December Noms
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Printed Date: 02 Feb 2026 at 1:54pm
Topic: December Noms
Posted By: Barrie
Subject: December Noms
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2005 at 7:27am
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If I was to nominate Bender for his statement "Well," says I, pretending that I know what I'm talking about (and showing him a photo of Bushie and Woodie with their big fish from the other week)." would it stop me from nominateing Ski as well? I (as of yet) dont know what I will nominate Ski for but Im sure there will be something |
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Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2005 at 7:41am
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I nominate bender for carrying buspigs photo instead of his filliting knife which could have been put to better use! ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2005 at 8:01am
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I nominate Bender for been Bender ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2005 at 8:33am
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Now be careful here boys .. you know I can edit and I can insert the cow pattie award in your posts. All bribes should consist of 42 Below Vodka delivered to..... ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2005 at 8:54am
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I nominate... Bushpig because hes a something rhyming with Runt Kerren, because we still have hooked up for a fish And Ski , for complaining too much... ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 4:57pm
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I have another nomination The Story goes something like this��� Ring ring �how much bait have you got?� �Ive got a bit, some fresh pillies, some salted ones and some bits and pieces � �Do you have an onion sack and a rope?� �Yes� �cool, you bring bait onion sack and rope and I will carry 150kg Kina and Mussel Burley bomb in, sweet ? � �yip� Now the superheros meet outside superhero #1�s work. Concerned at ability to deploy ridiculously heavy Burley bomb the question is asked. �you�ve got the Onion bag and rope eh? � �Bugger, forgot rope� �No problem, we will grab one from work� An hour later and Super Hero #1 huffs and puffs his way on 30minute walk to fishing spot with ridiculously heavy Burley bomb on back. On arrival gets rope collected from his work ready to tie to onion sack just in time to watch Super Hero #2 take out �Dog roll� size sack. Super Hero #1 looks at Burley bomb with dimensions of a 10litre pale and then looks at ridicously small sack with dimensions that of a Dog roll�sits down on Rocks and says �Bugger� Never mind, charging on, Rig up, �got some bait?� says super hero #1 �Oh shyte, I brought the wrong Bag of bait says Super hero #2� I nominate LB 3 in one day is too many ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 5:17pm
Sounds like the first born may have craped in the gene pool. So much for brotherly love. 
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 5:20pm
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Hahahhahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa too funny. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: LB
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 5:37pm
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As this sort of thing happens to even the most anil retentive minetman Ive ever meet and we had exactly enough bait to fish untill we were pushed off the bricks. I think I should be stricken from the record. Besides who byes berly without grabin a sack. My mistake.But Ive told you before about touching your nether region in public. PS.just got one of those ornimental metal kingis for me birthday |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 5:40pm
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Beau you twat! ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 6:19pm
Quote: Originally posted by LB on 07 December 2005 That sounds like an acceptance speech to me.  Many happy returns you old twat.  |
Posted By: LB
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 7:48pm
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ohsif there is only one thing i accept and that is you are a something rhyming with runt. PS. when ya gunna show me how to fix that reel. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 8:02pm
Quote: Originally posted by LB on 07 December 2005 Any time you want to bring it around LB. Signed "Always Up Front" 
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 8:27pm
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What? You mean its your birthday and you never let on so you didn't have to shout. Joined the "short arms/deep pockets" brigade have we? You'll keep.
By the way, happy birthday. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2005 at 8:54pm
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His Birthday was a month ago...... I reckon interest has accumulated by now.
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2005 at 6:37am
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I see Bender is diverting the shots very nicely...
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Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 12 Dec 2005 at 9:01pm
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just to keep things rolling i nominate jo for wingeing every time some chickworks on her tan when fishing and it could do with a clean but the xmas do is near and blue mel mel is bound to do something worthy of a nom and it needs cleaning!! ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2005 at 6:15am
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ski now if that was me id be nominated by barrie for seeing a shark and deciding to go swim with it!!! for thinking such things of a fine upstanding person such as myself
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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 15 Dec 2005 at 8:08pm
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boys, boys, boys, lend me your ears..... Tonight Keriboy and I have heard the one that takes the cake and i do believe it is a worthy nomination indeedy. No names mentioned her suffice to say it was all about the pulling shirt. Now our mate told us he went to the cupboard and found his pulling shirt had a few wrinckles so no drama's there. What we were shown next was out standing a burn mark yes a burn mark and no not on the pulling shirt it was on his forum seemed the iron got the better of the arm indeed and we were told that tomorrow night it would be covered with a sticky so it could not be seen, but honestly age catches up on us all and no matter what Susan Paul says about her natural glow $hit hiding the wringles, you dont have to iron them out. I nominate my mate, will he stand up and take a bow. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 15 Dec 2005 at 9:57pm
Quote: Originally posted by Blue Asparagus on 15 December 2005 ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 15 Dec 2005 at 10:03pm
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boys , boys , boys....lies lies lies one could clearly see from the shape of the wee mark thats it was from a test tube, caused while the unfortunate fellow was making the latest bunch of goods for BA's crack Ho I rate this one a double Mind you, at least the poor fella can still have a laff rather than a tanty .... ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeriBOI
Date Posted: 15 Dec 2005 at 10:04pm
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I told him to take the shirt off before ironing it. ------------- Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 15 Dec 2005 at 10:20pm
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it is all true and the scar is there for all to puruse, not a lie to be had a wee mark looks like a cresnt moon, tomorrow night one has to ask to have the leeve rolled up to the elbow tis all truth hey bouldor would i lie to you.... the truth is below the shirt sleeve. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 16 Dec 2005 at 8:48am
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The good news being, that the poor unfortunate fellow was quite full of sedative so didnt really feel the offending instrument anyway ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2005 at 6:25pm
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Phats where is the nomination for Benders monumental Tanty?? And having viewed your ironing scar at the Christmas do I confirm that it qualifys for an own goal nomination!
