Toilet Seat for May
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Forum Name: The Trophy Cabinet
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Printed Date: 02 Feb 2026 at 2:01pm
Topic: Toilet Seat for May
Posted By: Bender
Subject: Toilet Seat for May
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 12:32pm
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We have a new administrator for the esteemed and highly sought after toilet seat award. Phatso has agreed to take on this challenging role, so get your nominations in for the May award people. I'll start. The first nomination goes to a man whose dedication to losing expensive reel handles over the side of his boat is surpassed only by his need to lose expensive jigs. He is a tackle shop's best friend. I nominate Bushpig for the May award. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
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Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 12:37pm
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seconded!.... Good on ya Phatty.... ------------- I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05 |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 12:43pm
| So thats means you too out the award for April brenda |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 1:05pm
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I will do my best to uphold the high standard set by the Esteemed Mr Bushpig. Translation: I will take Bribes and or Sexual favours Some come on people. Although The swine himself has set a high benchmark this month I am sure we can also get some good Oil on others. For example : Ski Chowing down on a day old Skippy which was being used as bait. Yuk ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 2:49pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 05 May 2005You never got off your lazy butt to award it so I missed out. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 2:52pm
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Wasnt my job. As you well know. And if you are implying it was. Given that its only the 5th Congratulations |
Posted By: Bounty Hunter
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 3:36pm
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just going back to the april award - i believe chongs effort would be hard to top its not everyday you see a lazercraft sitting on the omaha road with the trailer nowhere in sight ------------- No disintegrations! |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 3:42pm
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Yes, a lost bait tank pales to insignficance. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 4:03pm
Quote: Originally posted by Phatso on 05 May 2005 "I will take Bribes and or Sexual favours" |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 4:06pm
Mostly blokes on here Phatty......you may want to re-phrase that last one.  ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 4:27pm
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AC , Dont want to take the filthiest of the filthy crown off you my friend.....but I will take it anyway I can get it .... Like most blokes on here ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 4:30pm
Quote: Originally posted by Phatso on 05 May 2005 Phats obviously subscribes to BA's. Your not a man to you have had a man theory. One has to wonder what really goes on at there BH meetings   
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Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 4:32pm
Wear it with pride........much work and many nasty things had to occur to win that crown. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 4:58pm
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I dont want it AC....its yours for the keeping Mr Pig.......Ask your good friend Bender....hes always first there. Just to clarify, BA drinks diet coke, I put Rum in mine, you cant compare the two really ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 5:17pm
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No point in wastin good drinkin' time. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 8:49pm
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ive spent a evening fishing with a contender... its not often when you go fishing on the west coast that you dont copa shower or two from a lovely cold wave...however!...when you continue to fish the same area and get a friendly "wave" of the back ...one moves his kit to avoid such drenchings..but not our man stinkybait... this must be some sort of record and if not a toilet seat then a lentil pi award for forgetfullness... |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 9:35pm
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lazercraft on the road sounds worse than si wrapping his berley pot around his prop......make sure you get it balanced pronto si.... ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 9:46pm
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but your still not a man till your've had one as i said at the bricky the other night "how about a 68,"" a what" was the reply "a 68" i said "a 68 what the fark is a 68"" oh i said you go down i will owe you one" argg yes the lads looked good after a couple of diet cokes hehehehe i have to go for a cold shower just thinkin about it later. yes dear you still look better than phatso after a couple of cokes but only just ay its the tickler he has under the nose and on the chin lol. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 10:03pm
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Run Phatso run!!!!! BA is after you. It's not true what he says about 'it takes a man to please a man'!! SEVEN times Stinkybait???? What a legend! ------------- Best gurnard fisherman in my street |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 05 May 2005 at 10:31pm
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i gotta say although i may say these thing i am not that way inclined but working where i do i get to see the odd.....well you figure it out and buggered if i know but 1 has a crush on me i will have to stop leading him on lol. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 12:28pm
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It seems Its been a quiet month for stuff ups, or does Everyone just feel they have No chance of outdoing the swine this time around I dunno, No Bungs, Reels in the drink, theres a trend forming here Trendsetters Theres only this weekend left to outdo the Swine and claim the glory ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 12:38pm
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excuse me Phatty me boy, no bungs was months agao so does not qualify It was a reel handle not a reel Give it to your self for sh!tty record keeping |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 12:47pm
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You forgot trying to lose the boat from the back of the croozer goin down waiwera hull. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 12:50pm
| again not in the same month. Or shall I nominate you for throwing a tantrum Bender and tossing a $150.00 set of scales in the tide? |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 12:54pm
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$119 actually. They blimmin deserved it too.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 1:12pm
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If you learnt to read Butt plug you would see the part where I said there is a trend forming. Which clearly Implies you stuff up on a regular basis. At no stage do I mention you did all these things in the same month Reel handle Reel smandle, you still F ***ed up, add Jiggy Now stop being so defensive just because you know theres no way anyone will beat you this Month....or the next.....or the next ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 1:16pm
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Woohooo b****fight... just like trademe.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: bluefox_13
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 2:11pm
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HAHAHAHA
------------- Yes its cold... no I dont care that you feel the cold easily... no we can't get out.... |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 3:26pm
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No need to pack a Bender(read tanty). |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 3:39pm
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That was not one of your better comebacks Mr Pig, Are you feeling OK ?? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 3:47pm
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Here take this test and see if you can pass Phats http://www.crush007.com/love.cgi?id=1116986725kfh |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 May 2005 at 4:01pm
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Beautiful, done it before a while back I think my answer to one of the questions " T.its" is what got me such a high score
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |