april toilet seat nominations
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Topic: april toilet seat nominations
Posted By: Bounty Hunter
Subject: april toilet seat nominations
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2005 at 11:33pm
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early days - but perhaps bender should be in the running for inadventantly jetisoning his livebait tank overboard - complete with livies ready to go - whilst doing his marlin thing at whangaroa ------------- No disintegrations! |
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Posted By: Rainman
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2005 at 11:40pm
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Is that one of those "special" features you've built into your set-up Bender? You know like Jet Fighters which Jettison aux fuel tanks (drop tanks) just before going into combat. ------------- "We dont know how lucky we are..." 
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Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2005 at 6:36am
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thats a definate nomination bender... ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2005 at 6:54am
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Guilty as charged your honour. Didn't clip the thing in properly when I left, and it said bye-bye over the back complete with three kahawai aboard, rigged with cable ties and docking rings ready to go. Bugger! ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2005 at 7:33am
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahhaha ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2005 at 9:23am
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I could always blame the crew like you do Bushie!!!
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Jo.
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2005 at 12:45pm
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Bet you did it in dignity too huh Bender. ------------- Capitalisation is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."http://www.peoplefirst.org.nz/">People First New Zealand |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2005 at 1:37pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 04 April 2005 I sure you did at the time Brenda ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: empty
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2005 at 3:34pm
bugger going to b hard to beat that 1------------- what happened to the pissing man? |
Posted By: empty
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2005 at 3:37pm
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benda if you didnt want it you could have given it to one of us ------------- what happened to the pissing man? |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 04 Apr 2005 at 4:55pm
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Brenda ????? Wondered where my wife was 
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2005 at 7:57pm
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This is a quote from a post by The Builder. pretty good day, enough fish on board for me & the hand brake, alls right with the world ! returning home to Maraetai weather & sea, sweat as, "The Princess" is in her element, we are doing around 35 m.ph, Bent over to lite a ciggy, fell off the seat, JEEEEZE ! round & round in ever diminision circles like the Oh Ah Bird, determined to disapear up it's own rectum. Don't Bloodiddy Laugh !the G force thingys involved when you lying down the bottom side have to be experianced to be believed ! got to turn the beast off, boy the ring gear was fairley tingling. & for the P.C'S amongst youuse, had a beer a ciggy before we proceeded further, I rest my case. Bulder wins his second toilet seat award. In my humble opinion. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2005 at 8:27pm
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Lame as that is is Bent one im sure Ive read it before hence it doesnt qaulify for this Month. If its the same thing happened twice hell just shoot the man. Sorry brother but your still in the lead in front of Rockhopper for Bungless launching ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2005 at 8:30pm
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Sorry Phatso I made the mistake of thinking that builder might have been out in his boat again. Silly me. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Rockhopper
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2005 at 9:16pm
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Between spiking the skipper , wobbly wheels and a bungless launch, even if it was for 30 seconds, it could get better , watch this space. By the way, oh bent one , received the overhaul spares for the 1952 Martin outboard. Spent a large chunk of today putting the lower unit together. She's looking good. I'm going to post a few pics in the boat shed. Need someone with a lathe, ------------- Why does the answer to all government problems involve taking more of my money ? |
Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2005 at 11:37pm
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What is the Builder doing on the water, I seem to recall an (ancient) post by Billfish fantacising about something called the Princess in gynecological terms and we have 20 days to go. F.T. ------------- PhD: Pool Hall Diploma |
Posted By: KeriBOI
Date Posted: 03 May 2005 at 10:13pm
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There was talk of a boat stranded on the main road of omaha? Does anyone know any more? Talk that a spearo was involved. ------------- Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! |
Posted By: Bounty Hunter
Date Posted: 03 May 2005 at 10:47pm
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dane, you beat me to it i think the guilty party should front up and explain himself ------------- No disintegrations! |