ok spill, dude

i thought he was having dinner......very good nomination tho...

Might have to pass around the hat guys. Cant have one of the members reduced to eating raw Pillies for sustenance.

 

In my defence fellas and felleses:

1. It was a fund raising event for camp Hohepa.
2. I was not the only competitor.
3. Surly a greater crime would have been loosing face in front of my son and other children by not competing.
4. The said pillies had only been sitting in the sun for one day, (actually they were barley defrosted and quite firm. The worst part was getting all those little scales stuck between your teeth).
5. It was regional TV not national.
6. We did win! (if your going to something questionable you might as well be good at it).
7. We were never going to win the fishing part of the contest, local proved it�s worth.
8. The prises (a rod and reel each), were donated back for the next lucky winner (poor basstodd).

We'll get the Brickie to come up with a special pillie cocktail for you Oshif you bad bad man. Or were you thinking of something else with your nose that close to some pilchards?

No worries Phatty, I'll be sure to reciprocate and it won�t be sardine sammies.

Thanks Bender, just make sure it�s that Canadian variety. You know it�s wise not to breathe and swallow at the same time.


No practice Keith. Didn't even know what the task was until we were given the instructions. I figured to be competitive one at a time was not going to cut it and I think I managed three on at least one trip.

Sorry Ski, no photos and it take a lot of beer to wash away all those little scales.

The Brickhouse Canadian Pillie Pie with Brasilian side salad. Hmmmmm. Sounds like a decent balanced meal. References to the swallow (UN International Bird of Love) should not be passing your lips Oshsif. F.T. 

nice one bender hooks in pillies!!! gives me an idea on what to do with leftover pillies  when winter rolls round and the dreaded zilchfish shows up

take up ohsif fishing !!!!!

now what size hooks  do you use for an ohsif ?treble,barbless? or i nice big 14/0 on a 400 lb mono trace .do we have a pin for ohsifs!!??line weight go for a 6 kg record or just tire himout on 37 and winch him in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There is another nomination for this fine and much loved award.

I shall set the scene: - 1: the large flying gaff, left lying in the side pocket of the boat, point resting inwards against the inside of the hull.

2: Wave causes flying gaff to tip outwards, so the razor sharp half inch diameter steel is now lying outwards into the cockpit.

3: Half crazed and hungover piglet, lunging backwards in the boat, connects with gaff, leaving it impaled on his leg.

4: Ouch, ouch, ouch he said. Ouch. Poos and wees that smarts, he said. Ouch again.

5: Pd Squid, wetting himself laughing at this fine spectacle.

6: Toilet seat nomination ... have to be wouldn't it?

You have until Thursday to decide : a fisherman eating pilchards without checking whether there was a hook inside first ...  or a piglet who gaffs himself?