November noms

Page  <123
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Boulder Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 7:35pm
Boulder View Drop Down
Moderator - Ninja
Moderator - Ninja
Avatar

Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 11941
Time to make a choise then PHATS as many a worthy cock up will happen in December for sure
Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Phats Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 9:56pm
Phats View Drop Down
Titanium
Titanium
Avatar

Joined: 24 Apr 2004
Location: Isle Of Man
Status: Offline
Points: 5687

Gather round my good friends,     For I have a tale, a tale of a Website full of Muppets, of people who cock up on such regular basis there was an award made for their Muppetry.

 The Month of November had arrived�and the Muppets were in full swing doing what Muppets do�.

 The fellow Bushpig, he was a Muppet definition yet one can rarely pin Muppetry to him solely

The fellow Blue Asparagus��Monumental Muppetry, and awarded as such

The fellow Phats, Stiched up by lies and untruths�.but still came out smelling like roses

The fellow Jake10, Stiched up by lies and untruths who made the mistake of fishing with Mr Nutter your friendly F.net Skipper

The fellow KingfishSi, Now this Muppet deserves special mention. For he antagonized the custodian and personal messaged him with cries of foul play and deceitful behavior.  Tut Tut Tut

The fellow Ski, Who would win hands down if the award was for Dummy spitting distance�.or shear stupidity for that matter.

The fellow Slackline�..What were you drinking or smoking that allowed you to watch 20L of fuel go down a rod holder ?

 Now my good friends, you will look down this list and wonder�.how on earth could a group of dedicated and professional fisherman cock up on such a regular basis��..

I have the answer to the tale��..

As good as we all are its inevitable , we will be Muppets���but why I hear you ask ?

And my answer is simple.          Hes been our leader for a long time, in fact referred to as FL��

His good friend Matt gave you the story that stitched him, the topping on the cake was that he arranged to go fishing with a forum member and then went with someone else (he will tell you lies about this)

But the cream in the middle was that he caught the Squid which made us all have to listen to Bushpig for weeks on end bleat about how great he is.

You know him as Kerren

He Is a leader of Muppets and has finally shown why.

Congrats Kerren

Your punishment should you be man enough........signature :

I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Boulder Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 10:10pm
Boulder View Drop Down
Moderator - Ninja
Moderator - Ninja
Avatar

Joined: 18 Oct 2004
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 11941

Phats your wisdom is legendry. Solomon himself could not have made a wiser choice and I congratulate you for making the hard call to ping the great FL

How the mighty have fallen get the sig line up you quinticential MUPPET

Teach you not to take me fishing Muppet Master

Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote smudge Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 10:40pm
smudge View Drop Down
Moderator - Ninja
Moderator - Ninja
Avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2002
Location: Te Toro
Status: Offline
Points: 33510
Phats you really do get a kick out of this job don't you?

Good choice on the nomination, although was good to see it looking like heading south.
Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Phats Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 10:54pm
Phats View Drop Down
Titanium
Titanium
Avatar

Joined: 24 Apr 2004
Location: Isle Of Man
Status: Offline
Points: 5687

Santa.....didnt you get my letter

Dear Santa

Im sick of my job

Can you get someone to do it for me ?

I would still like the benefits that go with the job...is that possible ?

Regards

Phats

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Blue Asparagus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 02 Dec 2005 at 11:06pm
Blue Asparagus View Drop Down
Titanium
Titanium
Avatar

Joined: 10 Oct 2004
Location: Kerikeri N.Z
Status: Offline
Points: 27586

oh thank fluck for that I thought i was in for another and no space on the wall hehehehe

Well done Kerren for we are not worthy, now shoot that muppet Matt for dobbing you brother.

Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Bender Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Dec 2005 at 11:02am
Bender View Drop Down
Life Member
Life Member
Avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2002
Location: Antarctica
Status: Offline
Points: 12455

Congratulations Kezz. Put like that, the award could only go to one person. And there are only three people in the world who know just how awful that day was. Your are one, Boulder and I the others.

I still have nightmares about the piggy "weehar weehar" jig.

Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.


Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Kerren Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 03 Dec 2005 at 1:41pm
Kerren View Drop Down
Titanium
Titanium
Avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2002
Status: Offline
Points: 7534
I would like to thank all those that made this award possible...you know who you are!...and of course I wish for world peace and the end of 3rd world hunger!



what a bunch of cunnoxes!
I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05
Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Phats Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Dec 2005 at 12:01am
Phats View Drop Down
Titanium
Titanium
Avatar

Joined: 24 Apr 2004
Location: Isle Of Man
Status: Offline
Points: 5687

Ski...take note of your leader.....

While he is a Muppet, it appears he does not have a Dummy

Kerren.....Nicely done my man, on account of your lack of Dummy spit and the fact you have "stuff to promote"......A couple of days will do for the tag line Bro...

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Ski Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Dec 2005 at 10:13am
Ski View Drop Down
Platinum
Platinum
Avatar

Joined: 29 May 2004
Location: New Zealand
Status: Offline
Points: 2205
yeah yeah phats heard it all befor bro funny how all your lippy remarks seem to come at nite when youve hada few!!
yamaha reliability
senator stability
shimano superiority
the rest is up to the fish!
Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Phats Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Dec 2005 at 11:24am
Phats View Drop Down
Titanium
Titanium
Avatar

Joined: 24 Apr 2004
Location: Isle Of Man
Status: Offline
Points: 5687

Im glad you noticed Ski....

Its because I need the Dutch courage, being scared of you and all.

Oh look at that, I was lippy during the day

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
Back to Top
Post Options Post Options   Likes (0) Likes(0)   Quote Blue Asparagus Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Dec 2005 at 11:59am
Blue Asparagus View Drop Down
Titanium
Titanium
Avatar

Joined: 10 Oct 2004
Location: Kerikeri N.Z
Status: Offline
Points: 27586
stop it my panty line is all wet you big meany
Back to Top
Page  <123
Forum Jump
Forum Permissions View Drop Down


This page was generated in 0.398 seconds.

Fishing Reports Visit Reports

Saltwater Fishing Reports
Top of the South Fishing Report - 23/01/26

Snapper, cod and marlin on the menu Despite the weather we have had recently, when... Read More >

23 Jan 2026
Saltwater Fishing Reports
Bream Bay Fishing Report - 23/01/26

Snapper out deep in cooler water As happens at this time of the year, the... Read More >

22 Jan 2026
Saltwater Fishing Reports
Inner Hauraki Gulf Fishing Report - 23/01/26

Small snapper the norm Over the last 10 years I have noticed with great concern the... Read More >

22 Jan 2026
Freshwater Fishing Reports
Rotorua Fishing Report - 23/01/26

Fishing will be exceptional when water clears The massive amount of rainfall to hit the... Read More >

22 Jan 2026
Fishing bite times Fishing bite times

Major Bites

Minor Bites

Major Bites

Minor Bites