------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2005 at 6:33pm
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Feckin heathen you asked for that. I reckon LB owns it for wearing a pulling shirt that actually worked!
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2005 at 6:38pm
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**** he is quick on the draw this newly promoted santamonius FL As PDS ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2005 at 10:08pm
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Dare I post or will he slap me again
Bugger he got me ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2005 at 10:21pm
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I nominate DaRyL for resurfacing as Yusucov/Kingfishi. - interestingly smudge was taken too while I was briefly body snatched by Santa Claus. That's why I am now smudgedot. ------------- Best gurnard fisherman in my street |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 7:27am
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i nominate billfish for a bit of trolling in the boat park.. ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 7:40am
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no comment
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Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 7:56am
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I nominate Bender for trying to lift a snapper in the boat, resulting in the over 10 pound snapper getting away and then packing a tanty that 2 year old would have been proud of. I also nominate Phats for losing Benders stainless pliers over the side of the boat and adding yet another piece of TAS to Bushies Reef. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 9:32am
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I accept my nomination tho would like to point out .......... As I grappled with the 2metre long Snake trying to release the hooks from next to its giant fangs, Bender, who it should be noted has a fat ass, bumped into me..... This caused me to loose my balance and the 2metre long Snake grabbed the oppurtunity to try and bite my hand off at the elbow. With lightening reflexes I dodged out of the way.....the beast from the deep thrashing around and knocking the Pliers from my grasp.....down , down , down to TAS reef they went. I however being a good sport accept my nomination. I would like to point out that while its worthy, Billfish probably wont win. Have you seen him ???? Duh, like hell Im awarding it to him Bender on the other hand..... ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 9:37am
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Me thinks you protest too much.
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Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 9:38am
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fatty..a little trick dealing with couda...stuff the pliers and grab the sod by the eye balls..they stop wriggling and removal is easy...they all you have to do is cut the belly open for the snapper to eat... i agrreee ohsif just hand it to bill fatty ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 9:40am
Quote: Originally posted by ohsif on 21 December 2005Dont worry old fella.....I have a bad feeling about this ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 11:38am
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I am offended. Please replace the pliers with gold plated ones. Or I shall place my "fat ass" on your head until you cry and beg for mercy. I shall have a good feed of baked beans, steak and steinlagers before this takes place. Bushie - your nomination of me is invalid. No two year old would have been able to hit the side of your boat so hard, nor swear so loudly.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 11:53am
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Don't forget to add a few curried eggs into that mixture, Bender ------------- Keep knockin', nobody's home. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 11:56am
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 21 December 2005 Add in a large helping of your fish curry for extra effect. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 12:27pm
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lets go back a page. LB nailed ***? Excellent!! ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 12:51pm
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Yeah that was subtle as eh PDS ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 2:59pm
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on the down low? Hell No! I can see many colosal tanty's about surface ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 3:24pm
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As its December I also nominate all the lurkers that watch and never post. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 4:32pm
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Ruddy Oats - Hate to be their Neighbour , Close your curtains
I also nominate Ohsif. Logs on 18 hours a day and posts once a week ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 4:48pm
Your inability to count is only surpassed by your inability to hold your liquor.
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 5:00pm
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Your Olive tree at Benders place is growing well Ohsif. We commented Sunday it was well fertilized ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Igor Yusucov
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 5:46pm
| What is all this about?. What is Noms?. |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 6:02pm
| I also 2nd Bushies nomination as the lukers that have yet to post anything need to be encouraged to defend them selves |
Posted By: Igor Yusucov
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2005 at 6:05pm
| Lurkers are ashamed yes?. Scared of man lovers that are watching on them?. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2005 at 9:26am
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I would like to nominate Billfish for a very stragne and funny act of friendship on Sunday. His own post, suspect character steals lethal's boat provides details. But you know, a man can't pop off down into his hardtop cabin to take matters in hand without some hoon barrelling up and looking inside raving about something lethal. So, for this piece of prized twattery I think Billfish takes the award hands-down. Or was that hands-on?
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 22 Dec 2005 at 9:36am
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You make a valid point Bender..... coming up........... ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |