This must win the July toilet seat award
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Printed Date: 01 Feb 2026 at 7:33pm
Topic: This must win the July toilet seat award
Posted By: Bushpig
Subject: This must win the July toilet seat award
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 8:07am
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On Saturday AC managed to 1/ Drop his pliers in the drink. Now those of you who know AC, will know how attached he was to those pliers. So attached in fact that he wouldnt even lend then to someone to use. I once watched him use them and put them back in his pocket. Five minutes later I asked him if he had some pliers I could use to get a hook out. His reply, NO. So you can imagine how funny it was when he was dehooking a snake, it thrashed around a bit. AC let out a little scream like a girl and dropped them in to 50 metres of water. 2/ On getting a nice snapper to the boat (this fish wouldhave gone over 10 pounds) he tried to lift it in with the trace. The net was only 3 feet away. Lifting the fish up and yep you have it he broke the trace and the fish swam away. Kerren and myself had a good laugh, to which AC reply. "You c**ts could have netted it. I said you didnt ask. Yes I did says AC. No you didnt replies Kerren" AC goes back to sulking in the corner. 3/ On getting back to the ramp, AC finds he can not start his wagon as heleft the lights on. I phone Bender to see if he is at Omaha, but no he is at home in Auckland. AC manages to beg the use ofa set. Not enough juice getting through them so I have to take the battery out of my wagon for him to start his. 3 major stuff ups in one day. AC you are a Muppet and it gives me great pleasure to nominate you for this months award ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
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Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 8:57am
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Come on Piglet don't be like that. You know the pliers were a mere offering to the reef god, I needed to keep my reel handle and I didn't have any expensive jigs, so seeing as you didn't have much left to biff overboard I opted for the pliers. It wasn't one of my better days. I missed the fishing show and her indoors didn't tape it like I asked ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: SaltyC
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 9:33am
| sounds like a lay down misere to me |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 9:36am
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Four - he told fibbies about it too. So did that turncoat Pecker. The real crime in all this is that is almost, nearly, just about, made me feel sorry for Bushpig.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bounty Hunter
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 10:07am
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sounds like AC is a bit over-simulated at this time - you might need a lie down ------------- No disintegrations! |
Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 1:03pm
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If you guys are going to continue to dump gear there you may need a resource consent. Soon wont need a sounder, just a metal detector. F.T. ------------- PhD: Pool Hall Diploma |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 1:11pm
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What did you call it - the TAS graveyard reef?
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 2:46pm
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Special Mention � PDS. Squid mate to be fair you owe one to the Pom. Without him things were not looking good for you. Barrie � No show, but most of all Simply because so many people were keen to see you hung Second runner up Bushpig � For ringing me up and trying to stitch up not one but Two of his Tight 5 mates. That�s low man , if I was them I would be looking for a new prop. Failing to bribe me with beer and telling bullpucky about the Toots trip. And because hes Bushpig First runner up Ohsif � Dropped my wallet & all contents in the sand Assured me it will be ok to beach launch with the van, guiding me back and then telling me I came back too far thus got stuck and then dropping the pin for the bolt for the trailer coupling in the drink � never to be seen again. Like the way he kept it quiet tho so there was no chance of me being stitched up. The winner by a country Mile AC � Added his Letherman to the newly re-named TAS graveyard � Theres certainly something about that place eh. And then found he had left his headlights on and was extremely lacking in Go Go. But what I simply cannot forgive is going fishing with the man and then letting something stupid like a flat battery make you miss The Fishing Show Here you go AC. Wear it proud mate. Its not everyday Bushy fails to win.
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 3:01pm
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Congratulations Gary Glitter, Alan Wickers, Norf & Souf and one in her mouf a well fought prize winner this month You almost let yourself down Phatty trying to stitch me but I guess you aint half bad my boy
------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 3:06pm
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A late starter but definitly a winner wear it proudly my son This confirms all previous thoughts YOU are a BAD MUPPET Mind you that squidly thing is pretty damn good at firing a bit of spare ink around to cover his own efforts ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 3:10pm
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and we didnt even mention all the knot failures he had on Saturday as well. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 3:32pm
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De old Thomas Crapper for you son. Couldn'ta happent to a betta geezer.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 5:05pm
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OK den, accepted with pride. I'll come clean with the goss then seeing as I've won for this month. A ) The pliers were either Swanie's or Bushpigs, they were left on my boat after a trip to TAS reef in January. B ) The curly knot bust off belonged to his worship the Mayor, not I. C ) Piglet neglected to mention that he powered up on to the the sand bank coming back in to Omaha, thus limping back to the ramp whereas upon attempting to drive on to the the trailer there was no forward drive from the gearbox   ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 5:10pm
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a/ not mine b/ stop lying and accept your award like a man. You sniveling like a girl only reinforces the winning pommy stero type. c/ nothing to do with it. Boat was driven onto trailer Repairs under way. d/ Your walking around the boat dragging your bottom lip was embarrassing. Hard up and dont cry in public again When are you poofters going to learn to take the award and get on with it. Everytime you have to lie and make up excuses. For once in your lives be a man. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 5:45pm
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All in all quite a day, eh boys? Better rename yourselves to the ****up five, or perhaps the catty quintet! ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 6:39pm
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Congratulation AC I would like to pay a great tribute to our esteemed judge in this matter in takeing the time to turn up as well. Mr Phats has had the great skill in chooseing the correct "person"(?) in this award although he was tempted (Im sure) by all sorts of offers. Again thanks Mr Phats   Now I must attend the belly legs that I have had to use in writeing this |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 7:18pm
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There you go. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 7:31pm
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bad luck there ac mate...shes a beauty bogga ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 7:34pm
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aye aye cloth eyes ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 9:14pm
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'Ello John got a new mota. Down the frog an' in to the rubadub for a quick hows ya fava. They stitched me up Squid. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 9:59pm
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Thats where the buggers got to. ------------- "Love the smell of Napalm in the morning" |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 10:04pm
Quote: Originally posted by A C on 01 August 2005You would need Swannie,s leatherman snips to cut your way out of that then AC ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 01 Aug 2005 at 10:25pm
Quote: Originally posted by A C on 01 August 2005 no shet, look at who you were with. The two best liars and artful dodgers in the bullshettin business. as that big old mean bstard says in "Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels" -You farking got that My Son!! ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2005 at 8:28am
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I should mention Smoke House Bay events were not taken into consideration as the participents had their own wee award for that Well done AC. Now lads start workin on August ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2005 at 9:04am
Quote: Originally posted by swanie on 01 August 2005 I think they were your's Swanie, a set of side cutters with black handles? they're not lost mate I know exactly where they are.  ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2005 at 6:47pm
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Looks like you'll have to take me back there for a bit of a look, might find them eh. Then again I might wait untill after the next award is handed out. ------------- "Love the smell of Napalm in the morning" |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2005 at 7:09pm
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Next trip, the first place is yours Mike. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |