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Januarys Knobend

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Topic: Januarys Knobend
Posted By: Phats
Subject: Januarys Knobend
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 11:10pm

Righto Chaps.........

This guy has been here before. He will likely be here again. Hes Muppet by definition.....

Hear what one of his own "Tight"  mates had to say.....

Well mate it goes like this.

Old porky launched five minutes before I did and tied up to the wharf. As I idled past him and shouted "ready to rock ? " I noticed the arse end of the boat sat very low in the water and I could hear the engine compartment beeper going off. I knew what he'd done because I saw him do it at Cornwallis last summer.

Back on to the trailer to drain the water out, we went around the corner to catch live bait and wait for him. He arrived at Ti point half a hour later and anchored up next to us then he and Kezza began bailing out water with cups and small bailing implements. He asked me for a fuel transfer pipe and used that to syphon the rest of the water from the bilge. About an hour late we all left for Little barrier. !

Hahahahahaahhaha.......twice in a year.

And here you go. If your man enough....



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Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 11:16pm
ohhhhhhhhh, cant wait for this one.

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Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 11:29pm

Shock horror not Bushpig I dont believe it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tui add



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Posted By: Uncle
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 11:52pm
Well, guess that proves he's not into bungholes


Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 7:12am
Hahahahahaahahahahahahahaha 

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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 7:12am
Gesh
And I have to go to work this morning.
Hope he replies before then

Mind you, Kerren should have also checked as it has happened before. Is there another for Kerren as well?


Posted By: JK
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 7:53am

haha nice one bushie.

 

twice in a year!!! There's probably over times he aint telling us about as well!



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Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 8:45am
Quote: Originally posted by Uncle on 24 January 2006Well, guess that proves he's not into bungholes


... or he likes to leave it open

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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 5:12pm

Oi, Knobend.

Ignoring it wont make it go away



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Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 5:17pm
hehehe, He'll be spewin!!!

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Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 6:32pm
hahahahahahahhaha....thats the bog of the year man!!!!

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Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 10:24pm
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 25 January 2006

Oi, Knobend.

Ignoring it wont make it go away


I do believe you are right there Phatso. Our Bushpig is operating on the principle that if he ignores this tread and does not post on it it will all go away.

Unfortunatly that thinking never got the water out of his boat either. There his options were deal with it or swim!!!!!



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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 7:20am
I must now be of the belief that he has lost his skills in the fight back and now just sleeps untill it has solved its self.


Posted By: billfish
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 7:27am

hahahah Boulder.  I was thinkingh along the same lines as you.  Oh yes, the virtual silence will be deafening from a certain porcine quarter on this thread. 

However, we all know you are reading this piglet and know you are grinning too.  hahahahahaha!



Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 8:22am
You know its not always easy been the top dog in a pound of virtual mongrels. There is always some mutt nipping at your heels.

However unlike Tobes, Ski and others that didnt attach the signature, I will.



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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 8:45am

Disgusting

As former custodian of the toilet seat you should know better, and give it more respect.

Your a shadow of your former self.

Never mind an uppercut, Punch yourself square on the nose

 



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 8:59am
And for next month we'll take "Billy-no-bearing" for top candidate.

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Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 9:00am

Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 26 January 2006


You know its not always easy been the top dog in a pound of virtual mongrels. There is always some mutt nipping at your heels.

Excellent comeback there Bushpig I like that turn of phrase though by definition it does imply you are the biggest baddest mongrel in the pack.   Who could argue!!!

 



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Posted By: billfish
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 11:18am
Sorry AC.  Only one knobend award per month and then all is forgotten. 


Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 11:40am
Quote: Originally posted by A C on 26 January 2006
And for next month we'll take "Billy-no-bearing" for top candidate.



You would have thought the current custodian of this award would have used his deductive powers to scoop out this event as it was a far more interesting and funny story than bungs left out of a boat. But no, he is lazy. Just went for the easy out this month.

Rumour has it, he is wanting out of the job as he is worried people wont like him if he awards them the bog seat.

Perhaps it time for a new custodian ?


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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 12:25pm

Everyone Duck

Theres a Dummy being spat from Kaiwaka......should reach downtown Auckland sometime this afternoon he spat it so hard



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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.


Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 12:27pm
I think we should Igor Yusucov do the toilet seat. Then she can come back to Swashies with us again.

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Posted By: MADNESS
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 12:49pm

he sure doesn't like to be racked up about his sleeping

maybe he should

 



Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 5:29pm
yes Mr BP
a comeback that was well thought out and laced with just the right ammount or insult


Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 5:47pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 26 January 2006
Quote: Originally posted by A C on 26 January 2006And for next month we'll take "Billy-no-bearing" for top candidate.




Perhaps it time for a new custodian ?




You stepping up to the rostrum ?

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Posted By: billfish
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 10:10pm

No not me.  I'm to easily bought. 

Plus kerren or Piglet or pdsQ or you would end up with the award every month.  And that would be boring.

No I think Phats' is doing a fantastic job.  Bloody good chap that bloke.  I feel he has ruled on BP quite fairly and impartially.  Did I mention what a top bloke he was?

(That should keep me out of harms way for a while)

Hey:  Whatever happened to The Bells?  They ever turn up?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 9:28am
"Hey: Whatever happened to The Bells? They ever turn up?"

probably laying not to far away from Piglets dummy somewhere along Vulcan lane?

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Posted By: Naki
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 10:12am

Dem Bells.. dem bells.

Seem to recall a seagull flew away with them on a charter a couple of years ago.

CJ maybe able to shed more light on the subject.



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Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 10:24am
Naki, I seem to remember the gull that flew into the cabin swiping them.

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