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    Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 11:10pm
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Righto Chaps.........

This guy has been here before. He will likely be here again. Hes Muppet by definition.....

Hear what one of his own "Tight"  mates had to say.....

Well mate it goes like this.

Old porky launched five minutes before I did and tied up to the wharf. As I idled past him and shouted "ready to rock ? " I noticed the arse end of the boat sat very low in the water and I could hear the engine compartment beeper going off. I knew what he'd done because I saw him do it at Cornwallis last summer.

Back on to the trailer to drain the water out, we went around the corner to catch live bait and wait for him. He arrived at Ti point half a hour later and anchored up next to us then he and Kezza began bailing out water with cups and small bailing implements. He asked me for a fuel transfer pipe and used that to syphon the rest of the water from the bilge. About an hour late we all left for Little barrier. !

Hahahahahaahhaha.......twice in a year.

And here you go. If your man enough....

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ohhhhhhhhh, cant wait for this one.
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Shock horror not Bushpig I dont believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Well, guess that proves he's not into bungholes
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Hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha 
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Gesh
And I have to go to work this morning.
Hope he replies before then

Mind you, Kerren should have also checked as it has happened before. Is there another for Kerren as well?
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haha nice one bushie.

 

twice in a year!!! There's probably over times he aint telling us about as well!

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Quote: Originally posted by Uncle on 24 January 2006Well, guess that proves he's not into bungholes


... or he likes to leave it open
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Oi, Knobend.

Ignoring it wont make it go away

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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hehehe, He'll be spewin!!!
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hahahahahahahhaha....thats the bog of the year man!!!!
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Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 25 January 2006

Oi, Knobend.

Ignoring it wont make it go away


I do believe you are right there Phatso. Our Bushpig is operating on the principle that if he ignores this tread and does not post on it it will all go away.

Unfortunatly that thinking never got the water out of his boat either. There his options were deal with it or swim!!!!!

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I must now be of the belief that he has lost his skills in the fight back and now just sleeps untill it has solved its self.
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hahahah Boulder.  I was thinkingh along the same lines as you.  Oh yes, the virtual silence will be deafening from a certain porcine quarter on this thread. 

However, we all know you are reading this piglet and know you are grinning too.  hahahahahaha!

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You know its not always easy been the top dog in a pound of virtual mongrels. There is always some mutt nipping at your heels.

However unlike Tobes, Ski and others that didnt attach the signature, I will.

I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints
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Disgusting

As former custodian of the toilet seat you should know better, and give it more respect.

Your a shadow of your former self.

Never mind an uppercut, Punch yourself square on the nose

 

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And for next month we'll take "Billy-no-bearing" for top candidate.
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Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 26 January 2006


You know its not always easy been the top dog in a pound of virtual mongrels. There is always some mutt nipping at your heels.

Excellent comeback there Bushpig I like that turn of phrase though by definition it does imply you are the biggest baddest mongrel in the pack.   Who could argue!!!

 

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Sorry AC.  Only one knobend award per month and then all is forgotten. 
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Quote: Originally posted by A C on 26 January 2006
And for next month we'll take "Billy-no-bearing" for top candidate.



You would have thought the current custodian of this award would have used his deductive powers to scoop out this event as it was a far more interesting and funny story than bungs left out of a boat. But no, he is lazy. Just went for the easy out this month.

Rumour has it, he is wanting out of the job as he is worried people wont like him if he awards them the bog seat.

Perhaps it time for a new custodian ?
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