Go ahead.........lie and backstab each other here with nominations
Bender is the Soul judge and Jury on this one
I nominate......
1) CJ.........for being scared of a John Dory and pissing off and leaving KSI to clean the boat up
2) Bender for doing his best impression of a bird regurgitating into a nest and pukeing his ring out
I nominate Blue Asparagus for bringing a blow up doll that is the MARRIED version, i.e. it's impossible to have sex with it.
I nominate Phats for making his brother go in the plastic kayak when he's got a boat that he could take him in. Shame, shame.
Bushpig for being Bushpig.
Blue Asparagus and Bushpig for disappearing off together while we were at the gamefish like a couple of randy schoolkids at a party - appropriately this would be a conjoined award.
There are a couple of others but I will, at this stage hold back in the interests of forum unity ...
(Jeez, not much "what goes on tour stays on tour around here is there?)
I still have my ring thank you.
Besides which, you weren't there so its hearsay and inadmissable as evidence.
I instructed said young brother in the finer arts of fishing from the Yak and landbaseing for that matter........... as a direct result he kicked KSI & CJ's ass on one day and KSI & Benders ass on another day.........
Phats withdrawn from nominations
Ahhhh one fish each was the total on Sat ... not exactly an arse kicking. We threw back plenty too, just not in the same spot.
Ahhhh he kept 4 Saturday including one very nice Kelpy
Dream on ... you still made your bro sit in the cold, cold water, full of barras and you are still Phats. So that means they both stand.
Can someone fill me in more about Benders little spit or was it a full pai heave?
also being a bit shy to handle a fish also raises an eyebrow.
Speak up you Muppets!!
I will own up to a wee spit resembling an upside down version of the last Ruapehu eruption. I thought I'd parked the pavement pizza neatly in a bush to hide it. However, in the cold hard light of day it appeared that it was a tree stump about a foot across, which merely served to highlight things.
Still, not serious enough for a dunny seat award - chundering's a common enough occurence on a fishing trip eh Phats? Wizard? Ohsif?
Lets not dwell in the past oh bent one, we must constanly look fwd, and I hearby give you my vote for the toilet seat award, I could nominate you all for pi**ing off and leaving me to cook, but I'm a good bugger. I can also remember a whole lot of crap you and Ski were talking about on friday night to, many witnesses there to i imagine.
Your stuffed mate!!
Ski also deserves a minor nomination for stumbling back into the room at some ungodly hour and shouting, "I've found my name on a sign across the road. The surname's wrong but, "Ski ... Lane?".
Quote: Originally posted by Wizard on 19 September 2005
I can also remember a whole lot of crap you and Ski were talking about on friday night to, many witnesses there to i imagine.
Your stuffed mate!!
It would be typical of an uneducated and inexperienced philistine like yourself that you did not recognise the deftly intelligent and deeply meaningful conversation Mr Ski and I were indulging in.
Did we use too many words of more that one syllable?
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