Gather round my good friends, For I have a tale, a tale of a Website full of Muppets, of people who cock up on such regular basis there was an award made for their Muppetry.
The Month of November had arrived�and the Muppets were in full swing doing what Muppets do�.
The fellow Bushpig, he was a Muppet definition yet one can rarely pin Muppetry to him solely
The fellow Blue Asparagus��Monumental Muppetry, and awarded as such
The fellow Phats, Stiched up by lies and untruths�.but still came out smelling like roses
The fellow Jake10, Stiched up by lies and untruths who made the mistake of fishing with Mr Nutter your friendly F.net Skipper
The fellow KingfishSi, Now this Muppet deserves special mention. For he antagonized the custodian and personal messaged him with cries of foul play and deceitful behavior. Tut Tut Tut
The fellow Ski, Who would win hands down if the award was for Dummy spitting distance�.or shear stupidity for that matter.
The fellow Slackline�..What were you drinking or smoking that allowed you to watch 20L of fuel go down a rod holder ?
Now my good friends, you will look down this list and wonder�.how on earth could a group of dedicated and professional fisherman cock up on such a regular basis��..
I have the answer to the tale��..
As good as we all are its inevitable , we will be Muppets���but why I hear you ask ?
And my answer is simple. Hes been our leader for a long time, in fact referred to as FL��
His good friend Matt gave you the story that stitched him, the topping on the cake was that he arranged to go fishing with a forum member and then went with someone else (he will tell you lies about this)
But the cream in the middle was that he caught the Squid which made us all have to listen to Bushpig for weeks on end bleat about how great he is.
You know him as Kerren
He Is a leader of Muppets and has finally shown why.
Congrats Kerren
Your punishment should you be man enough........signature :
I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05
Phats your wisdom is legendry. Solomon himself could not have made a wiser choice and I congratulate you for making the hard call to ping the great FL
How the mighty have fallen get the sig line up you quinticential MUPPET
Teach you not to take me fishing Muppet Master
Santa.....didnt you get my letter
Dear Santa
Im sick of my job
Can you get someone to do it for me ?
I would still like the benefits that go with the job...is that possible ?
Regards
Phats
oh thank fluck for that I thought i was in for another and no space on the wall hehehehe
Well done Kerren for we are not worthy, now shoot that muppet Matt for dobbing you brother.
Congratulations Kezz. Put like that, the award could only go to one person. And there are only three people in the world who know just how awful that day was. Your are one, Boulder and I the others.
I still have nightmares about the piggy "weehar weehar" jig. 

Ski...take note of your leader.....
While he is a Muppet, it appears he does not have a Dummy
Kerren.....Nicely done my man, on account of your lack of Dummy spit and the fact you have "stuff to promote"......A couple of days will do for the tag line Bro...
Im glad you noticed Ski....
Its because I need the Dutch courage, being scared of you and all.
Oh look at that, I was lippy during the day 
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