This must win the July toilet seat award

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On Saturday AC managed to

1/ Drop his pliers in the drink. Now those of you who know AC, will know how attached he was to those pliers. So attached in fact that he wouldnt even lend then to someone to use. I once watched him use them and put them back in his pocket. Five minutes later I asked him if he had some pliers I could use to get a hook out. His reply, NO.

So you can imagine how funny it was when he was dehooking a snake, it thrashed around a bit. AC let out a little scream like a girl and dropped them in to 50 metres of water.

2/ On getting a nice snapper to the boat (this fish wouldhave gone over 10 pounds) he tried to lift it in with the trace. The net was only 3 feet away. Lifting the fish up and yep you have it he broke the trace and the fish swam away. Kerren and myself had a good laugh, to which AC reply. "You c**ts could have netted it. I said you didnt ask. Yes I did says AC. No you didnt replies Kerren" AC goes back to sulking in the corner.

3/ On getting back to the ramp, AC finds he can not start his wagon as heleft the lights on. I phone Bender to see if he is at Omaha, but no he is at home in Auckland. AC manages to beg the use ofa set. Not enough juice getting through them so I have to take the battery out of my wagon for him to start his.

3 major stuff ups in one day.

AC you are a Muppet and it gives me great pleasure to nominate you for this months award
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Come on Piglet don't be like that.

You know the pliers were a mere offering to the reef god, I needed to keep my reel handle and I didn't have any expensive jigs, so seeing as you didn't have much left to biff overboard I opted for the pliers.

It wasn't one of my better days. I missed the fishing show and her indoors didn't tape it like I asked
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sounds like a lay down misere to me
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Four - he told fibbies about it too. So did that turncoat Pecker.

The real crime in all this is that is almost, nearly, just about, made me feel sorry for Bushpig.

 

 

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sounds like AC is a bit over-simulated at this time - you might need a lie down
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If you guys are going to continue to dump gear there you may need a resource consent. Soon wont need a sounder, just a metal detector. F.T.
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What did you call it - the TAS graveyard reef?

 

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Special Mention �

PDS.   Squid mate to be fair you owe one to the Pom. Without him things were not looking good for you.

 Barrie � No show, but most of all Simply because so many people were keen to see you hung

 Second runner up Bushpig �  For ringing me up and trying to stitch up not one but Two of his Tight 5 mates. That�s low man , if I was them I would be looking for a new prop.

 Failing to bribe me with beer and telling bullpucky about the Toots trip. And because hes Bushpig

 First runner up Ohsif � Dropped my wallet & all contents in the sand Assured me it will be ok to beach launch with the van, guiding me back and then telling me I came back too far thus got stuck and then dropping the pin for the bolt for the trailer coupling in the drink � never to be seen again.  Like the way he kept it quiet tho so there was no chance of me being stitched up.

 The winner by a country Mile

AC � Added his Letherman to the newly re-named TAS graveyard � Theres certainly something about that place eh.     And then found he had left his headlights on and was extremely lacking in Go Go. But what I simply cannot forgive is going fishing with the man and then letting something stupid like a flat battery make you miss The Fishing Show

Here you go AC. Wear it proud mate. Its not everyday Bushy fails to win.

 

 

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Congratulations Gary Glitter, Alan Wickers, Norf & Souf and one in her mouf a well fought prize winner this month

You almost let yourself down Phatty trying to stitch me but I guess you aint half bad my boy

 

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A late starter but definitly a winner wear it proudly my son

This confirms all previous thoughts YOU are a BAD MUPPET

Mind you that squidly thing is pretty damn good at firing a bit of spare ink around to cover his own efforts

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and we didnt even mention all the knot failures he had on Saturday as well.

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De old Thomas Crapper for you son. Couldn'ta happent to a betta geezer.

 

 

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OK den, accepted with pride.

I'll come clean with the goss then seeing as I've won for this month.

A ) The pliers were either Swanie's or Bushpigs, they were left on my boat after a trip to TAS reef in January.

B ) The curly knot bust off belonged to his worship the Mayor, not I.

C ) Piglet neglected to mention that he powered up on to the the sand bank coming back in to Omaha, thus limping back to the ramp whereas upon attempting to drive on to the the trailer there was no forward drive from the gearbox

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a/ not mine

b/ stop lying and accept your award like a man. You sniveling like a girl only reinforces the winning pommy stero type.

c/ nothing to do with it. Boat was driven onto trailer Repairs under way.

d/ Your walking around the boat dragging your bottom lip was embarrassing. Hard up and dont cry in public again

When are you poofters going to learn to take the award and get on with it. Everytime you have to lie and make up excuses. For once in your lives be a man.
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All in all quite a day, eh boys?

Better rename yourselves to the ****up five, or perhaps the catty quintet!

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Congratulation AC
I would like to pay a great tribute to our esteemed judge in this matter in takeing the time to turn up as well.
Mr Phats has had the great skill in chooseing the correct "person"(?) in this award although he was tempted (Im sure) by all sorts of offers.
Again thanks Mr Phats
Now I must attend the belly legs that I have had to use in writeing this
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There you go.
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bad luck there ac mate...shes a beauty bogga

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'Ello John got a new mota. Down the frog an' in to the rubadub for a quick hows ya fava.

They stitched me up Squid.
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