Now be careful here boys .. you know I can edit and I can insert the cow pattie award in your posts.
All bribes should consist of 42 Below Vodka delivered to.....
I nominate...
Bushpig because hes a something rhyming with Runt
Kerren, because we still have hooked up for a fish
And Ski , for complaining too much...
I have another nomination
The Story goes something like this���
Ring ring �how much bait have you got?� �Ive got a bit, some fresh pillies, some salted ones and some bits and pieces �
�Do you have an onion sack and a rope?� �Yes�
�cool, you bring bait onion sack and rope and I will carry 150kg Kina and Mussel Burley bomb in, sweet ? � �yip�
Now the superheros meet outside superhero #1�s work.
Concerned at ability to deploy ridiculously heavy Burley bomb the question is asked.
�you�ve got the Onion bag and rope eh? � �Bugger, forgot rope�
�No problem, we will grab one from work�
An hour later and Super Hero #1 huffs and puffs his way on 30minute walk to fishing spot with ridiculously heavy Burley bomb on back.
On arrival gets rope collected from his work ready to tie to onion sack just in time to watch Super Hero #2 take out �Dog roll� size sack.
Super Hero #1 looks at Burley bomb with dimensions of a 10litre pale and then looks at ridicously small sack with dimensions that of a Dog roll�sits down on Rocks and says �Bugger�
Never mind, charging on, Rig up, �got some bait?� says super hero #1
�Oh shyte, I brought the wrong Bag of bait says Super hero #2�
I nominate LB
3 in one day is too many
As this sort of thing happens to even the most anil retentive minetman Ive ever meet and we had exactly enough bait to fish untill we were pushed off the bricks. I think I should be stricken from the record.
Besides who byes berly without grabin a sack.
My mistake.But Ive told you before about touching your nether region in public.
PS.just got one of those ornimental metal kingis for me birthday
Quote: Originally posted by LB on 07 December 2005As this sort of thing happens to even the most anil retentive minetman Ive ever meet and we had exactly enough bait to fish untill we were pushed off the bricks. I think I should be stricken from the record.
Besides who byes berly without grabin a sack.
My mistake.But Ive told you before about touching your nether region in public.
PS.just got one of those ornimental metal kingis for me birthday
ohsif there is only one thing i accept and that is you are a something rhyming with
runt.
PS. when ya gunna show me how to fix that reel.
Quote: Originally posted by LB on 07 December 2005
PS. when ya gunna show me how to fix that reel.
What? You mean its your birthday and you never let on so you didn't have to shout. Joined the "short arms/deep pockets" brigade have we?
You'll keep.
By the way, happy birthday.
His Birthday was a month ago......
I reckon interest has accumulated by now.
boys, boys, boys, lend me your ears.....
Tonight Keriboy and I have heard the one that takes the cake and i do believe it is a worthy nomination indeedy.
No names mentioned her suffice to say it was all about the pulling shirt.
Now our mate told us he went to the cupboard and found his pulling shirt had a few wrinckles so no drama's there.
What we were shown next was out standing a burn mark yes a burn mark and no not on the pulling shirt it was on his forum seemed the iron got the better of the arm indeed and we were told that tomorrow night it would be covered with a sticky so it could not be seen,
but honestly age catches up on us all and no matter what Susan Paul says about her natural glow $hit hiding the wringles, you dont have to iron them out.
I nominate my mate, will he stand up and take a bow.
Quote: Originally posted by Blue Asparagus on 15 December 2005
boys, boys, boys, lend me your ears.....
Tonight Keriboy and I have heard the one that takes the cake and i do believe it is a worthy nomination indeedy.
Is that a phact story then BA or is it merely a rumour!!!
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