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    Posted: 03 Apr 2005 at 11:33pm
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early days - but perhaps bender should be in the running for inadventantly jetisoning his livebait tank overboard - complete with livies ready to go - whilst doing his marlin thing at whangaroa

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Is that one of those "special" features you've built into your set-up Bender? You know like Jet Fighters which Jettison aux fuel tanks (drop tanks) just before going into combat.
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thats a definate nomination bender...
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Guilty as charged your honour.

Didn't clip the thing in properly when I left, and it said bye-bye over the back complete with three kahawai aboard, rigged with cable ties and docking rings ready to go. Bugger!

Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water.


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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahhaha

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I could always blame the crew like you do Bushie!!!

 

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Bet you did it in dignity too huh Bender.
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Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 04 April 2005

I could always blame the crew like you do Bushie!!!




I sure you did at the time Brenda
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bugger going to b hard to beat that 1
what happened to the pissing man?
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benda if you didnt want it you could have given it to one of us
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Brenda ?????
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This is a quote from a post by The Builder.

pretty good day, enough fish on board for me & the hand brake, alls right with the world ! returning home to Maraetai weather & sea, sweat as, "The Princess" is in her element, we are doing around 35 m.ph, Bent over to lite a ciggy, fell off the seat, JEEEEZE !  round & round in ever diminision circles like the Oh Ah Bird, determined to disapear up it's own rectum. Don't Bloodiddy Laugh !the G force thingys involved when you lying down the bottom side have to be experianced to be believed ! got to turn the beast off, boy the ring gear was fairley tingling. & for the P.C'S amongst youuse, had a beer a ciggy before we proceeded further,      

I rest my case.

Bulder wins his second toilet seat award. In my humble opinion.

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Lame as that is is Bent one im sure Ive read it before hence it doesnt qaulify for this Month. If its the same thing happened twice hell just shoot the man.

Sorry brother but your still in the lead in front of Rockhopper for Bungless launching

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Sorry Phatso I made the mistake of thinking that builder might have been out in his boat again. Silly me.
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Between spiking the skipper , wobbly wheels and a bungless launch, even if it was for 30 seconds,  it could get better , watch this space. By the way, oh bent one , received the overhaul spares for the 1952 Martin outboard. Spent a large chunk of today putting the lower unit together. She's looking good. I'm going to post a few pics in the boat shed. Need someone with a lathe,
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What is the Builder doing on the water, I seem to recall an (ancient)  post by Billfish fantacising about something called the Princess in gynecological terms and we have 20 days to go. F.T. 
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There was talk of a boat stranded on the main road of omaha? Does anyone know any more? Talk that a spearo was involved.
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dane, you beat me to it

i think the guilty party should front up and explain himself

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