November noms
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Topic: November noms
Posted By: Barrie
Subject: November noms
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2005 at 8:41pm
| while BA is the (possible) natural winner, I feel that he has had enough bad luck fall apon his head and for that I would like to nominate both Ski and Bushpig as they are both great standins when others need a break. |
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2005 at 8:57pm
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I second Bushpig's nomination for allowing his missus to keep the digital camera well out of his reach for the duration of his trip to the Gold Coast. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: KeriBOI
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2005 at 9:03pm
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Ksi - Who would rather go on a date turkey shooting than drink piss with the lads and go watch sports cafe ------------- Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2005 at 9:27pm
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arrrrrr give it to me i have broad shoulders but i reacon Ksi, I mean not drinking with the boys farrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk meeeeeeeeeeeeee All I did was an insurance claim ay. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2005 at 9:43pm
I think there may be a new nominee. Step forward and confess your sins Phats.
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Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2005 at 10:16pm
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geeze barrie wed have to do somethin pretty bad to beat BAs lil drama.!!I notice he got given a few days to calm down befor hittin him wif the inebitable nomination!!!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2005 at 10:28pm
Quote: Originally posted by Ski on 15 November 2005 hey i put my hand up for it no problem there no tanty from this boy but 1 hopes he gets to hand it on and his desision is final mmmmmmmm And no i did not need time to calm down i was offered it on the day it happened me i jusy laughed and said watch your back you may be next. But what did Phats do Oshif. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: jake10
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2005 at 10:39pm
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Phats .............what did you do bro
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 1:00pm
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Ummmm, Me ??? Nuffin, I didnt do anything ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 1:10pm
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Liar, liar, pants on fire.
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Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 1:12pm
Quote: Originally posted by KeriBOI on 15 November 2005Ksi - Who would rather go on a date turkey shooting than drink piss with the lads and go watch sports cafe Yep, because unlike you lot, I wasn't just dribbling on the floor  ------------- Keep knockin', nobody's home. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 1:32pm
Quote: Originally posted by KingfishSi on 16 November 2005You mean to say you can aim it into a teaspoon ????? Incredible ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 1:38pm
Come on Phats... umm, that might not be the right thing to say. I know it's hard for you at the moment... ohhh darn, that doesn't sound to good either. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! So, what did you do? ------------- Keep knockin', nobody's home. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 1:49pm
Quote: Originally posted by KingfishSi on 16 November 2005 ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 2:53pm
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No comment. Don't want you to get any more flustered. ------------- Keep knockin', nobody's home. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 2:58pm
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No, come on, tell everyone what Im jealous of ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 2:58pm
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Nup, don't want to get you grumpier ------------- Keep knockin', nobody's home. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 3:01pm
I'll bet it's those turkey legs. 
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 3:08pm
Quote: Originally posted by KingfishSi on 16 November 2005 Ring ring Pot calls Kettle NB Tanty ring a bell ? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 3:13pm
Daadeedaaaa dumdeedum ------------- Keep knockin', nobody's home. |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 5:34pm
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well B A sinkin the boat is becoming habbitual! he just tried makin me sink mine!!quote"theres a really deep hole over there between them posts""well if the sounder didnt go from 18/17/16/15/14/13/12/11/10/9/8/6/5/4/3/2/1aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhh geezeno bottom full steam a stern tilt the motor FEEEEEEEUWWWW that was close nearly 2 boats in less than a week.go on give it to B A,SEAT ,LID, S BEND THE WHOLE SHAMUSI!!!!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2005 at 7:42pm
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makes you wonder why they are the channel markers ay thats exactley where the big boats come through still have been wrong before must go back and do another boat masters hehehe ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: matt watson
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2005 at 9:32pm
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Now I thought long and hard about whether I should rat out my mate but then I recall him posting a rather compomising picture of me on this site and the decision was easy.
