Feb Nominations here.....
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Topic: Feb Nominations here.....
Posted By: Phats
Subject: Feb Nominations here.....
Date Posted: 04 Feb 2006 at 9:10am
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Here we go again........ Bender puked..... again.....on the Whangaroa small boats, last month, yes, but I will allow it this month. Especially when he told me he was bouncing off the walls to get to the toilet in time. Bushpig ..... someone found his dummy from last month and wants to know where to return it. He deserves nomination this month because he is him. Ski......for having a Marlin on for an hour or so and not showing us any pics Blue Asparagus....for txting me a picture of his old fella thinking I was someone else ?? WTF ?? Billfish ...... trying to kiss my ass last month was like poking your head out for the sniper to hit ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 06 Feb 2006 at 3:05pm
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gesh Phats BA has gone well and truely over the mark mate he deserves it for a few months in a row hows your recovery going? |
Posted By: Dohboy
Date Posted: 06 Feb 2006 at 9:44pm
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I have only seen pics of BA but that is scary |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 06 Feb 2006 at 9:55pm
| Was it green? |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 06 Feb 2006 at 10:33pm
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I will be forwarding on the Bill for councilling. Hes a sik man. Back to the real goss tho....whats this about some useless MOFO fishing east of the bridge in the challenge that was set down for West of the bridge ? That was a Forum event was it not ? The sik man BA himself might be interested in this...... ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Jordo
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2006 at 7:58pm
| I'm with you Phats, that was certainly the most heinis, hienis, terrible thing that happened yesterday during the KOTB. Minor motor/steering malfunctions do not even figure against such an horrendous transgression. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2006 at 8:43pm
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At least I'm trying hard, not like you other faggots around here. Wouldn't recognise a pissup if it jumped up and bit you on the butt.
I vote Bushpig for saying rude things to Boulder as the sterling chap helmed his boat to a winning position in the small boats. And for naming his boat Ultimate Mongrel which frightened the women and caused them concern.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Tzer
Date Posted: 07 Feb 2006 at 9:37pm
| How about Slackline for choosing (or being told) to get married right in the middle of the game season regardless whether or not he's taking the maker of many many lists to come fishing. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 22 Feb 2006 at 10:03pm
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I nominate Bushpig for working on marrige lists and not taking his mates fishing! Just crazy getting fitted for a wedding suit in game season when the west coast is going off and he could have had the pleasure of your and my company for a fish eah Phats ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 22 Feb 2006 at 10:26pm
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phats is currently attatched to a really really really big ball and chain at the mo boulder that wont allow him further away than a stones throw but once hes had this sprog he can come and play with the big boyz once again.i nominate phats for having a child due at such a stupid time of the year.wouldnt wanna time it for say WINTER when theres no marlins to go chase duh ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 22 Feb 2006 at 10:41pm
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Excellent call Ski a definite "own goal" award for slipping one past the goalie with dud timing. Who could resist that as the Feb Winner Bushpigs nomination begrudgingly withdrawn as he will keep till August unless tick tock catches him first. ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 22 Feb 2006 at 10:47pm
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I nominate myself . . just been offered a fising trip with ski and boz and becuase we decided to have a baby tis time of year i am unlikely to be able to accept the invitation. Note to self, CC; wife, no babies in the fishing season. Guess i'm in a similar boat to Phats Did ya get my PM Ski? |
Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 6:45am
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I should nominate myself for workin too hard, leaving the missus to get the bills paid, then when I surface for a breath, find that the finacial position is worse than when you started...which means another couple of months head down arse up. ------------- "Love the smell of Napalm in the morning" |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 7:13am
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what is it with you guys? Your WIVES are haveing the babies wether you are there or not. What a bunch of softie... You would all make great soft baits if you wernt so soft that you fall of the hooks. Gesh!!! Bet your also going to take time of work to help change the babies nappies Harden up guys Gotta go, just been told to do the dishes |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 7:19am
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I vote that Phats gets it. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 8:03am
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tick tock bio clock who wants a baby then i figured it all out???????? has to be phats cause while not playing trains and pulling out on time has ended up not being able to get out during a very flash season not that i would know for at the moment i am captain drop alot. that was a pic showing you the snip mark phats the sunnies where a disguise Rememeber in war time it is FULL METAL JACKET in the war against love its the FULL RUBBER JACKET. So the big boy gets it .......all in favour say I. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 8:31am
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Boulder wants a baby. His current ones are all gewtting married on him. Poor Koro is worried about empty nest ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 9:20pm
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poor koro! then again Pig, plenty of room around your whare to bring up some piglets. Cant be far away now aye mate?? stay on your toes Karl, they're coming for ya! |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 9:25pm
| oh so i was right .....put your head in a gumboot big boy and a bit of meths and a pair of sissors.....ouch hey it works on tom cats. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 10:29pm
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You bloody filthy *******......... Focus you retards, Focus Right...... Ski, you bloody little Hobbit......Game fishing I presume you are pratling on about ? , Suggest you get down off the Phone books lover boy, I am a snapper fisherman , pure and simple. I fish to feed my family, when I get home with the food I show my wife who's boss, without height aids. Bushpig....eight words for you butt plug..... STAG DO ! YOUR SCREWED. TICK TOCK , TICK TOCK Boulder........Filthy bugger, try to stich me while my backs turned eh ? Elvis said every man has a flaming star over his shoulder, I guess your mine....but I have my eye on you now.......and to think I told people you were a nice guy......dissapointing BA.....Silly little man....the reason I couldnt make the trip with you was purely the fact I just couldnt get so excited a bit of wee escaped. But as Squid says.....lick it, yeah thats the ticket Last but not least..... My wife says there are more Important things than Fishing....like bringing a life into the world....... So there, fcuckers The trash heap has spoken.....Neeeeeeeeeeee
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 10:44pm
Hey Phats .. feel better ya got that lot of ya chest . How long before the rough patch ends . . .
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 10:52pm
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Did I mention the nomination is Nil in void since Squid wouldnt take the paternity test ? At the time of testing he was busy doing Karaoke......last seen on the shore ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 11:05pm
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Go on then Phats dont hold back tell us what you really think!! Your frustration level is starting to show through the smoke mate. Tough time for men that last month of waiting no fishing , no going out, no pleasing them , well not much of anything really!!! ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 23 Feb 2006 at 11:11pm
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I will ring you Tommorow night Sir........When Im out drinking.......... then I will ring you Saturday morning.........when Im out fishing........ Some talk, others do That is all MOFOS ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 24 Feb 2006 at 9:31pm
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hehehe now Phats you have forgoten 1 very important person you left off the list the man who pulled without the shirt and picked up a chick with a bigger beer belly than ours, now surely that wins the seat hands down we wont mention names but the shoreboys know his name...do we not. i was so tramatised i thought i was in the movie anaconda with the flikering tounges..... |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 24 Feb 2006 at 9:48pm
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Now dont go giving him an excuse not to award it to himself then BA He has not even rung me as he promised above HeHeHe must be chained to the lounge suite and not even allowed to play with the computer ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2006 at 10:47pm
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Did you not get either of my texts Sir Boulder ? Strange as others must of , as they replied Why there was the , Steiny, Stella, Heineken, Rums Yeeeeeeeeha on Friday night...... and then the .... Trevally, Snapper, Kahawhai, Kingies....Yeeeeeeeeeeha this morning Odd you didnt get them....as my phone clearly says everyone else did I wouldve rung, but was busy, drinking, then fishing, then drinking My nomination for "not being able to go fishing" is withdrawn, and might I add about as lame, and short as the person who thought of it in the first place ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2006 at 1:03am
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Phats save the dummy for your baby, If you spit it that far you might not be able to find it when you need it!!!! ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2006 at 10:17am
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Thats tragic Boulder..... But I guess fair enough its all you could come up with given that I have proven your guys pathetic attempt at stiching me up to be a stupid and unworthy nomination. Actually, I nominate Ski, yes thats a good Idea, I nominate Ski for being Ski ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2006 at 1:16pm
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Gesh Phats After nominating him every month for the last 6 months, I though he deserved a break so eased off him... Now you go and add stress to his life
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Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2006 at 4:54pm
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SKI SAYS "GET A BUSHPIG UP YA!!"now stop being a sook and take it like a man .face it phats the game season is ticking away and you went and made babies .time to face the cocequences ha ha ha!!!told ya how to sort it.i know some good 4 wheel drive tracks and i wanna try out my new tyres so giz a buzz and well have ya out there by next weekend!!!! barrie i had noticed!! you feelin ok?lol speakin of bushpigs....is there a nomination for the ultimate mongrel being a biatch ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2006 at 7:45pm
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amusing coming from the person who failed to take their punishment and cried about it for weeks afterwards. Its just that everytime youve asked the weathers been too good. Ive been waiting for it to be blowing 30knts before I accept....I know thats when you do your best work ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 26 Feb 2006 at 10:58pm
