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Mays Toilet Seat Winner

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Topic: Mays Toilet Seat Winner
Posted By: Phats
Subject: Mays Toilet Seat Winner
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 9:55am

It is my distinct and proud pleasure to Award my first Toilet seat.

The winner for May needs no introduction to you all. A man who is famous in his own Cyberworld for his momentous stuff ups.

The following is taken from Mr PDS Squids report

Capt S Waka pulled the new gleaming Avet from the rack and noticed somethings up with the handle, 2 secs later the flash hand piece is in the drink and swimming away- bugger!! next to join his lost handle is his flash new Zest jig- gone burger in a flash it vanished quicker than his handle did. Poor poor Piglet his curse was in full swing....

Step forward and recieve what was and most likely will be again yours......

MR

BUSHPIG    

AKA Swine, The Chairman , The Mayor of Swinewaka



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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 10:06am
lol good on ya bushy sit on it with pride....hehehee

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Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 10:25am

couldn't go to a more deserving nominee.....well done to the judge, jury and executioner!

You truly are a legend Bushie.....parade your award as your singature please!

"some come to sit and think, some come to make a stink!!"



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Posted By: Damo
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 10:40am

Justice is done - and my reef is a little bigger for it!

Damo



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Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 10:57am
Well BP, you got to be on the water and sharing the boat to get pinged, so it is dedication and generosity that got you home. F.T.

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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 11:19am
Thats true, but cripes FT. Lets take the P for a little longer before we start tooting his horn

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 12:10pm
Quote: Originally posted by Fishful Thinking on 02 June 2005
Well BP, you got to be on the water and sharing the boat to get pinged, so it is dedication and generosity that got you home. F.T.
Its because he's a clumbsy muppet

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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 12:28pm

As moderator I find this being nice to Piglet offensive. Please decist immediately Mr F.T. or I shall be forced to edit your posts into something more suitable like

 

Gor blimey Piglet you're a dropkick.

 



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Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.




Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 1:38pm
I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone involved.

Firstly Billfish for selling me a dodgy reel handle

AC and Squid for tampering with the handle

Bender for......... well just been a ****

and last but not least Phatb@stard for awarding me this. Revenge is swet brother. Revenge is sweet

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Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 2:08pm

Piggy....use this one:



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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 2:28pm

Awww shucks Bushie, you do care!

Funny how that edit program of Kerrens turns "a really good bloke and a loyal friend" into ****

 



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Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 3:03pm
Im surprised theres no s**t stains on it yet

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Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 3:50pm
Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 02 June 2005
Im surprised theres no s**t stains on it yet




Like the ones on your chin everytime you tell a fishing story

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Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 5:03pm

well I have been known to tell the odd fishing fib here and there.

Pig, did I tell you about the time I got some 10lbers and quoter inside Omaha bay?

 



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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 5:39pm

oh Pete have you fished Benders spot too awesome little area that was there with him a week or two back, have you been there bushy????

would be right up you ally heaps of desent snapps.

Dont worry Shane i wont tell anyone had trouble finding it again yesterday with those cows running all over the country side had nothing to line up on ay dam spot x.



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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 5:48pm

Veddy droll Squiddy, you'll keep.



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Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 6:02pm
Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 02 June 2005

well I have been known to tell the odd fishing fib here and there.

Pig, did I tell you about the time I got some 10lbers and quoter inside Omaha bay?






But the Photo's said that I lied BIG TIME.........Hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhaahaahhahhaah

ha.

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Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 02 Jun 2005 at 11:13pm

Its a virus Moder ateher, Bushie was nice to Si in the C2C column, I saw Si last night and the swineshine effect infected me when Si brought me a flat beer, followed up by a replacement glass with an edge like a saw. Feel a cure coming on, that's how they make ham isn't it?

Stunning dunny tho. F.T.



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