It is my distinct and proud pleasure to Award my first Toilet seat.
The winner for May needs no introduction to you all. A man who is famous in his own Cyberworld for his momentous stuff ups.
The following is taken from Mr PDS Squids report
Capt S Waka pulled the new gleaming Avet from the rack and noticed somethings up with the handle, 2 secs later the flash hand piece is in the drink and swimming away- bugger!! next to join his lost handle is his flash new Zest jig- gone burger in a flash it vanished quicker than his handle did. Poor poor Piglet his curse was in full swing....
Step forward and recieve what was and most likely will be again yours......
MR
BUSHPIG 
AKA Swine, The Chairman , The Mayor of Swinewaka
couldn't go to a more deserving nominee.....well done to the judge, jury and executioner!
You truly are a legend Bushie.....parade your award as your singature please!
"some come to sit and think, some come to make a stink!!"
Justice is done - and my reef is a little bigger for it!
Damo
Quote: Originally posted by Fishful Thinking on 02 June 2005Its because he's a clumbsy muppet
Well BP, you got to be on the water and sharing the boat to get pinged, so it is dedication and generosity that got you home. F.T.
As moderator I find this being nice to Piglet offensive. Please decist immediately Mr F.T. or I shall be forced to edit your posts into something more suitable like
Gor blimey Piglet you're a dropkick.
Piggy....use this one:
Awww shucks Bushie, you do care!
Funny how that edit program of Kerrens turns "a really good bloke and a loyal friend" into ****
Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 02 June 2005
Im surprised theres no s**t stains on it yet
well I have been known to tell the odd fishing fib here and there.
Pig, did I tell you about the time I got some 10lbers and quoter inside Omaha bay?
oh Pete have you fished Benders spot too awesome little area that was there with him a week or two back, have you been there bushy????
would be right up you ally heaps of desent snapps.
Dont worry Shane i wont tell anyone had trouble finding it again yesterday with those cows running all over the country side had nothing to line up on ay dam spot x.
Veddy droll Squiddy, you'll keep.
Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 02 June 2005
well I have been known to tell the odd fishing fib here and there.
Pig, did I tell you about the time I got some 10lbers and quoter inside Omaha bay?
Its a virus Moder ateher, Bushie was nice to Si in the C2C column, I saw Si last night and the swineshine effect infected me when Si brought me a flat beer, followed up by a replacement glass with an edge like a saw. Feel a cure coming on, that's how they make ham isn't it?
Stunning dunny tho. F.T.
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