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BA has got it so far, the Slapper Whisperer!! In his defence he took the local punisment fair on the chin and I'm not sure you can maim him twice. F.T. ------------- PhD: Pool Hall Diploma |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 28 Feb 2006 at 7:34pm
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hehehe, the "Slapper Whisperer" Mint!! ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 8:14am
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 23 February 2006 Tragic, truly tragic. Your family must be bloody hungry if they are waiting for you to feed them. Snapper fisherman, yeah right. Fat gimp in boat drinking beer more like ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 9:00am
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Dunno about pure, but he sure is simple. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 9:08am
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I really wish you would think before opening mouth and letting Charlie Brown sounds come out Porky piggy........ Fish Sunday night, last night, for breakfast this morning, tonight, tommorow morning, the rest given away to friends and family....... your right, starving Moron P.S I dont drink beer, I guzzle it ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 9:17am
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Phatso Cooking the left over bait gain. You really are sad ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 9:28am
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It was nice tho.......
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 9:48am
| did ya use advacado infused olive oil and then bath it in kikkomen sauce . . then lightly season with masterfoods lemon pepper???? |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 11:00am
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Ok Phaggot Pheatures - who' the champ. Lets get Feb sorted and March under way. I have a couple of new nominations for you. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 11:17am
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Bender, Under the rules as Forum Admin. if you think Phats deserves it you can over rule him and give him the dunny seat. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 11:33am
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Rules? I didn't think there were any rules! If it was up to me, you'd have to add "Perpetual Holder of the Forum Dunny Seat for being Bushpig" to your signature. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 11:36am
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goat, blow, go ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 11:40am
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 01 March 2006 Surprisingly deep and meaningful for you Bushie. Have you read the getting married thread lately?? ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 11:44am
| How can you nominate a dude, for having a kid, if he don't wanna go fishing, he don't have to. If this is all the Feb nominations are things are getting a bit tired. Maybe follow it on into next month??? But I don't think Phats should get it, and Ski, when are your 2 kids birthdays if you are so great at parental planning. And Barrie, I guess you Mrs wasn't in the room when you wrote your post about them having the babies, not you. However, the Mrs gave birth on the 10th Jan, and I was out fishing soon after, ask Tobez, so it can be done. My 2c worth, Dan |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 11:52am
| I thinks just the usual crap slinging banta Dan . . well i hope it is!!!! |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 11:53am
It appears you�ve already had the operation Wizz. I thought they usually waited until the youngest was at least two years old. Your wife got them in a jar on the mantle piece just to remind you whose boss?  |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 11:53am
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HFC! Dan, I think the toilet seat may be broken too. No nominations from me this month. None that are fishing related anyways.  ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 12:01pm
Quote: Originally posted by ohsif on 01 March 2006ohsif, you were being awfully quiet there, what operation are you refering to  ??? And they are in her hand bag, not the mantle as we don't have a fire.
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 12:01pm
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It's a good thing no-one cares what you think ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 12:07pm
 ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 1:10pm
Quote: Originally posted by Finatic on 01 March 2006Thas must be called doing a bender and should be added to the range available in F.net ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 1:17pm
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Wizz....some of the less desireable on here feel such a compelling need to try and get one up on me that they will come out with almost anything...... They dont seem to mind it being tragic and lame
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 01 Mar 2006 at 1:53pm
| enough friendly banter ABFAB gets it for slurpy slapping with a fem with a bigger beer gut than him its march move on. |
Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2006 at 12:07am
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The Slapper Whisperer then. Ab- solutely. F.T. ------------- PhD: Pool Hall Diploma |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2006 at 8:27am
Quote: Originally posted by Wizard on 01 March 2006 Would you like change for that ? ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2006 at 1:22pm
| Crikey that's almost funny Bushie, but no you can have it to run your expensive boat. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2006 at 4:24pm
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With your rep. Thats about as much as I would expect ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 02 Mar 2006 at 4:49pm
| If you are hinting at something, then say it. |