sorry to do this to ya brov but you was embarressed to say the least and i do beleive there was crappys in yer nappys! to anyone that is likeley to be in a "raft up" situation with this man you may want to consider being the one to approach rather that the one in the firing line!especially if you got a glass boat! anyway heres the scene...we were safely snuggled up along side a 42 ft tin charter vessel from tirua ,"the innkeeper" waiting for the rugby in the glassy waters of the tranquil fitsroy harbour ,fenders over the side ready for the "white squall"to tie along side .well along comes ol billyboy at a great "squall"of knots on a rather precarious angle and were thinkin ooh  that anchor on the bow looks rather like the front end of a stock car comin straight at usno worries billys an experienced boatman hes just made it to the barrier on his own in 40 knots of wind against tide he,ll have a plan.anyway last second the westcoaster swerves to the left but the revs didnt slow ,they increased worse still it wasnt in a reverse gear either.we reached out to grab the bowrails and try and fend the 3 tonne monster away from the side window of me senator and i had visions of glass breaking but luckily the extra weight of the wongnozzle on the staqrboard side of the squall had lowered the said  anchor enuf to avoid the window but then was the signwriting CRuNCH,SCRAPE KAPOW whew the windows ok "you right there bill?""ohphuksorrybro ,missed reverse ."then he backs off for another go! "here catch this rope and we,ll pull you in"ya blooody muppet!

hang 'em high Judgeski!! and very worthy nomination!!!

PS.....this vote has nothing to do with just having the snot kicked out of me by Billy Wongear on the squash court....obviously has been saving up a bit of aggression.

That will be tough to bet ....what a 

Guilty as charged.  Can't beliefs you grassed on me Ski you bloody nark.  Whatever happened to "goes on tour - stays on tour" ? eh??   

Sure I missed reverse, what with all the possible gear selections open to me anybody coulda done it.   Specially after the deployment of that air burley bomb following that cray dive.

aaaaaaaaaaafter closer inspection now  that eyes ees are a bit more "focused"have noticed stripe has been  grazed and nav light wasted ,also the impact must have sent the shockwaves through and blown the screen on the 62 inch flatscreen and shorted out the surround sound system which in turn went through the wiring and blew out the 100000 kw tranducer and charplotter musta been a hellova short cicuit cause the charge has clearly gone through the trailer and stuffed all the galvanising  oop hang on we were still on the water aah well we call it a bottle of rum and wes even auws!

Well well well,

Old WongNozzle at it again eh

Chance to get out of this......

How does one miss reverse when theres only two options ?

i must admit billy i was tempted to get one back on ya  as we did the passing of the wand at jimmies  had ya lined up a beauty!bit of jousting on the hi seas demolition derby styles auw!

Suck it up Billy Wongthrottle - it appears to be heading your way this time.

Already accepted my doom.  I can see no way out of this one.  July's Seat is mine.    Luckily its not next months one I guess.