It�s my honor and privilege to present what I believe is the first Mother Load Toilet Award.

The recipient will be no surprise to many, and some will consider well deserving.

This Gentleman wins for Stories I have heard rather than deeds I have witnessed. I will steal a few � terms � I have learned here.  His Muppetry can only be described as the mother load.

Towing your boat for �3 days and 2 nights� to put it in the drink, do a lap, pull it out and go home is worthy I feel of a Mother load.

I have thought about this for some time. However the recipients constant accusations / admissions / finger pointing, what have you, and the fact he went to the extent of making a seat that no one even showed up to award leaves me no choice.

Step forward Builder.

You get the Mother load sunshine. I will think of a nice insignia tomorrow.

Wear it proud

PS. For the record, f ing great trophy, great job, dont stop

Nomimation seconded

He told the full unabridged version of how he mounted the cardinal mark at Caruso rock at thirty knots in pitch blackness the other night and that act alone well deserves the mother lode award. Not to mention the style and manner in which he asked a certain lady to  ummm errrr "dance".