It�s my honor and privilege to present what I believe is the first Mother Load Toilet Award.

The recipient will be no surprise to many, and some will consider well deserving.

This Gentleman wins for Stories I have heard rather than deeds I have witnessed. I will steal a few � terms � I have learned here.  His Muppetry can only be described as the mother load.

Towing your boat for �3 days and 2 nights� to put it in the drink, do a lap, pull it out and go home is worthy I feel of a Mother load.

I have thought about this for some time. However the recipients constant accusations / admissions / finger pointing, what have you, and the fact he went to the extent of making a seat that no one even showed up to award leaves me no choice.

Step forward Builder.

You get the Mother load sunshine. I will think of a nice insignia tomorrow.

Wear it proud

PS. For the record, f ing great trophy, great job, dont stop

Nice one Phatso. Poor Builder ... but you gotta admit that was funny.

Nomimation seconded

He told the full unabridged version of how he mounted the cardinal mark at Caruso rock at thirty knots in pitch blackness the other night and that act alone well deserves the mother lode award. Not to mention the style and manner in which he asked a certain lady to  ummm errrr "dance".

and as for launching the pelin....we were comin in to get changed after a drenching in THOR only to find builder driving forwards down the rampthen hooking it round as if to reverse it round but noooooo..he stopped unhooked the drawbar,drove the truck around then hooked it on the front drawbar then forward it into the drink!!!taking about 20 minutes to do a 2 minute launch!!!!by the time i had got changed warmed up on somthinand got back to the boat he was still putterin around in circles at the ramp..upon instructions to follow me he still seem ed to be tryin to make himself dizzy and we gave up .dunno how long it took him to get the boat back on the trailer but glad i wasnt waiting to use the ramp!!!perhaps someone could give him some lessons in reversing a trailer....more time on the water fore all builder!!!

nomination thirded!!!!