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For the record, all the stuff about last night is lies, all lies I tells ya
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This is for the shorepoofterz who were all gone to beddy byes (alone or with various fantasies and rubber accoutrements) by 9.

I haven't got a gay bar loiterers award, but this will do for now.

 

6 - 6.30 tonight boys?

Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.


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BA, I think Shrek actually said, �If I hadn�t heard that a hundred times I would be shocked�. But yes, the big boy was suitably embarrassed and appologetic. I haven�t laughed so much since our Nelly caught her tits in the mangle.
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Damn... as it was I got home late and missed Coronation Street...

atleast I was in time to watch the great leaders debate, almost as good as stand up comedy I tell ya...... Go Winstin!!

Oh... now how am I going to get over missing next weekends election while fishing for xxos snaps up at Toots.... guess life is all about making tough decisions..... right???

Don't Moan about it, Just Do it!
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Bender, you must have only just missed us as it was close to 9 when we left and we had been there since 5:30. And who was it that left early last week, only to stop half way out to chat up some MILF? Give youself an award for not keeping to the alloted timeslot.
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If you guys keep calling me "The Big Boy " you will get all the females on here hot and flustered.......

Dont go there .....

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Well Phats, from the other story told by you last night and authenticated by your brother mabe we should call you shorty!
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Quote: Originally posted by ohsif on 09 September 2005
Bender, you must have only just missed us as it was close to 9 when we left and we had been there since 5:30. And who was it that left early last week, only to stop half way out to chat up some MILF? Give youself an award for not keeping to the alloted timeslot.
She needed some pearls.
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He is a god damn human donkey.......the guy makes John Holmes look small

I stood no chance

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No chance at all!!!  Never mind tho ah, at least it works. But last night was hilarious.  Thanks again, and look fwd to toots, and Bender, you a finely tuned what, would make a good tui ad.   Dan
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finely tuned, tightly coiled man machine, ready to explode in a mass of honed muscle.

Tui ad?

What iz dis Tui ad you talk of. I'll be back .. hasta la vista baby.

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Bender I think maybe what Dan is saying is

........." I wont spew my guts out at Toots.........yeah right !! "

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What were you saying about pot calling kettle, come in pot!! 
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farken better not do it on my carpets lol but bring a spoon if you do dan i will have the larger pieces for laters.
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