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Here we go again........

Bender puked..... again.....on the Whangaroa small boats, last month, yes, but I will allow it this month. Especially when he told me he was bouncing off the walls to get to the toilet in time.

Bushpig ..... someone found his dummy from last month and wants to know where to return it.   He deserves nomination this month because he is him.

Ski......for having a Marlin on for an hour or so and not showing us any pics

Blue Asparagus....for txting me a picture of his old fella thinking I was someone else ??  WTF ??

Billfish ...... trying to kiss my ass last month was like poking your head out for the sniper to hit

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gesh Phats
BA has gone well and truely over the mark mate
he deserves it for a few months in a row
hows your recovery going?
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I have only seen pics of BA but that is scary

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I will be forwarding on the Bill for councilling.

Hes a sik man.

Back to the real goss tho....whats this about some useless MOFO fishing east of the bridge in the challenge that was set down for West of the bridge ?

That was a Forum event was it not ?       The sik man BA himself might be interested in this......

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I'm with you Phats, that was certainly the most heinis, hienis, terrible thing that happened yesterday during the KOTB. Minor motor/steering malfunctions do not even figure against such an horrendous transgression.
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At least I'm trying hard, not like you other faggots around here. Wouldn't recognise a pissup if it jumped up and bit you on the butt.

 

I vote Bushpig for saying rude things to Boulder as the sterling chap helmed his boat to a winning position in the small boats. And for naming his boat Ultimate Mongrel which frightened the women and caused them concern.

 

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How about Slackline for choosing (or being told) to get married right in the middle of the game season regardless whether or not he's taking the maker of many many lists to come fishing.
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I nominate Bushpig for working on marrige lists and not taking his mates fishing!

Just crazy getting fitted for a wedding suit in game season when the west coast is going off and he could have had the pleasure of your and my company for a fish eah Phats

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phats is currently attatched to a really really really big ball and chain at the mo boulder that wont allow him further away than a stones throw but once hes had this sprog he can come and play with the big boyz once again.i nominate phats for having a child due at such a stupid time of the year.wouldnt wanna time it for say WINTER when theres no marlins to go chase duh
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Excellent call Ski a definite "own goal" award for slipping one past the goalie with dud timing.  Who could resist that as the Feb Winner

Bushpigs nomination begrudgingly withdrawn as he will keep till August unless tick tock catches him first.

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I nominate myself  . .  just been offered a fising trip with ski and boz and becuase we decided to have a baby tis time of year i am unlikely to be able to accept the invitation. Note to self, CC; wife, no babies in the fishing season. Guess i'm in a similar boat to Phats

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I should nominate myself for workin too hard, leaving the missus to get the bills paid, then when I surface for a breath, find that the finacial position is worse than when you started...which means another couple of months head down arse up.
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what is it with you guys?
Your WIVES are haveing the babies wether you are there or not. What a bunch of softie... You would all make great soft baits if you wernt so soft that you fall of the hooks.
Gesh!!!
Bet your also going to take time of work to help change the babies nappies
Harden up guys

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I vote that Phats gets it.
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tick tock bio clock who wants a baby then i figured it all out????????

has to be phats cause while not playing trains and pulling out on time has ended up not being able to get out during a very flash season not that i would know for at the moment i am captain drop alot.

that was a pic showing you the snip mark phats the sunnies where a disguise

Rememeber in war time it is FULL METAL JACKET in the war against love its the FULL RUBBER JACKET.

So the big boy gets it .......all in favour say I.

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Boulder wants a baby. His current ones are all gewtting married on him. Poor Koro is worried about empty nest
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poor koro!
then again Pig, plenty of room around your whare to bring up some piglets. Cant be far away now aye mate??

stay on your toes Karl, they're coming for ya!
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oh so i was right .....put your head in a gumboot big boy and a bit of meths and a pair of sissors.....ouch hey it works on tom cats.
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You bloody filthy *******.........

Focus you retards, Focus

Right...... 

Ski, you bloody little Hobbit......Game fishing I presume you are pratling on about ? , Suggest you get down off the Phone books lover boy, I am a snapper fisherman , pure and simple. I fish to feed my family, when I get home with the food I show my wife who's boss, without height aids.

Bushpig....eight words for you butt plug..... STAG DO ! YOUR SCREWED. TICK TOCK , TICK TOCK

Boulder........Filthy bugger, try to stich me while my backs turned eh ?  Elvis said every man has a flaming star over his shoulder, I guess your mine....but I have my eye on you now.......and to think I told people you were a nice guy......dissapointing

BA.....Silly little man....the reason I couldnt make the trip with you was purely the fact I just couldnt get so excited a bit of wee escaped. But as Squid says.....lick it, yeah thats the ticket

Last but not least.....

My wife says there are more Important things than Fishing....like bringing a life into the world.......

So there, fcuckers

The trash heap has spoken.....Neeeeeeeeeeee

 

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