Toilet seat changes........ ?
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Printed Date: 01 Feb 2026 at 8:57pm
Topic: Toilet seat changes........ ?
Posted By: Phats
Subject: Toilet seat changes........ ?
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 10:44am
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It seems to me the monthly toilet seat award has lost some of its "luster" A combination of things,
So, while having a quiet beer with the lads Thursday night someone made what I think is a great suggestion. A "pass it on" format. i.e, you win it one month you pick who wins it the next. This way there should be a more even spread of recipients. If the designated "givee" does not pick a winner I would step in and give it to Bushpig, or Ski, as thats all Im capable of....... What say you people ??????? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 11:16am
| yeah mate as we discussed a dam fine idea, now give it to yourself for giving it up. |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 11:58am
So PDS would get to choose the recipient for next month? Jeez, I'm not too sure about that. 
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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 12:01pm
| no no beagle his is the builders seat this is the monthly toilet seat award or more commonly known as bushies or skis seat. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 12:10pm
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As it happens Phats thems the rules for the Builders toilet seat as it stands now. This means anyone can nominate a punters but the current holder is the sole judge and if he needs assistance a committee from the previous three holders will assist. I dont think the monthly seat has lost anything and must be retained although some of the previous holders have left some residual stains. The main reason that this trophy is not more widly distributed is that many new members live in fear of the public trashing they expect when awarded this trophy. Realistically it is and should continue to be a bit of harmless fun! ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 12:17pm
| Okay, my mistake, sorry. I think it's a good idea though as is the assistance sub-clause as out-lined by Mr Boulder (see above). Do we have any lawyers in the forum that could formalize the guidelines and promulgate them in a suitable thread? |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 12:19pm
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Yes. Clarification needed. The Toilet Seat Award is what I am currently custodian of. It is awarded at the end of each month for the biggest fishing related stuff up for the month. Builders Toilet Seat is given for a muck up worthy of the magnificent trophy which the award comes with. It can be won only on fishing trips deemed a "forum event" i.e there needs to be a few members on said trip to qaulify. Hence Hohoura & Squid. Participants of that trip can nominate candidates from that trip. The winner of the trophy is decided by the sole judge who is the current holder. ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 12:37pm
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Its only fishing after all Jeepers Keeeeeyrist - how long have you had this obscene phrase for a signature Phats? You should be banned mate. "only fishing"... I'm deeply upset. As my tee-shirt says; Fishing is LIFE - the rest is mere details Phats, please, tell me it's a typo. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 12:41pm
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Watching and waiting. Be afraid, be VERY afraid!! there will be no compassionate treatment ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 12:47pm
| When negotiating bribes PDS, I use the initials JD ... savvy? |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 1:14pm
Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 08 April 2006just give it to me no questions asked pleassssssssssseeeeeeeeee |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 1:19pm
understood, Im glad you have fine tastes there Beagle also sending through bulk packets of 8&10/0 hooks and 5lb bulk nylon spools of all weights might get me thinking of maybe letting you off- maybe??. Steve, do you want my postal address???? ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 08 Apr 2006 at 2:14pm
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Its simple....Im never going on a forum trip again. Why ? Because Im a chicken. I could buy the JD but I would drink it before it got to PDS. The tag line was directed in another direction Beagle, but your right, it was in a moment of drunken weakness..... I will deal to it........ ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Dead Ant
Date Posted: 09 Apr 2006 at 10:58am
Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 08 April 2006
PDS, as holder of the Builders Toilet Seat award, you may want to change your tagline. It's just nasty at the moment. DA |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 09 Apr 2006 at 12:18pm
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still reckon a woman needs to have it for a month so it can be cleaned! oh yeah there aint any all the bad men have scared them off!!! shoulda given it to mel mel while we had the chance! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 01 May 2006 at 9:33pm
Quote: Originally posted by Ski on 09 April 2006 Translation: Bender and Bushpig. Stop fingering things that need to be changed around here.........
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 03 May 2006 at 7:38pm
Quote: Originally posted by Ski on 09 April 2006 I think someone did Ski.......Squid told me about the young bro of a bog seat guardian ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 03 May 2006 at 7:41pm
AC - he crashed and burned .. but got to give someone a lift home all the way out to Onehunga a couple of times....  ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 10:02pm
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GUYS GUYS GUYS lend me your ears, would it be too much to give sir cumference AKA bushy the toilet seat award for being the first person to be arseholed out of shrekies domain????????? and 2nders, ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 10:14pm
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Considering his behaviour since then, sure why not 2nd 'd'd Hey Bushie --- Off ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 10:16pm
Seconded! Polluting our watering hole is just not on, especially at a Forum Function with invited guests present. P.S. Perhaps it could be presented at a wedding. 
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Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 10:29pm
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yeah why not! messy f**king country hicks that cant handle their piss. Lost all of the little respect for that animal, what a waste of good Becks!! ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 10:47pm
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well i am in thinking that be buggered with the toilet seat for the month lets go for the BUILDERS SEAT for the biggest ummmmmmmmmmm tounge in your ear afair. please present said toilet seat to BUSHY at his BIG DAY OUT warkworth august 2006. bushy stand up take a bow and look for the golden rivet............. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 10:52pm
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Roger that My li'l fat buddy! Agree a 102% ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 10:56pm
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I'll copy and paste a formal apology later . . . .as i have a template for one you see .. .. it's on ya'll!!! PS .. this typing caper aint easy when pithed . .. . |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 11:33pm
Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 03 June 2006 Somebody made some good Becks???? When did that happen and why wasn't I informed. As for Bushie getting the TSA... the man's getting married - how much punishment does one need? |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 11:54pm
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Protest!!!!! In defence of Bushpig LB was being overly provocative that day since he had his mother along to protect him. Bushpig was led into evil ways by the application of liberal quantities of Becks and was overcome with bon hom to the extent that he sought to indulge in a little male bonding before the dive headlong into matrimony from whence there is no return. Were this award to be presented I would NOT be in favor of this occuring at his wedding as this would not be received well at all by prospective brides and may indeed cause serious offence. His stag do event is another matter all together and raises the question of the chromosome requirements of the "stripper". Perhaps we could all save a Dollar and ask LB to do a little dance of the seven reels. As to the validity of presenting the award for conduct unbecomming a f.net member at an official function not including actual fishing this could be subject to interpretation of the rules. However since this was proposed by a previous holder and seconded by the current holder all I can suggest is you are f***ed my old mate. As always you have my sympathy or at least as much sympathy as you had for me as the founding houlder of that sheild ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2006 at 11:56pm
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ME thinks it only fair this is moved to its own thread.......the first of the Toilet seat awards judged and carried out by the masses........... What a fitting recipient.......Doo doo's want a hanky ? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2006 at 12:55pm
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------------- The Loose 5 Does Whitianga Ooooohh yuck. You been in the communial shower Phats. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2006 at 2:00pm
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communal that could read but given the state of religious "practices" these days I think I chose the right word. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 7:43am
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 08 April 2006 Note can be won only on fishing trips deemed a "forum event" So it has been so it will be. Hell if it was given out for bad behavior in a bar, one of the shoreboys muppets would win it every Thursday. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 9:21am
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I got it for throwing up in a garden.... so the precedent has been set for the seat to be awarded for abberant beahviour, not necessarily on the water. Licking a fellow forum member's ear would qualify, I think.
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Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 9:26am
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Shall I point out the key words for you again old man ? It can be won only on fishing trips deemed a "forum event" You were on a fishing trip. Is that clear enough or shall I type the words again so you dont miss them fishing trips Pleased i could clear that up for you. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 9:45am
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Forum Event. MMmm has a ring to it. Just rolls of the tongue. The End of Season Gamefish Debrief and BS Session. Organised by a forum member, all forum members invited and a turnout of between 20 and 25 forum members. Looks like a forum event, smells like a forum event, tastes like a forum event.... sure is a good thing we didn't stand in it! Take your medicine! (Do not stick your tongue out while doing so.) ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Dead Ant
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 10:27am
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I'm a bit worried about the lengths that Team Ultimate Mongral will go to win Trophies. Just a quick look through the toilet seat holders include Boulder, PDsquid and now Bushpig. That is pretty much the entire crew from Houhora. A name change to Team Bog Seat might be in order. Congrats DA
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Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 10:28am
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Did your drinking problem getting the better of you over the weekend? Did you finally drink so much your drowned your tiny brian. I know you are desperate to try and stich me up. But sorry old man. Rules is rules and that wasnt a fishing trip. Now off to detox with you ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 11:02am
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Someone seems to be implying there are rules. To that all I can say is Rule 4 ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 11:24am
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 06 June 2006 Tragic, just tragic. I believe the words "forum event" are the key. No-one said it had to be a fishing trip. Stop twisting the truth you Moray eel lookalike on a 10/0 hook. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 11:46am
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Bender, so not only are you still drunk, you can not read as well? Must I quote Phats again? Seems i must as you are to stupid to scroll back, Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 08 April 2006 Note: can be won only on fishing trips deemed a "forum event" Key words FISHING TRIP As I said, you lot would win it every Thursday if it went to a forum event as Shoreboys can be called a forum event. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 11:46am
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 06 June 2006 ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 11:59am
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 06 June 2006Yeah well you couldn't coz they asked you never to come back ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 12:04pm
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Like I give a FRBS. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 12:23pm
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Looks good crying doesnt he ? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 12:25pm
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 06 June 2006 desperate looks good on you and the drunken one ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 9:13pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 06 June 2006Bushie, I think you're getting brian mixed up with his brothers; john / thomas. |