It appears a bugger up was made in the presenting of Builders Toilet seat award to CJ
Apparently the current Holder of the "Forum Trip Toilet Seat" is the sole Judge and Jury of who the recipient is for the trip following thier Cok up.....these rules decided by Builder who made said Trophy
Therefore it should be known that Boulder ( holder from Smokehouse Bay trip ) decided at Swashies on Tuesday that Bender is now the proud owner of Builders magnificent trophy for his impersonation of a Bird regurgitating into a nest at Tutukaka
I will still be making the Monthly award to the person I feel is most deserving over the next couple of days
This month Im asking you all to help decide
Contenders are
CJ........for the reasons he was awarded the Toots award first time round
Tobes & or Swanie.............for multiple cok ups in one trip
Ski............Spat the Dummy so far last month when he won we are still looking for it
KingfishSi......fished for 3 days at Toots and caught naught.......his boat leaked Petrol and took on water
Vote below but let it be known I am about to go into "negotiations" with Tobes
CJ, For being the helpful, considerate lad that he is.... deserves this award like no other.
CJ for leaving because the weather was going to be too bad! - Saturday's conditions were awesome and the beer was cold.
DA
Haha boys I took the dunny seat home, huge and spectacular trophy that it is, and removed a painting at the top of the stairs and hung the seat on the wall. The missus was out. When she came in she was somewhat nonplussed. What the **** is that thing she gently warbled.
Even funnier, she couldn't get it down because the chain on the back that it hangs on got caught in the clip on the wall and it wouldn't come off. So I left it there for a day ... but her sense of humour started to run out.
Worst thing was I had to admit to the entire family what the award was for. Try telling your teenage sons, who worship the very ground you walk on ... to whom you are a God, a deity, someone on a high pinnacle...
...that you are in reality a chundering old fool who can't hold his piss.
I blame the bad, bad men on this forum for my misfortune.
Bender........What have I told you about Calling people on here Bad men ?
Ring Ring........Its for you, its the Pot Calling the Kettle
And dont worry, Im picking your boys have known you are a chundering old fool who can't hold his piss for quite some time
Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 30 September 2005
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