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A gaff is a gaff, and as mellow a man as he is, the ouch factor swings it for me. The ohsif incident was voluntary after all. Dive off boat, no - fall off boat yes. F.T.
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Gaff - A public place of entertainment, especially a cheap or disreputable music hall or theater.

ALSO

Gaff - A clumsy social error; a faux pas:

As far as I have observed, the Piglet has a permanent tendency for gaffing so it would have to be Ohsif.

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We could always invite both of them to a Shoreboyz and, as Ski has suggested, tag and release them both.
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he buckled over worse than an old sheila

me, laugh and giggle??- no never, I felt for the old boy

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Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 29 March 2005

I felt for the old boy




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Tell ya what lads. Getting a flying gaff about an inch into the calf mussel of the leg does hurt a tad. B**t**d thing is still weeping. bleed like a b@stard too
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Good shark berley that blood.
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Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 29 March 2005

2: Wave causes flying gaff to tip outwards, so the razor sharp half inch diameter steel is now lying outwards into the cockpit.

Wouldnt have happened if it was a tagpole Bushie, those gaffs scare the fish away too, Im sure you would have got both your strikes if you had left that  bl00dy gaff at home
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I would have tagged one of them. Honest
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Gaff was just letting you know it did not appreciate a Tag pole on board BP.  hope it heals ok.

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Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 29 March 2005
Tell ya what lads. Getting a flying gaff about an inch into the calf mussel of the leg does hurt a tad. B**t**d thing is still weeping. bleed like a b@stard too



Well indeed, you are a b@satrd but don't you mean "bleed like a stuck pig"
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PSquid,

     While the above story is quite convincing and does challenge ohsif for the Toilet seat my question is what did bushy do to you to make you flying gaff him?  and did you cause his sore back as punishment or part of a general act???

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lesson learnt ..put a cork or piece of hose on point of gaff....but as for the toilet seat they could always share it ohsif puts the seat around his neck and bushy could sit on it!!!!!!!!!!
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