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Yep, Clearly one deserved winner..... Such a considerate bloke too.....Well Done CJ!!

 

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Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005
now i will take my ball and go home!


Would that be before or after helping to wash the boat?
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Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005
it is not until one is on the other side of one of these exercises of literary masterbation that one realizes it is all lies and spindoctoring. that is all i have to say, now i will take my ball and go home!
yip dont forget to take the seat to brother hehehehe good on ya mate. Now I am off to work I miss my boys.
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Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005
it is not until one is on the other side of one of these exercises of literary masterbation that one realizes it is all lies and spindoctoring.
So are you denying any of the allegations ? ...........  Remembering that for quite a few of them there were multiple witnesses...........and as for the John Dory  story, well, Simons an honest fella, so we chose to beleive him
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"So are you denying any of the allegations ? ........... "

 absolutely positively every last one of them! anyways, have you ever looked at a dory up close? and the bloody thing SPOKE!  Scared i was alright. and it nots a ladies jacket, the label says Jarvis Walker.

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Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005Jarvis Walker.



Isn't she that shiela from one of them afternoon soap operas?

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What are you doing watching the afternoon soap operas Oshif???
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It was your wife that told me about her Tomsta.
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Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005

ever looked at a dory up close? and the bloody thing SPOKE! 

Oh God........John Dory Whisperer
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Geezzz... and she told me that she had given up watching the daytime telly.... along with those crusty smelly ole fishermen..... women for ya.
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What could be more appropriate than John catching a Dory and being awarded the Johnny award???

I wonder what the Dory actually said though..... "Fark you're ugly"???

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Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005

"So are you denying any of the allegations ? ........... "

 absolutely positively every last one of them! anyways, have you ever looked at a dory up close? and the bloody thing SPOKE!  Scared i was alright. and it nots a ladies jacket, the label says Jarvis Walker.

What about the fagotty-see-thru-when-wet shorts. Tell me it wasn't you.
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He probably borrowed them off KSI
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Are you saying he got into... no, it can't be.
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man you boys are on form today!!!
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talking JDs talking to you
mmm reminds me of a trip I was on where one of the guys that was fishing for Broadies in the middle of the night woke the skipper up. He said there were sea monsters out there in the dark. Turns out that a pod of dolphins was passing buy.
just thought that may give you a laugh and make you feel better
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I heard a story like that funny enough.............

Story went  " the guy on watch was wearing gay white shorts "

 

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talking fish ???? do you have one of things that you press a button and it sings " take me to the river " ? hey Steve , thanks for the bird stories you gave me a weeks worth of ammo to wind-up the commie, lefto , greenie,sandle n cashmere jumper wearing poofs at work ! enjoyed watching them squirm also added in a bit of Bushies mantra - " im gonna kill everything i come across " hahaha fishing version of Clint Eastwood ............love it .
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