march toilet seat nominations
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Topic: march toilet seat nominations
Posted By: Ski
Subject: march toilet seat nominations
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2005 at 9:10pm
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seems we have a silent celebrity in our midst...... one who is close to the one and only bill hohepa....... and has a fettish for diving face first into bowls of pilchardsand using his mouth to transfer them........ not to mention winning rod and reels ........ anyone else recognise this potential nominee as when i saw that mostache dripping with pillie juice the first thing i thought of was toilet seat!!!!!! and to do it on national tv lucky he wasnt wearing his fishing.net beanie ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
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Posted By: tonto
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2005 at 9:46pm
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ok spill, dude ------------- attempting the slowest 1000 posts, slowly going where everyone else has been! |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2005 at 10:18pm
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well we will give him a chance to own up himself and see if anyone agrees that this is a worthy nomination!!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2005 at 8:10am
i thought he was having dinner... ...very good nomination tho...------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2005 at 8:48am
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Who? Who? Who????? Was it a squid and pillie combo?? ------------- Best gurnard fisherman in my street |
Posted By: Rainman
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2005 at 9:59am
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Might have to pass around the hat guys. Cant have one of the members reduced to eating raw Pillies for sustenance.
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Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2005 at 4:45pm
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some of ythe pillies ive smelt in the past makes me squirm.....the thought of them in yer mouth eeeeeeewwwww yyyyyuuuuukkkkkkk think id rather lick the toilet seat !!!!!!!.glad to see someone else witnessed it tobez ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2005 at 11:44am
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In my defence fellas and felleses: 1. It was a fund raising event for camp Hohepa.  2. I was not the only competitor.  3. Surly a greater crime would have been loosing face in front of my son and other children by not competing.  4. The said pillies had only been sitting in the sun for one day, (actually they were barley defrosted and quite firm. The worst part was getting all those little scales stuck between your teeth).  5. It was regional TV not national.  6. We did win! (if your going to something questionable you might as well be good at it).  7. We were never going to win the fishing part of the contest, local proved it�s worth. 8. The prises (a rod and reel each), were donated back for the next lucky winner (poor basstodd). |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2005 at 11:56am
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Hahahaha....Ski rang me after he saw it to tell me about it. NEXT time you take me out Ohsif I will bring some extra pillies for your lunch ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2005 at 11:59am
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We'll get the Brickie to come up with a special pillie cocktail for you Oshif you bad bad man. Or were you thinking of something else with your nose that close to some pilchards? ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Keith C
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2005 at 4:26pm
| How long did you practice beforehand, Ohsif. You seem to have mastered the art of two at a time!! |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2005 at 5:41pm
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No worries Phatty, I'll be sure to reciprocate and it won�t be sardine sammies. Thanks Bender, just make sure it�s that Canadian variety. You know it�s wise not to breathe and swallow at the same time. No practice Keith. Didn't even know what the task was until we were given the instructions. I figured to be competitive one at a time was not going to cut it and I think I managed three on at least one trip. |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2005 at 9:25pm
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did anyone get a photo of ya with a mouthful of pillies ohsif or do we get alive repeat up at the bricky!!!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2005 at 6:10am
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Sorry Ski, no photos and it take a lot of beer to wash away all those little scales.
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2005 at 6:39am
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Oshif you should be careful. Sometimes people put things called hooks in pilchards... ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2005 at 1:31pm
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The Brickhouse Canadian Pillie Pie with Brasilian side salad. Hmmmmm. Sounds like a decent balanced meal. References to the swallow (UN International Bird of Love) should not be passing your lips Oshsif. F.T. ------------- PhD: Pool Hall Diploma |
Posted By: Dead Ant
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2005 at 8:10pm
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Of all the reasons for coming home drunk with fishy breath and things stuck between your teeth that is undoubtably the best. Nice effort Ohsif! CHeers DA |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2005 at 10:29pm
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nice one bender hooks in pillies!!! gives me an idea on what to do with leftover pillies when winter rolls round and the dreaded zilchfish shows up take up ohsif fishing !!!!! now what size hooks do you use for an ohsif ?treble,barbless? or i nice big 14/0 on a 400 lb mono trace .do we have a pin for ohsifs!!??line weight go for a 6 kg record or just tire himout on 37 and winch him in!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2005 at 10:34pm
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ooo ooo oo what about tagging the bugger and will he take a livebait . it just so happens i got a tag in my tagpole ready to go so next trip to the bricky if we all take our rods and a bag of pillies we can see how many ohsifs we can catch and how many times we can tag and release him . now how we gonna weigh him and get him smoked... weighmaster...... ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 12:08pm
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There is another nomination for this fine and much loved award. I shall set the scene: - 1: the large flying gaff, left lying in the side pocket of the boat, point resting inwards against the inside of the hull. 2: Wave causes flying gaff to tip outwards, so the razor sharp half inch diameter steel is now lying outwards into the cockpit. 3: Half crazed and hungover piglet, lunging backwards in the boat, connects with gaff, leaving it impaled on his leg. 4: Ouch, ouch, ouch he said. Ouch. Poos and wees that smarts, he said. Ouch again. 5: Pd Squid, wetting himself laughing at this fine spectacle. 6: Toilet seat nomination ... have to be wouldn't it? You have until Thursday to decide : a fisherman eating pilchards without checking whether there was a hook inside first ... or a piglet who gaffs himself? ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 1:08pm
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A gaff is a gaff, and as mellow a man as he is, the ouch factor swings it for me. The ohsif incident was voluntary after all. Dive off boat, no - fall off boat yes. F.T. ------------- PhD: Pool Hall Diploma |
Posted By: Keith C
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 1:10pm
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Gaff - A public place of entertainment, especially a cheap or disreputable music hall or theater. ALSO Gaff - A clumsy social error; a faux pas: As far as I have observed, the Piglet has a permanent tendency for gaffing so it would have to be Ohsif. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 1:18pm
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We could always invite both of them to a Shoreboyz and, as Ski has suggested, tag and release them both. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 2:17pm
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he buckled over worse than an old sheila me, laugh and giggle??- no never, I felt for the old boy ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 3:10pm
Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 29 March 2005 His or your's PDS? You bad, bad man. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 3:13pm
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Tell ya what lads. Getting a flying gaff about an inch into the calf mussel of the leg does hurt a tad. B**t**d thing is still weeping. bleed like a b@stard too ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 3:17pm
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Good shark berley that blood. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Adam Scott
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 3:24pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 29 March 2005Wouldnt have happened if it was a tagpole Bushie, those gaffs scare the fish away too, Im sure you would have got both your strikes if you had left that bl00dy gaff at home
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Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 3:26pm
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I would have tagged one of them. Honest ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Rainman
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 5:23pm
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Gaff was just letting you know it did not appreciate a Tag pole on board BP. ohsif...
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.Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 6:46pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 29 March 2005 Well indeed, you are a b@satrd but don't you mean "bleed like a stuck pig" ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Dead Ant
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 9:48pm
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PSquid, While the above story is quite convincing and does challenge ohsif for the Toilet seat my question is what did bushy do to you to make you flying gaff him? and did you cause his sore back as punishment or part of a general act??? Cheers DA (green coz I wasn't there for the fishing!) |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 29 Mar 2005 at 10:08pm
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lesson learnt ..put a cork or piece of hose on point of gaff....but as for the toilet seat they could always share it ohsif puts the seat around his neck and bushy could sit on it!!!!!!!!!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |