Toots Toilet seat
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Printed Date: 01 Feb 2026 at 9:33pm
Topic: Toots Toilet seat
Posted By: Phats
Subject: Toots Toilet seat
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 3:33pm
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Go ahead.........lie and backstab each other here with nominations Bender is the Soul judge and Jury on this one I nominate...... 1) CJ.........for being scared of a John Dory and pissing off and leaving KSI to clean the boat up 2) Bender for doing his best impression of a bird regurgitating into a nest and pukeing his ring out
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 3:47pm
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I nominate Blue Asparagus for bringing a blow up doll that is the MARRIED version, i.e. it's impossible to have sex with it.
I nominate Phats for making his brother go in the plastic kayak when he's got a boat that he could take him in. Shame, shame. Bushpig for being Bushpig. Blue Asparagus and Bushpig for disappearing off together while we were at the gamefish like a couple of randy schoolkids at a party - appropriately this would be a conjoined award. There are a couple of others but I will, at this stage hold back in the interests of forum unity ... (Jeez, not much "what goes on tour stays on tour around here is there?) ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 3:57pm
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I second the nomination of Bender for pukeing his ring out. And as he is nominated he loses the right to judge. I here by nominate Jake10 as sole judge ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 4:05pm
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I still have my ring thank you.
Besides which, you weren't there so its hearsay and inadmissable as evidence. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 4:23pm
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Evidence was available for anyone to see and was pointed out by your "mates" ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 4:33pm
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I instructed said young brother in the finer arts of fishing from the Yak and landbaseing for that matter........... as a direct result he kicked KSI & CJ's ass on one day and KSI & Benders ass on another day......... Phats withdrawn from nominations ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 4:43pm
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Ahhhh one fish each was the total on Sat ... not exactly an arse kicking. We threw back plenty too, just not in the same spot.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 4:52pm
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Ahhhh he kept 4 Saturday including one very nice Kelpy ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 5:00pm
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Apols .. he said he only got one. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 5:07pm
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I will take that apol as a withdrawl of my nomination ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 5:29pm
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Dream on ... you still made your bro sit in the cold, cold water, full of barras and you are still Phats. So that means they both stand.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 5:46pm
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Is this "debate" going to take very long ? ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 5:59pm
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Can someone fill me in more about Benders little spit or was it a full pai heave? also being a bit shy to handle a fish also raises an eyebrow. Speak up you Muppets!! ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 6:05pm
| I think that Bender shouldnt be included as Im sure that he would have only been makeing a supply of burley.... he did collect it didnt he?? |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 6:06pm
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I will own up to a wee spit resembling an upside down version of the last Ruapehu eruption. I thought I'd parked the pavement pizza neatly in a bush to hide it. However, in the cold hard light of day it appeared that it was a tree stump about a foot across, which merely served to highlight things. Still, not serious enough for a dunny seat award - chundering's a common enough occurence on a fishing trip eh Phats? Wizard? Ohsif?
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 7:34pm
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From the perpective of an unbiased and outside observer unless there is much left unsaid its not looking good at all for our esteemed Bender. The bent one should have bent a little further and chucked it past the stump methinks ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 7:52pm
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Lets not dwell in the past oh bent one, we must constanly look fwd, and I hearby give you my vote for the toilet seat award, I could nominate you all for pi**ing off and leaving me to cook, but I'm a good bugger. I can also remember a whole lot of crap you and Ski were talking about on friday night to, many witnesses there to i imagine. Your stuffed mate!!
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Posted By: Dead Ant
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 7:58pm
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Ski also deserves a minor nomination for stumbling back into the room at some ungodly hour and shouting, "I've found my name on a sign across the road. The surname's wrong but, "Ski ... Lane?".
