September nominations
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Printed Date: 31 Jan 2026 at 1:10pm
Topic: September nominations
Posted By: Phats
Subject: September nominations
Date Posted: 07 Sep 2005 at 8:46pm
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Place your Sept Toilet seat stories in here lads & Ladies Should be a few good ones from Toots trip ...... especially if short forum members continue to talk themselves up ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 6:40am
I would like to nominate Phats as untill Ski has seen him win it, there will be no rest
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 7:03am
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I'd like to nominate Bushpig for getting in a mega-grump just coz I kept texting him about catching lots of fish while he was sitting in the office. And for being Bushpig of course. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 8:58am
Quote: Originally posted by Barrie on 08 September 2005 I agree, while Im not about to award it to myself, I get the impression Barry that you add yourself to a growing list of people who have tired of listening to Ski cry like a baby because he won the toilet seat. PM's and word of mouth giving me that impression To be fair I feel an early September award coming on ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 9:17am
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The only one to cry about it more than Ski, was AC. I wonder if they are related ? ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 10:07am
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hahahahaha, speaking of which where is ol'Mr Norf & Souf?? ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 3:41pm
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arrrr yes AC DSKI hehehe and also where is FT? ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 3:45pm
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i think a nomination would have to go to the person who stuffed their back trying to do acrobatics on a Fyran 480 and is still unable to "do the job." Wonder who that could be. Steve. FT In Sydney until Saturday a.m. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: tobes
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 4:49pm
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well me and the slayer had a few mine are 1. The trusty people mover overheats on the brenderyns and he man toby decides to open the filler tank with a shopping recipt....wooosh bang...boiling hot water all over toby burns his hand and get covered in water...but has sunnies on so no real drama apart from sore hand and wet tshirt. 2. Leaves 10kg of fish in safe rock pool only to have rogue wave clean out rock pool and fish are gone..doh! 3. Leave rod and reel in unsafe postition, gets strike, rod and reel fall over breaking 9500..dork swanie 1. gets a snag, so takes the easy option and sits down and pulls with all his might, big bend in rod and snap, nylon breaks rod flicks back and smashes into rock breaking tip off...farking funny to see his face...ahahah...sorry hahahaha..slap! 2. Brand new fishing pack buy abu (disprin) garcia. Swanie successfull negotiates a good discount and then attempts to put a 11kg and a 3kg snapper in the pack, gets to the top of the cliff, bottom of bag falls out and fish go bounch bounch to bottom of rocks
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 4:56pm
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And if you've nominated yourself the real story is bound to be twice as bad. Three in one trip Tobes .. that'll take some beating. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Wefaknis
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 4:56pm
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shopping recipt.....too funny Wefaknis -------------  Yes Dear |
Posted By: tobes
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 5:04pm
| dont worry brender...the toots forum trip is coming and im in negotiation with the cheif decider about spots to fish...so i would be worried about your back at night time bender with all those monkies following you around.. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 5:15pm
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Tobes, I'm a veteran of FN trips .. I don't sleep, I don't pick the soap up when I've dropped it in the shower and I never offer to push in anyone's stool when we're at the pub. I may look half pissed, but on the inside is a finely tuned, tightly coiled man machine, ready to explode in a mass of honed muscle. No, its true! ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 6:54pm
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A mass of honed muscle. ??????? You mean a mess too stoned to tussle. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 8:26pm
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Hehe and I bet it's a big man in there too Bender. Well good on you for fessing up Toby but Swanie got the big snapper so it kind of rules him out. Busting the toughest reel known to mankind is something of a feat. Did you snap off the handle? ------------- Best gurnard fisherman in my street |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 08 Sep 2005 at 11:00pm
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Ive mentioned before Im open to bribes........ it just so happens Tobes is in a position to offer some assistance, which may save his ass from a sure fire winner( thats some beautys to beat ).................we will see.....I guess the proof will be in the pudding so to speak Suffice to say hes currently running behind a certain cry baby anyway ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: tobes
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 6:39am
no mr smudge, if i wasnt so jaded at the time i would have noticed that a screw had come loose and the said reel is now back in working order...nab dammit...
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Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 7:04am
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whats the matterphats like to dish it out but cant take it.no hankees here mate.then there was mention last nite of a certain phatboy in a sauna with a bunch of blokes and somfing about a donkeys d..g ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 8:42am
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hehehehe the funniest thing at the NB last night was when shrek came into ear shot of the big boy saying " I will f**k anything", the shrek looked back and just smiled with Phatso saying "opppss sorry", she said she had not heard that one, with a face and body like that i very much doubt it...... then a wee while later while clearing our table he again said sorry to shrek, but all was not lost when i said to her "he is telling you the truth"," oh really" she said "yeah" i said "look at me now i have a hell of a limp" . it was a very good night and yes she gave us a few smiles though out the night. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 8:56am
Quote: Originally posted by Ski on 09 September 2005 Pot calling kettle - Ring ring Mr " Toilet seat this, toilet seat that " then when you get awarded it you go Dummy........SPIT........." Waaaa , Waaaaa , waaaa , I want my Blankie " ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 8:58am
For the record, all the stuff about last night is lies, all lies I tells ya  ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 9:13am
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This is for the shorepoofterz who were all gone to beddy byes (alone or with various fantasies and rubber accoutrements) by 9. I haven't got a gay bar loiterers award, but this will do for now.
6 - 6.30 tonight boys? ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 9:36am
| BA, I think Shrek actually said, �If I hadn�t heard that a hundred times I would be shocked�. But yes, the big boy was suitably embarrassed and appologetic. I haven�t laughed so much since our Nelly caught her tits in the mangle. |
Posted By: Tomsta
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 9:39am
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Damn... as it was I got home late and missed Coronation Street... atleast I was in time to watch the great leaders debate, almost as good as stand up comedy I tell ya...... Go Winstin!! Oh... now how am I going to get over missing next weekends election while fishing for xxos snaps up at Toots.... guess life is all about making tough decisions..... right??? ------------- Don't Moan about it, Just Do it! |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 9:45am
Bender, you must have only just missed us as it was close to 9 when we left and we had been there since 5:30. And who was it that left early last week, only to stop half way out to chat up some MILF? Give youself an award for not keeping to the alloted timeslot.
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 9:46am
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If you guys keep calling me "The Big Boy " you will get all the females on here hot and flustered....... Dont go there ..... ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 9:50am
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Well Phats, from the other story told by you last night and authenticated by your brother mabe we should call you shorty!
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 10:01am
Quote: Originally posted by ohsif on 09 September 2005She needed some pearls. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 10:19am
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He is a god damn human donkey.......the guy makes John Holmes look small I stood no chance ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 7:57pm
| No chance at all!!! Never mind tho ah, at least it works. But last night was hilarious. Thanks again, and look fwd to toots, and Bender, you a finely tuned what, would make a good tui ad. Dan |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 8:08pm
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finely tuned, tightly coiled man machine, ready to explode in a mass of honed muscle.
Tui ad? What iz dis Tui ad you talk of. I'll be back .. hasta la vista baby. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2005 at 10:35pm
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Bender I think maybe what Dan is saying is ........." I wont spew my guts out at Toots.........yeah right !! " ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 10 Sep 2005 at 7:09pm
| What were you saying about pot calling kettle, come in pot!! |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 10 Sep 2005 at 7:12pm
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farken better not do it on my carpets lol but bring a spoon if you do dan i will have the larger pieces for laters. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |