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    Posted: 24 May 2006 at 3:22pm
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Driving down to meet Ohsif for a fish.........
 
The rods were in my car,   LB farted....and it fricken stunk.....so I put all the windows down.......unbeknown to me my rod popped out the window......
when I put the window back up and the rod flexed between it and the rain gaurd........Snap !!
 
I was looking around going "For friks sake" frick this frick that
and I nearly drove straight over a traffic Island hahahahaha............
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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ahh was this your gorilla sitck phats?
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LBs shout at the brew tomorrow
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So you're saying that LB's a** can take the tip off your rod????
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There could be rammifications.  .. 

Unannounced expulsion of Greenhouse Gases. . . .LB ..  have ya paid ya tax? You'll have Jeanette Fitzimmons,braless, and knocking on your door! Then again you could be into that . ...

Failure to ascertain position of treasured weapons of Snap destruction  . ..  due to proud 'get that in ya bro' laughter . . ..

 

 

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Phats' phats' phats'..........

You may have been able to claim innocent if it had not been for the previous posting hiding on here that threatened to "out" you for your misfortune.

Now its comes across as tragically claiming the upper ground before deservedly crashing in flames with the dunny seat.

Next time start your post with "Fark you all- this is what I'm going down for:"

"Love the smell of Napalm in the morning"
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You are onto it Swannie The only thing that smells worse than LB ar$e is the waft of a giant Phats cover up.


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Swanie' Swanie' Swanie..........

for one to go down in Flames one would had to have

a) Lit up in the car

b) Awarded said seat to self

c) Given a toss even if it was awarded

Unfortunately the only truth in A B or C is that I dont give a toss .........

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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well you certainly deserve to share with beuauua,  bo, boo ..oh short arse will suffice...
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