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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 8:23pm
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Arrrrrrrr yes the list is long and distinguished but count me out ay I may have another trip to organise. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 8:32pm
Quote: Originally posted by Wizard on 19 September 2005 It would be typical of an uneducated and inexperienced philistine like yourself that you did not recognise the deftly intelligent and deeply meaningful conversation Mr Ski and I were indulging in. Did we use too many words of more that one syllable? ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 8:47pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 19 September 2005 Fair enough........worth a crack tho Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 19 September 2005 Still, not serious enough for a dunny seat award - chundering's a common enough occurence on a fishing trip eh Phats? Wizard? Ohsif? True.......there are people more deserving also..........I withdraw my nomination of Bender ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 8:56pm
Quote: Originally posted by Blue Asparagus on 19 September 2005Ummmmmm.......running round base camp in birthday suit shouting out "Ski, Ski, where are you " while actually looking for the Gimp ( the tall one not the pigmy one  ) ring any bells ?------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 8:59pm
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Arrr yes but dont make me show the wife your cleaning expertise with the vaccy, it was the undie 500 don't you guys do that b4 a fishing trip. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 19 Sep 2005 at 9:09pm
what were we talkin about anyway bender!twas a bit of a waste mate that berleys good stuff well boziies was anyway every time the special bender curry brew hit the water after a nights marinateing inside bozies guts bang suddenly it was bite time .cant nominate him tho as he didnt waste it over a tree stump at least he waited till we ran out of kina------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 7:46am
| I nominate Blue Asparagus for rolling around on the floor screaming and moaning in the middle of a viewing of the Ultimate Fishing Adventures DVD and not stopping until Bender threatened to do nasty things to him. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 8:01am
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 19 September 2005 I disagree. The way he went on about you guys after the Omaha trip, he deserves it for pukeing. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 8:10am
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No, I went on about the general lack of cojones ... wimping out after an hour ... us coming back in with a bin full of fish and finding them all having nana naps mid afternoon. The puking was a wee bit of it. At least I got up, went out and fished for the day. Then drank straight vodka all night. You know that to be true because it was your vodka. Alcohol tastes so much better when you've paid for it Bushie.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 8:11am
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 20 September 2005 Very true. Also we learnt our lesson and didn't repeat offend. Does the term "firt night burn out" ring any bells Bender? Tut, tut, tut. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 8:18am
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Ah but I didn't burn out. First night completely mullocked, yes. Burnout no. If you award the dunny seat for being pissed, then we'll have to get a dozen of the things made for every trip. No, my vote goes to BA, not for any one act, but for the conduct of the entire weekend. The "married version" of the blow up doll. Fun things to do with two hooks and a metre of nylon. Even more fun things to do with alka-seltzer. Pretending to be in agony so I could massage his feet. Using the VHF radio service in an innappropriate manner It's pretty clear who the real villain is here. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 8:22am
| You didn't look too flash next morning as we were leaving and KFS was waiting to leave. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 8:34am
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he didnt look to flash tht night and wasnt keen on drinking much either. No definitely a case of burn out and deserves a bog seat ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 9:57am
| Here here Bushie, and what do you mean bender, words with more than one syllable, as I recall it was you who was putting extra syllables in words, or was that slurring???? |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 10:02am
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Mr Wiz ... you are on thin ice. Keeping one's head below the parapet is a good strategy when one is exposed oneself... ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 10:08am
Go on.........you know you want to  ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 10:15am
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and I thought you were a hard drinker Bender looks like I will be drinking yours and Bushies grog a bit later on.. ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 11:04am
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 20 September 2005 hollow threats Wiz. get stuck into him ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 6:19pm
| And what pray tell, am I exposing????? |
Posted By: Boz19
Date Posted: 20 Sep 2005 at 8:03pm
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Hopefully not yourself Dan...
