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SNAP !!

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Topic: SNAP !!
Posted By: Phats
Subject: SNAP !!
Date Posted: 24 May 2006 at 3:22pm
Driving down to meet Ohsif for a fish.........
 
The rods were in my car,   LB farted....and it fricken stunk.....so I put all the windows down.......unbeknown to me my rod popped out the window......
when I put the window back up and the rod flexed between it and the rain gaurd........Snap !!
 
I was looking around going "For friks sake" frick this frick that
and I nearly drove straight over a traffic Island hahahahaha............


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Replies:
Posted By: JK
Date Posted: 24 May 2006 at 4:15pm
ahh was this your gorilla sitck phats?

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Posted By: KeriBOI
Date Posted: 24 May 2006 at 4:35pm
LBs shout at the brew tomorrow

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Posted By: Dead Ant
Date Posted: 24 May 2006 at 6:54pm
So you're saying that LB's a** can take the tip off your rod????


Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 24 May 2006 at 7:25pm

There could be rammifications.  .. 

Unannounced expulsion of Greenhouse Gases. . . .LB ..  have ya paid ya tax? You'll have Jeanette Fitzimmons,braless, and knocking on your door! Then again you could be into that . ...

Failure to ascertain position of treasured weapons of Snap destruction  . ..  due to proud 'get that in ya bro' laughter . . ..

 

 



Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 24 May 2006 at 7:45pm

Phats' phats' phats'..........

You may have been able to claim innocent if it had not been for the previous posting hiding on here that threatened to "out" you for your misfortune.

Now its comes across as tragically claiming the upper ground before deservedly crashing in flames with the dunny seat.

Next time start your post with "Fark you all- this is what I'm going down for:"



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Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 24 May 2006 at 10:42pm
You are onto it Swannie The only thing that smells worse than LB ar$e is the waft of a giant Phats cover up.

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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 24 May 2006 at 10:44pm

Swanie' Swanie' Swanie..........

for one to go down in Flames one would had to have

a) Lit up in the car

b) Awarded said seat to self

c) Given a toss even if it was awarded

Unfortunately the only truth in A B or C is that I dont give a toss .........



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2006 at 6:10pm
well you certainly deserve to share with beuauua,  bo, boo ..oh short arse will suffice...

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