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    Posted: 05 May 2005 at 12:32pm
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We have a new administrator for the esteemed and highly sought after toilet seat award.

Phatso has agreed to take on this challenging role, so get your nominations in for the May award people.

I'll start. The first nomination goes to a man whose dedication to losing expensive reel handles over the side of his boat is surpassed only by his need to lose expensive jigs.

He is a tackle shop's best friend.

I nominate Bushpig for the May award.

Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.


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seconded!....

Good on ya Phatty....

I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05
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So thats means you too out the award for April brenda
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 I will do my best to uphold the high standard set by the Esteemed Mr Bushpig.

 Translation: I will take Bribes and or Sexual favours

 Some come on people. Although The swine himself has set a high benchmark this month I am sure we can also get some good Oil on others.

 For example : Ski Chowing down on a day old Skippy which was being used as bait. Yuk

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 05 May 2005
So thats means you too out the award for April brenda
You never got off your lazy butt to award it so I missed out.
Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.


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Wasnt my job. As you well know.

And if you are implying it was. Given that its only the 5th


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just going back to the april award - i believe chongs effort would be hard to top

its not everyday you see a lazercraft sitting on the omaha road with the trailer nowhere in sight

No disintegrations!
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Yes, a lost bait tank pales to insignficance.
Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.


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Quote: Originally posted by Phatso on 05 May 2005 "I will take Bribes and or Sexual favours"


I think he's asking you to drop to your knees piglet.
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Mostly blokes on here Phatty......you may want to re-phrase that last one.
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AC , Dont want to take the filthiest of the filthy crown off you my friend.....but I will take it anyway I can get it ....

Like most blokes on here

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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Quote: Originally posted by Phatso on 05 May 2005

AC , Dont want to take the filthiest of the filthy crown off you my friend.....but I will take it anyway I can get it ....

Like most blokes on here




Phats obviously subscribes to BA's. Your not a man to you have had a man theory. One has to wonder what really goes on at there BH meetings
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Wear it with pride........much work and many nasty things had to occur to win that crown.
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I dont want it AC....its yours for the keeping

Mr Pig.......Ask your good friend Bender....hes always first there.

Just to clarify, BA drinks diet coke, I put Rum in mine, you cant compare the two really

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No point in wastin good drinkin' time.
Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.


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ive spent a evening fishing with a contender...

its not often when you go fishing on the west coast that you dont copa shower or two from a lovely cold wave...however!...when you continue to fish the same area and get a friendly "wave" of the back ...one moves his kit to avoid such drenchings..but not our man stinkybait.....not once, not twice but SEVEN times he get a good solid drenching...what makes it better is that wetbaits expression was the same each time..the "oh my god, im wet again" look

this must be some sort of record and if not a toilet seat then a lentil pi award for forgetfullness...

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lazercraft on the road sounds worse than si wrapping his berley pot around his prop......make sure you get it balanced pronto si....
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but your still not a man till your've had one as i said at the bricky the other night "how about a 68,"" a what" was the reply "a 68" i said "a 68 what the fark is a 68"" oh i said you go down i will owe you one" argg yes the lads looked good after a couple of diet cokes hehehehe i have to go for a cold shower just thinkin about it later. yes dear you still look better than phatso after a couple of cokes but only just ay its the tickler he has under the nose and on the chin lol.
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Run Phatso run!!!!! BA is after you. It's not true what he says about 'it takes a man to please a man'!!

SEVEN times Stinkybait???? What a legend!

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i gotta say although i may say these thing i am not that way inclined but working where i do i get to see the odd.....well you figure it out and buggered if i know but 1 has a crush on me i will have to stop leading him on lol.
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