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    Posted: 21 Aug 2005 at 11:00am
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I would like nominate the sadist known as Ski for the/a award this month. He has shown abnormal cruelty in missleading someone(his employer) about his tackle and as Jo has mentioned, therefore admitting to playing with another mans tackle
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Duly noted and considered

As usual Ski, you have the chance to bribe me with beer, otherwise...you could well be in trouble

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thank you oh great one with great wisdom
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surely someone has done somethin worse than playing a practical joke on someone specially someone who deserved it!!i could always keep my cheeky little pranks to myself but then nobody else would get to enjoy them ha ha ha ha...where we drinkin at phat one?i could be bribed not to back me 150 horses  of yamaha power up to the starboard side of a certain ramco outsider and hit the tilt button and 4000 rpms to see  how long the phatmarine  takes to submerge.....keep ya lifejacket handy big boy!!!
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yip I had wild sex wow what an achievment being married an all.
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Quote: Originally posted by SKI on 22 August 2005
surely someone has done somethin worse than playing a practical joke on someone specially someone who deserved it!!i could always keep my cheeky little pranks to myself but then nobody else would get to enjoy them ha ha ha ha...where we drinkin at phat one?i could be bribed not to back me 150 horses  of yamaha power up to the starboard side of a certain ramco outsider and hit the tilt button and 4000 rpms to see  how long the phatmarine  takes to submerge.....keep ya lifejacket handy big boy!!!
Stand up when your talking to me little man
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oh stop it will you i just wet my pants but yeah ski STAND up to him lol.
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can I nominate myself?

For being turned down for a job at Inland Revenue, a hated government department with whom we all deal with on a virtually daily basis in some shape or form, reputed to be full of dry stuffy shirts and inhuman pencils pushers for being.......................................................................................


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i nominate blue mel mel for standing up all the shoreboyz again and again and again at toots
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I nominate Ski for being stupid enough to threaten the guy handing out the award.

Not to mention threatening to do something really stupid on the water.

Not to mention not even bothering to stand up while talking.

Lets face it

Your screwed

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hey hey hey phatboy you brought the mercury!!!and on a unpontooned vessel whos screwed !!!!
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Quote: Originally posted by Blue Asparagus on 22 August 2005
yip I had wild sex wow what an achievment being married an all.



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Oh yeah, I forgot your theory

and I qoute

"If I hit a container going full noise I will still not sink".....  hahahaha, muppet

Hey Shorty, when was the last time your "superior" boat caught any fish anyway ??

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Quote: Originally posted by SKI on 23 August 2005
i nominate blue mel mel for standing up all the shoreboyz again and again and again at toots

SKI - I seriously think you should reconsider and instead nominate KSi who 'forgot' to pick me up - all this after cancelling my plans already that evening so that I could come along and view the many antics of the Shore Boyz!!!

Very disappointed!!

 

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A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
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I nominate you Phatso - reason I can't explain just yet.

Unveiling next week

 

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na give it to mel being stood ups a slap in da face!!and besides it will do good to give the toilet seat to a woman it could do with a clean afterall the dirty p...s that have had it recently!!!
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great post Ski

and I thought I was the sexest one
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The toilet seats dirty??? If it's Phatso's toilet seat we're talking about here it is going to need a thorough wash down after I was yabbering to me mate Ralph last night.
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