My vote goes to the Bent one ------------- http://www.legasea.co.nz" rel="nofollow"> 
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 8:48am
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Hey, what about Kingfish Si ????? 1) Fished an entire weekend at Toots and failed to catch anything 2) Got on the water and discovered one of the Multiple holes he drilled in his hull for his snazzy livebait tank was leaking ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 9:03am
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And had to plug it up with that most hi-tech of boating products, chewing gum.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 9:13am
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And from his very own mouth by e-mail 2 minutes ago............ "Well, naturally I would have expected a nomination. I COULDN�T CATCH ONE BLOODY KEEPER ALL WEEKEND. Farken oath! " ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 9:17am
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 22 September 2005 I would have thought the ingenuity and the fact that it worked would nullify this as a nomination. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 9:18am
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 20 September 2005 yes but let me explain 1, the dolly was for all and all got glassy eyed when they saw her. 2, some one has to show you how to catch fish after all my crew did. What was the score on the gimpy, and dont say local knowledge as i told everyone where the 50m mark was. 3, nothing like seeing a big ball of exploding feathers, and you all complained about mutt mutt ducks. 4, I was in aggony with a hell of a cramp but thanx for jumping in and massaging my leg, and i did not have to pay for the massage mmmmm nice man. 5, Never used it wrongly after all you were on the bannaa boat and his radio never worked, but the rest was calling the gimp boat or the PPG. Or letting the big boys boat know where the fish were, hell they got a few too 6, the true villan if it is eye then so be it, but i did not walk off in the middle of the night down to the beach with another guy for a well, they said a smoke but i believe it was the moon shining and sparkling on the water and the fact betsy was missing and covered in sand on her return and the fact one of you being called the organ grinder. but bring on the seat I am always in the crapper just the depth varries from time to time. By the way Iwas up there again yesterday, there were no complaints from the neigbours and the custodial lady was happy with the units, although she recons there were 4 broken glasses, god bless her. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 10:13am
Quote: Originally posted by ohsif on 22 September 2005 ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 11:40am
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I suggested point two was nullified, I see no mitigating circumstances for point one. I still think Bender and BA are the leading contenders at this stage however the crew of Hot Spot have been very quiet. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 11:45am
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Holy sh1te a joint award a his and hers mmmmmm I will take the his part of it and allow bender to sit down to well you can guess but i still think it should go to the bent one due to his in ability to drive the big white bus seat and allow the stumping, well I'm stumped. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 11:53am
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Actually why not give it to ROCKHOPPER said he was coming all keen bla bla and never showed and no phone calls or PM's to any of us yeah Rocky gets my vote, good on ya cobber. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 11:59am
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Just think, if Ski had carried out his master plan of going after livies, pissed at midnight, we could have given it to him for being the first person to drown on a forum trip. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 12:01pm
| What about some one driving all that way to fish 1 morning???? And still complained about the weather?? And in light of recent evidence I cahnge my vote to KSi, who would drill a hole in the wrong place and then forget about it, and in a boat no less, below the water line even. And Bender did cook us a mean feed. My 2 cents worth. Dan |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 12:03pm
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Drilling mutiple holes in ones Hull in the name of having ones name in lights only to find your $25k pride and Joy leaks while on the water is a god damn worthy nomination...... The fact someone told him to use Chuddy gum rather than wait till 10 Oclock when the hardware store opened is irrelevant He is a Muppet of the highest order who cant catch fish Give it to him Bender ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 12:07pm
| Well said, here here |
Posted By: Tomsta
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 12:13pm
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Hey atleast the guy had the guts to turn up with his boat and the right attitude, staying till the end ..... still I guess drilling a hole below the water line without siliconing it up, yep I guess that takes some beating... But also fishing the 50-60 meter mark without catching any fish, now I don't know how you managed that one... Perhaps you weren't bouncing the baits off the bottom enough??? Still I guess the good thing about not catching any fish is that you don't need to fillet the buggers or risk any mishaps.... ------------- Don't Moan about it, Just Do it! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 12:32pm
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Who drifted the 50M mark without catching any fish ? Oh yeah, thats right, that was KSI as well Well pointed out Tomsta ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 12:32pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 22 September 2005yeah he just may have too as the water was knee deep, well on me it was hehehehe, KSI well bugger me and i did offer him some silicone and you oppted for chewy mmmmm you got my vote cause me and bender cannot share it. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2005 at 1:43pm
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well we shall do it all again real soon November has my/our name on it. Just need to sort out rosters and dates. Will be open to those who were there on the last one and if poss i will try and tie it in with the snapper king fish tourney out of toots in November. the dates are 5th and 6th ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 8:55am
