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It was an easy decision picking the September winner

Those in the running this time round were:-

Bender for Tree stump Pavement Pizza.

Ski, for his Dummy spit last month.

Ksi for catching nothing in three days of fishing.

Tobes & Swanie for Multiple misdemeanors

Bushpig for being Bushpig.

It finally came down to the fact the Toots toilet seat was taken away from CJ and given to Bender��.what to do then I hear you ask ? Should CJ get away free for his actions ? NOOOOOOOO

I asked you to vote, you did so overwhelmingly in favour of the Man known as Canadian John

Heres some input taken from the Toots thread from KSI & Bender:-

I still reckon that Canadian knut  deserves it because of the following...

� Coming up later in his own  car so he didn�t have to contribute to gas and listen to my bad taste in  music
� Bailing early without helping clean the boat
� Asking whether he  should have to pay for accommodation because he only stayed one night.
�  Not bringing bait although I made it clear that he needed to bring his own  bait and berley with him.
� Hacking the gut of a JD open and murdering a  tiny, miniscule snapper with the bait knife because he was too scared to touch  the ferocious John Dory. (Have you seen the teeth on one of them?  Haaahaaaaaaaa!)
� Leaving his smelly jacket in my car so I had to bring it  back to Auckland. (Did I mention it was a lady�s jacket?)


Can I also mention that the thing that really swayed it was the sight of CJ running purposefully among the cars as he played on the white lines at a busy intersection on Wednesday at lunchtime.

What really sealed it was not the jogging, nor the fact that he was playing chicken with the cars .. but the faggoty white running shorts. You just knew that they would quickly become see-through if it rained. (Auckland ... September.. weather we've been having lately eeeeewwwww).

The (unanimous) winner by the length of the trace on a marlin lure is

Canadian John.

Heres your trophy yummy boy�.wear it proudly for the next month as punishment

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haha well deserved!
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hahahahaha yip your a winner CJ in the best possible way of course well done mate wear em with pride the next one may be a G.

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Too funny that photo. His didn't stick out quite so far in front though.
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Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 04 October 2005
Too funny that photo. His didn't stick out quite so far in front though.



I'm not sure why you would notice that
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Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 04 October 2005
Too funny that photo. His didn't stick out quite so far in front though.



I'm not sure why you would notice that
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A Man should be able to appreciate Good tackle when he see's it..... regardless of the owner. Well Done CJ..... you're still a winner.
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regardless of the owner Tommy????????

hmmmmmm, I see now why you and Si connect.

Good shyte CJ, thems some flash undies auww!

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Quote: Originally posted by Tomsta on 04 October 2005
A Man should be able to appreciate Good tackle when he see's it..... regardless of the owner. Well Done CJ..... you're still a winner.
I seriously hope you mean fishing tackle Tomsta
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haha.... This is a FISHING web site is it not????  I've seen the way you like to grip another mans Rod and play with his Lures Boys....  It's just like admiring another blokes boat, car, mrs..... etc..... there's a difference between looking/admiring then taking something for a test drive.... or do we live in a narrow minded conceited world where anything other than the norm should be shunned......

This damn wind is maddening and starting to get on my nerves... can someone please make it go away.... I want to get out of here go fishing...... I lost my kite yesterday.....

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yeah mate they hurt that way well thats what you were telling me anyways i have not idea not me i tell you dont no what a G looks like.
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Congrats CJ well earned......
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Sweet, dodged the bullet again, good one CJ.
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*Mental notes*

  • Never go to a forum group event.
  • If theres any chance of meeting bender, wear the bagiest pants I can find and stuff with socks. (I like to impress)
  • Never use the words tackle and underpants in the same sentance on a message board
  • Never invite CJ out on my boat, especially if it looks like rain.

 

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Quote: Originally posted by Roath on 05 October 2005

*Mental notes*

  • Never go to a forum group event.
  • If theres any chance of meeting bender, wear the bagiest pants I can find and stuff with socks. (I like to impress)
  • Never use the words tackle and underpants in the same sentance on a message board
  • Never invite CJ out on my boat, especially if it looks like rain.





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Quote: Originally posted by Tomsta on 04 October 2005

haha.... This is a FISHING web site is it not???? I've seen the way you like to grip another mans Rod and play with his Lures Boys.... It's just like admiring another blokes boat, car, mrs..... etc..... there's a difference between looking/admiring then taking something for a test drive.... or do we live in a narrow minded conceited world where anything other than the norm should be shunned......





Dont bend over around Tomsta
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thanks a million guys. for noticing my shorts that is. but in order to not feel like a fruad i must admit a couple things.....

they were NOT my shorts, i only tried them on.

i only had them on for a short while and would have taken them off right away......

......but they felt sooooo good against my skin and all being satin..........

(will return them once they're washed bushy, cheers for the loner)

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CJ.......do as you are told and put your trophy on your Picture.

Or are you going to Dummy spit and be a big girl like last months winner ?

http://www.myfishingpictures.com/watermark.php?file=500/6145BoxersFront.jpg

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