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September toilet seat decided

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Topic: September toilet seat decided
Posted By: Phats
Subject: September toilet seat decided
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 12:53pm

It was an easy decision picking the September winner

Those in the running this time round were:-

Bender for Tree stump Pavement Pizza.

Ski, for his Dummy spit last month.

Ksi for catching nothing in three days of fishing.

Tobes & Swanie for Multiple misdemeanors

Bushpig for being Bushpig.

It finally came down to the fact the Toots toilet seat was taken away from CJ and given to Bender��.what to do then I hear you ask ? Should CJ get away free for his actions ? NOOOOOOOO

I asked you to vote, you did so overwhelmingly in favour of the Man known as Canadian John

Heres some input taken from the Toots thread from KSI & Bender:-

I still reckon that Canadian knut  deserves it because of the following...

� Coming up later in his own  car so he didn�t have to contribute to gas and listen to my bad taste in  music
� Bailing early without helping clean the boat
� Asking whether he  should have to pay for accommodation because he only stayed one night.
�  Not bringing bait although I made it clear that he needed to bring his own  bait and berley with him.
� Hacking the gut of a JD open and murdering a  tiny, miniscule snapper with the bait knife because he was too scared to touch  the ferocious John Dory. (Have you seen the teeth on one of them?  Haaahaaaaaaaa!)
� Leaving his smelly jacket in my car so I had to bring it  back to Auckland. (Did I mention it was a lady�s jacket?)


Can I also mention that the thing that really swayed it was the sight of CJ running purposefully among the cars as he played on the white lines at a busy intersection on Wednesday at lunchtime.

What really sealed it was not the jogging, nor the fact that he was playing chicken with the cars .. but the faggoty white running shorts. You just knew that they would quickly become see-through if it rained. (Auckland ... September.. weather we've been having lately eeeeewwwww).

The (unanimous) winner by the length of the trace on a marlin lure is

Canadian John.

Heres your trophy yummy boy�.wear it proudly for the next month as punishment



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.



Replies:
Posted By: JK
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 1:02pm
haha well deserved!

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LedgeNZ LBG


Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 1:22pm

hahahahaha yip your a winner CJ in the best possible way of course well done mate wear em with pride the next one may be a G.



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Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland



Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 1:33pm
Too funny that photo. His didn't stick out quite so far in front though.

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Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.




Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 1:59pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 04 October 2005
Too funny that photo. His didn't stick out quite so far in front though.



I'm not sure why you would notice that

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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 2:26pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 04 October 2005
Too funny that photo. His didn't stick out quite so far in front though.



I'm not sure why you would notice that
Anal retentive gay bar loiterer mmmm october award the standard has been set.

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Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland



Posted By: Tomsta
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 2:42pm
A Man should be able to appreciate Good tackle when he see's it..... regardless of the owner. Well Done CJ..... you're still a winner.

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Don't Moan about it, Just Do it!


Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 3:01pm

regardless of the owner Tommy????????

hmmmmmm, I see now why you and Si connect.

Good shyte CJ, thems some flash undies auww!



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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 3:08pm
Quote: Originally posted by Tomsta on 04 October 2005
A Man should be able to appreciate Good tackle when he see's it..... regardless of the owner. Well Done CJ..... you're still a winner.
I seriously hope you mean fishing tackle Tomsta

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 3:36pm
A 'g', Bluey? Let's pray it's not worn backwards

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Posted By: Tomsta
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 3:37pm

haha.... This is a FISHING web site is it not????  I've seen the way you like to grip another mans Rod and play with his Lures Boys....  It's just like admiring another blokes boat, car, mrs..... etc..... there's a difference between looking/admiring then taking something for a test drive.... or do we live in a narrow minded conceited world where anything other than the norm should be shunned......

This damn wind is maddening and starting to get on my nerves... can someone please make it go away.... I want to get out of here go fishing...... I lost my kite yesterday.....



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Don't Moan about it, Just Do it!


Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 3:38pm
yeah mate they hurt that way well thats what you were telling me anyways i have not idea not me i tell you dont no what a G looks like.

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Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 04 Oct 2005 at 7:46pm
Congrats CJ well earned......


Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 05 Oct 2005 at 9:04am
Sweet, dodged the bullet again, good one CJ.

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Posted By: Roath
Date Posted: 05 Oct 2005 at 9:21am

*Mental notes*

  • Never go to a forum group event.
  • If theres any chance of meeting bender, wear the bagiest pants I can find and stuff with socks. (I like to impress)
  • Never use the words tackle and underpants in the same sentance on a message board
  • Never invite CJ out on my boat, especially if it looks like rain.

 



Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 05 Oct 2005 at 9:28am
Quote: Originally posted by Roath on 05 October 2005

*Mental notes*

  • Never go to a forum group event.
  • If theres any chance of meeting bender, wear the bagiest pants I can find and stuff with socks. (I like to impress)
  • Never use the words tackle and underpants in the same sentance on a message board
  • Never invite CJ out on my boat, especially if it looks like rain.





And given this post

Quote: Originally posted by Tomsta on 04 October 2005

haha.... This is a FISHING web site is it not???? I've seen the way you like to grip another mans Rod and play with his Lures Boys.... It's just like admiring another blokes boat, car, mrs..... etc..... there's a difference between looking/admiring then taking something for a test drive.... or do we live in a narrow minded conceited world where anything other than the norm should be shunned......





Dont bend over around Tomsta

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I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints


Posted By: CanadianJohn
Date Posted: 05 Oct 2005 at 11:55am

thanks a million guys. for noticing my shorts that is. but in order to not feel like a fruad i must admit a couple things.....

they were NOT my shorts, i only tried them on.

i only had them on for a short while and would have taken them off right away......

......but they felt sooooo good against my skin and all being satin..........

(will return them once they're washed bushy, cheers for the loner)



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Posted By: Rockhopper
Date Posted: 05 Oct 2005 at 12:59pm


Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 Oct 2005 at 1:47pm

CJ.......do as you are told and put your trophy on your Picture.

Or are you going to Dummy spit and be a big girl like last months winner ?

http://www.myfishingpictures.com/watermark.php?file=500/6145BoxersFront.jpg">http://www.myfishingpictures.com/watermark.php?file=500/6145BoxersFront.jpg



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.



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