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Lady and Gentlemen we have a winner. There has been much speculation and discussion but the matter has been settled by unanimous vote at last night's Toots Forum Trip debrief. Let us recap on the nominees:- Bender for his impersonation of Freddy the Fertiliser. Ski, for his willingness to die in the cause of livie catching. Ksi for catching nothing in three days of fishing. Blue Asparagus for his witty and amusing Friday night lecuture "fun with seagulls" Dan for skiting by waving his fish at a 48ft Riv when they just thought he was a tosser. Phats for being galley ***** with his vaccuum. Bushpig for being Bushpig. But finally, it came down to Canadian John. His nomination by Ksi was by far and away the greatest litany of misdemenours the judging panel had ever had to read. The nomination is as follows:- I still reckon that Canadian knut deserves it because of the following... What really sealed it was not the jogging, nor the fact that he was playing chicken with the cars .. but the faggoty white running shorts. You just knew that they would quickly become see-through if it rained. (Auckland ... September.. weather we've been having lately eeeeewwwww). The (unanimous) winner by the length of the trace on a marlin lure is Canadian John. Stand up and take it like a man, Johnny boy. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 9:00am
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 23 September 2005 Well when you put it like that. There was only one clear winner wasnt there ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 9:13am
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"For hes a ruddy great tosser , for hes a ruddy great tosser"
Heres hopeing he doesnt throw a tanty and spit his dummy like the last Toilet seat winner ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: CanadianJohn
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 9:25am
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it is not until one is on the other side of one of these exercises of literary masterbation that one realizes it is all lies and spindoctoring. that is all i have to say, now i will take my ball and go home! ------------- . |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 9:46am
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I think that can be considered an ejection of the child pacifying device. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Tomsta
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 9:49am
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Yep, Clearly one deserved winner..... Such a considerate bloke too.....Well Done CJ!!
------------- Don't Moan about it, Just Do it! |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 10:26am
Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005 Would that be before or after helping to wash the boat? ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 11:00am
Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005yip dont forget to take the seat to brother hehehehe good on ya mate. Now I am off to work I miss my boys. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 11:05am
Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005So are you denying any of the allegations ? ........... Remembering that for quite a few of them there were multiple witnesses...........and as for the John Dory story, well, Simons an honest fella, so we chose to beleive him ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: CanadianJohn
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 1:31pm
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"So are you denying any of the allegations ? ........... " absolutely positively every last one of them! anyways, have you ever looked at a dory up close? and the bloody thing SPOKE! Scared i was alright. and it nots a ladies jacket, the label says Jarvis Walker. ------------- . |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 1:36pm
Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005Jarvis Walker. Isn't she that shiela from one of them afternoon soap operas? |
Posted By: Tomsta
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 1:45pm
| What are you doing watching the afternoon soap operas Oshif??? |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 1:47pm
| It was your wife that told me about her Tomsta. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 1:54pm
Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005Oh God........John Dory Whisperer ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Tomsta
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 2:05pm
| Geezzz... and she told me that she had given up watching the daytime telly.... along with those crusty smelly ole fishermen..... women for ya. |
Posted By: Tomsta
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 2:09pm
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What could be more appropriate than John catching a Dory and being awarded the Johnny award??? I wonder what the Dory actually said though..... "Fark you're ugly"??? |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 3:13pm
Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 23 September 2005What about the fagotty-see-thru-when-wet shorts. Tell me it wasn't you. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 3:39pm
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He probably borrowed them off KSI ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 3:56pm
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Are you saying he got into... no, it can't be. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 4:29pm
man you boys are on form today!!! ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 5:36pm
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CJ talking JDs talking to you mmm reminds me of a trip I was on where one of the guys that was fishing for Broadies in the middle of the night woke the skipper up. He said there were sea monsters out there in the dark. Turns out that a pod of dolphins was passing buy. just thought that may give you a laugh and make you feel better |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 23 Sep 2005 at 10:20pm
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I heard a story like that funny enough............. Story went " the guy on watch was wearing gay white shorts "
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: jake10
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2005 at 12:36pm
| talking fish ???? do you have one of things that you press a button and it sings " take me to the river " ? hey Steve , thanks for the bird stories you gave me a weeks worth of ammo to wind-up the commie, lefto , greenie,sandle n cashmere jumper wearing poofs at work ! enjoyed watching them squirm also added in a bit of Bushies mantra - " im gonna kill everything i come across " hahaha fishing version of Clint Eastwood ............love it . |