Toilet seat changes........ ?

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    Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 10:44am
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It seems to me the monthly toilet seat award has lost some of its "luster"

A combination of things,

  • Some People taking winning it too seriously,
  • me finding it hard to award it to anyone except Ski or Bushpig
  • Bushpig being the rightful recipient 3 months in a row
  • Decline in dummys available to babies because winners have spat them so far no one can find them

So, while having a quiet beer with the lads Thursday night someone made what I think is a great suggestion.

A "pass it on" format. i.e, you win it one month you pick who wins it the next.

This way there should be a more even spread of recipients.

If the designated "givee" does not pick a winner I would step in and give it to Bushpig, or Ski, as thats all Im capable of.......

What say you people ???????

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yeah mate as we discussed a dam fine idea, now give it to yourself for giving it up.
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So PDS would get to choose the recipient for next month? Jeez, I'm not too sure about that.
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no no beagle his is the builders seat this is the monthly toilet seat award or more commonly known as bushies or skis seat.
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As it happens Phats thems the rules for the Builders toilet seat as it stands now.

This means anyone can nominate a punters but the current holder is the sole judge and if he needs assistance a committee from the previous three holders will assist.

I dont think the monthly seat has lost anything and must be retained although some of the previous holders have left some residual stains. The main reason that this trophy is not more widly distributed is that many new members live in fear of the public trashing they expect when awarded this trophy.

Realistically it is and should continue to be a bit of harmless fun!

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Okay, my mistake, sorry. I think it's a good idea though as is the assistance sub-clause as out-lined by Mr Boulder (see above). Do we have any lawyers in the forum that could formalize the guidelines and promulgate them in a suitable thread?
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Yes. Clarification needed.

The Toilet Seat Award is what I am currently custodian of. It is awarded at the end of each month for the biggest fishing related stuff up for the month.

Builders Toilet Seat is given for a muck up worthy of the magnificent trophy which the award comes with. It can be won only on fishing trips deemed a "forum event" i.e there needs to be a few members on said trip to qaulify. Hence Hohoura & Squid. Participants of that trip can nominate candidates from that trip. The winner of the trophy is decided by the sole judge who is the current holder.

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Its only fishing after all

Jeepers Keeeeeyrist - how long have you had this obscene phrase for a signature Phats? You should be banned mate. "only fishing"... I'm deeply upset.

As my tee-shirt says;

Fishing is LIFE - the rest is mere details

Phats, please, tell me it's a typo.

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Watching and waiting. Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!

there will be no compassionate treatment
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When negotiating bribes PDS, I use the initials JD ... savvy?
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Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 08 April 2006
Watching and waiting. Be afraid, be VERY afraid!!

there will be no compassionate treatment
just give it to me no questions asked pleassssssssssseeeeeeeeee
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understood, Im glad you have fine tastes there Beagle

also sending through bulk packets of 8&10/0 hooks and 5lb bulk nylon spools of all weights might get me thinking of maybe letting you off- maybe??.
Steve, do you want my postal address????
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Its simple....Im never going on a forum trip again.

Why ? Because Im a chicken. I could buy the JD but I would drink it before it got to PDS.

The tag line was directed in another direction Beagle, but your right, it was in a moment of drunken weakness.....

I will deal to it........ 

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Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 08 April 2006
lick it, yeah thats the ticket

 

PDS, as holder of the Builders Toilet Seat award, you may want to change your tagline.  It's just nasty at the moment.

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still reckon a woman needs to have it for a month so it can be cleaned!

oh yeah there aint any all the bad men have scared them off!!!

shoulda given it to mel mel while we had the chance!

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Quote: Originally posted by Ski on 09 April 2006
oh yeah there aint any all the bad men have scared them off!!!

Translation: Bender and Bushpig. Stop fingering things that need to be changed around here.........

 

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Quote: Originally posted by Ski on 09 April 2006

shoulda given it to mel mel while we had the chance!





I think someone did Ski.......Squid told me about the young bro of a bog seat guardian
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GUYS GUYS GUYS lend me your ears, would it be too much to give sir cumference AKA bushy the toilet seat award for being the first person to be arseholed out of shrekies domain????????? and 2nders,
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Considering his behaviour since then, sure why not

2nd 'd'd

Hey Bushie

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