Last week end my mate and I took out a couple of friends fishing - kind of a pay back for all the help they'd given us. We started the day with the usual livebait catching sesion as we intended to show our guests some kingfish and big snapper action. The mackerel were fairly hard to catch but my mate hooked a nice squid - we hurried it in the livie tank as we both knew these guys are deadly live baits. The first unfortunate incident was my mate got a decent inking in the process. But it would all be worthwhile when the squid was sacrificed to a huge snapper or kingfish. As luck would have it one of our guests was suffering from sea sickness so we tucked in behind the black rocks and started to pull in a precession of snapper trevally gurnard and even a nice John dory. The fishing was getting better and all day we resisted using the live squid until there were some bigger fish about and our guests were very eager to see what would happen to the live squid that me and my mate had been talking up all day as the greatest big fish livebait ever. Late in the day we began to get some good takes and my mate had rights to the squid since he had caught it. He meticulously rigged up the strugging squid with a two hook rig - it was quite a work of art. With us all anticipating a big fish to top off our day my mate picked a spot at the back of the burley trail and let rip with a cast on his trusty TLD15 ....then CRACK!! - the line parted! We watched in horror as the wriggling morsel sailed through the air adorned with two 8/0 hooks. The bait slapped down in the perfect spot and was no doubt eaten by the resident black rocks 35 pounder. My mate who is normally an expert caster was left starring at his tangled over-run reel - no one said a word, not a giggle or a laugh until I let rip with a cutting remark to try and envoke the rage I could see pulsing in the vein in his head - but to his credit he uttered not a single cuss word. But we did get our big fish to top off the day - yours truelly caught and released a 15lber on 6. Oh my mate of coarse is Kerren..and our guests might even like to chime in and back up my accurate and honest account of what happened. |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 12:01pm
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jake 10....tried to tie off me drogue and when we all turned around it was gone and he did go to scouts as well!!bushies reef claims another relic...perhaps somone could put a post in the diagrams section to show him how to cleat off a rope!!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 12:14pm
I nominate Ski for letting Jake10 to tie it off
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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 1:01pm
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Dam I won the other and put my hand up for this one give it to me I say but dam it is hard to give it to one who wants it. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 1:15pm
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and nominate barrie for nominating me every time i blink or fart!!!and for never going fishing or taking up offers to go fishing or even knowing what fishing is !!!! BOOT BOOT!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 2:26pm
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Gesh what a bite read the Rakino Chanel report mate |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 8:53pm
Quote: Originally posted by Ski on 20 November 2005 I would think you could distinguish a Bite from a Dummy spit Barrie. Just to be clear, above is a Dummy spit....right ?? Thanks for the heads up Matt Kerren........you in deep trouble bro........Not mentioning said incident to me in phone convo straight after trip amounts to perversion of justice.........couple that with buggering off with Swine when you were supposed to fish with me and I reckon your nearly there Of course theres always Ski tho.......so dont sweat just yet ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 9:00pm
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Now I understand why Kezz was so keen to see me have a tanty on Saturday - he needs a lesson in how it's done.
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Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 9:13pm
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Ive seen him spit the dummy and his lunch with it. Just park in the burley trail. ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: jake10
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 9:55pm
| gimme shytehouse seat bring it on . |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2005 at 10:44pm
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no dummy here just biting back!!!raaaaaaaarrrrrrr ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2005 at 6:50am
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love this webb fishing but must admit I target the easy spieces Bushie use to be a good bite but he must be on prozac nowdays |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2005 at 8:12pm
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I have two further nominations for the November dunny seat award. 1: Bushpig. No, it's not for being Bushpig (this time), but for going fishing, catching a 22lb snapper (personal best blah blah blah) but having nothing to take it home in. You will note the admission of this act by his recent post in the "what I bought today thread," purchasing icey tek chilly bin. Further evidence your honour is that the post was dated after the Saturday in question. 2: TunaBoy. Who managed to convince a lovely, fit, hot and softly spoken young policewoman that he is in fact Osama Bin Laden, thereby causing a terrorist alert that gridlocked Westhaven with half a dozen police cars (from as far afield as Takapuna) and a paddy wagon with no fewer than six rozzers inside. It's a good thing they couldn;'t find the full body search rubber gloves in the heat of the moment, I'm told. However this event is not in fact the reason for the toilet seat nomination. The real nomination is not creating this event on a day when the forum boys are having a few snibbos at nearby Swashbucklers so we could all pile out, beers in hand, to be entertained as the events unfold.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Tzer
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2005 at 5:15am
| I will throw Slacklines into the nomination hat as well. For standing by and watching the skipper (not me) pour 20L of fuel into the boat via the rod holder instead of the fuel port. |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2005 at 7:08am
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Tzer Slackline dosnt own the petrol station does he? |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2005 at 7:40am
Quote: Originally posted by Ski on 20 November 2005 Ski, gets another nomination for spitting the dummy yet again for his nomination. Bender also gets a nomination for been so desparate to hang a nomination on me. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2005 at 8:59am
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Awww Bushie, its just that you're so nominatable.
My vote goes to Slackline. That's a doozy of a cockup. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Tzer
Date Posted: 29 Nov 2005 at 10:16am
| Bender no but he doe's work for a bank and we all know they have plenty of monies, he'll probably workl out an interest free petrol loan for himself which is fine as long as the petrol goes through my boat and not some-one else's. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 7:35pm
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Time to make a choise then PHATS as many a worthy cock up will happen in December for sure ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 9:56pm
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Gather round my good friends, For I have a tale, a tale of a Website full of Muppets, of people who cock up on such regular basis there was an award made for their Muppetry. The Month of November had arrived�and the Muppets were in full swing doing what Muppets do�. The fellow Bushpig, he was a Muppet definition yet one can rarely pin Muppetry to him solely The fellow Blue Asparagus��Monumental Muppetry, and awarded as such The fellow Phats, Stiched up by lies and untruths�.but still came out smelling like roses The fellow Jake10, Stiched up by lies and untruths who made the mistake of fishing with Mr Nutter your friendly F.net Skipper The fellow KingfishSi, Now this Muppet deserves special mention. For he antagonized the custodian and personal messaged him with cries of foul play and deceitful behavior. Tut Tut Tut The fellow Ski, Who would win hands down if the award was for Dummy spitting distance�.or shear stupidity for that matter. The fellow Slackline�..What were you drinking or smoking that allowed you to watch 20L of fuel go down a rod holder ? Now my good friends, you will look down this list and wonder�.how on earth could a group of dedicated and professional fisherman cock up on such a regular basis��.. I have the answer to the tale��.. As good as we all are its inevitable , we will be Muppets���but why I hear you ask ? And my answer is simple. Hes been our leader for a long time, in fact referred to as FL�� His good friend Matt gave you the story that stitched him, the topping on the cake was that he arranged to go fishing with a forum member and then went with someone else (he will tell you lies about this) But the cream in the middle was that he caught the Squid which made us all have to listen to Bushpig for weeks on end bleat about how great he is. You know him as Kerren He Is a leader of Muppets and has finally shown why. Congrats Kerren Your punishment should you be man enough........signature : I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05 ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 10:10pm
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Phats your wisdom is legendry. Solomon himself could not have made a wiser choice and I congratulate you for making the hard call to ping the great FL How the mighty have fallen get the sig line up you quinticential MUPPET Teach you not to take me fishing Muppet Master ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 10:40pm
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Phats you really do get a kick out of this job don't you? Good choice on the nomination, although was good to see it looking like heading south. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 10:54pm
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Santa.....didnt you get my letter Dear Santa Im sick of my job Can you get someone to do it for me ? I would still like the benefits that go with the job...is that possible ? Regards Phats ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 11:06pm
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oh thank fluck for that I thought i was in for another and no space on the wall hehehehe Well done Kerren for we are not worthy, now shoot that muppet Matt for dobbing you brother. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2005 at 11:02am
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Congratulations Kezz. Put like that, the award could only go to one person. And there are only three people in the world who know just how awful that day was. Your are one, Boulder and I the others. I still have nightmares about the piggy "weehar weehar" jig. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2005 at 1:41pm
I would like to thank all those that made this award possible...you know who you are!...and of course I wish for world peace and the end of 3rd world hunger! what a bunch of cunnoxes! ------------- I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05 |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2005 at 12:01am
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Ski...take note of your leader..... While he is a Muppet, it appears he does not have a Dummy Kerren.....Nicely done my man, on account of your lack of Dummy spit and the fact you have "stuff to promote"......A couple of days will do for the tag line Bro... ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2005 at 10:13am
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yeah yeah phats heard it all befor bro funny how all your lippy remarks seem to come at nite when youve hada few!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2005 at 11:24am
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Im glad you noticed Ski.... Its because I need the Dutch courage, being scared of you and all. Oh look at that, I was lippy during the day ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2005 at 11:59am
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stop it my panty line is all wet you big meany ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |