Place your Sept Toilet seat stories in here lads & Ladies
Should be a few good ones from Toots trip ...... especially if short forum members continue to talk themselves up
I'd like to nominate Bushpig for getting in a mega-grump just coz I kept texting him about catching lots of fish while he was sitting in the office.
And for being Bushpig of course.
Quote: Originally posted by Barrie on 08 September 2005
I would like to nominate Phats as untill Ski has seen him win it, there will be no rest
I agree, while Im not about to award it to myself, I get the impression Barry that you add yourself to a growing list of people who have tired of listening to Ski cry like a baby because he won the toilet seat.
PM's and word of mouth giving me that impression
To be fair I feel an early September award coming on 
i think a nomination would have to go to the person who stuffed their back trying to do acrobatics on a Fyran 480 and is still unable to "do the job."
Wonder who that could be. Steve.
FT In Sydney until Saturday a.m.
well me and the slayer had a few
mine are
1. The trusty people mover overheats on the brenderyns and he man toby decides to open the filler tank with a shopping recipt....wooosh bang...boiling hot water all over toby burns his hand and get covered in water...but has sunnies on so no real drama apart from sore hand and wet tshirt.
2. Leaves 10kg of fish in safe rock pool only to have rogue wave clean out rock pool and fish are gone..doh!
3. Leave rod and reel in unsafe postition, gets strike, rod and reel fall over breaking 9500..dork
swanie
1. gets a snag, so takes the easy option and sits down and pulls with all his might, big bend in rod and snap, nylon breaks rod flicks back and smashes into rock breaking tip off...farking funny to see his face...ahahah...sorry hahahaha..slap!
2. Brand new fishing pack buy abu (disprin) garcia. Swanie successfull negotiates a good discount and then attempts to put a 11kg and a 3kg snapper in the pack, gets to the top of the cliff, bottom of bag falls out and fish go bounch bounch to bottom of rocks
And if you've nominated yourself the real story is bound to be twice as bad.
Three in one trip Tobes .. that'll take some beating.
shopping recipt.....too funny
Wefaknis
Tobes, I'm a veteran of FN trips .. I don't sleep, I don't pick the soap up when I've dropped it in the shower and I never offer to push in anyone's stool when we're at the pub.
I may look half pissed, but on the inside is a finely tuned, tightly coiled man machine, ready to explode in a mass of honed muscle.
No, its true!
Ive mentioned before Im open to bribes........
it just so happens Tobes is in a position to offer some assistance, which may save his ass from a sure fire winner( thats some beautys to beat ).................we will see.....I guess the proof will be in the pudding so to speak
Suffice to say hes currently running behind a certain cry baby anyway
hehehehe the funniest thing at the NB last night was when shrek came into ear shot of the big boy saying
" I will f**k anything", the shrek looked back and just smiled with Phatso saying "opppss sorry", she said she had not heard that one, with a face and body like that i very much doubt it......
then a wee while later while clearing our table he again said sorry to shrek, but all was not lost when i said to her "he is telling you the truth"," oh really" she said "yeah" i said "look at me now i have a hell of a limp" .
it was a very good night and yes she gave us a few smiles though out the night.
Quote: Originally posted by Ski on 09 September 2005
whats the matterphats like to dish it out but cant take it.
Pot calling kettle - Ring ring
Mr " Toilet seat this, toilet seat that " then when you get awarded it you go
Dummy........SPIT........." Waaaa , Waaaaa , waaaa , I want my Blankie "
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