Good one John Key
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Topic: Good one John Key
Posted By: rocko
Subject: Good one John Key
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 5:46pm
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10720511...
First one to comment about uncle helens motokana to a session of man hugs in the mud.... now this for piss up and feed in hamilton? .......
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Posted By: ThomasW
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 6:09pm
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Does not really bother me. I doubt it would have cost the tax power anything in real terms, the hours flown (and fuel) would have been allocated and used anyway. Just something a little different then routine flying exercises.
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Posted By: rocko
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 6:31pm
Dont think thats the point man.. they all just as bad as one another ..
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Posted By: family affair
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 6:32pm
man who here wouldnt do it if they could? id be flying everywere in it checking the sea conditions etc
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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 6:36pm
what laws did it break? what laws did Hellens drive break? Keys hasnt denied it or said he was working at the time
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Posted By: rocko
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 6:50pm
Barrie wrote:
what laws did it break? what laws did Hellens drive break? Keys hasnt denied it or said he was working at the time
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speed laws helens drive broke... for F Kn rugby match.... any plain bloke from the burbs would have lost his licence and the book thrown at him... you guys missing the point here........Or am i the wrong person to have posted a thread about it? Im a f..Kn hard working tax payer just like the rest of you..Double standards shown by those we all vote in for power.. no wonder the countrys F..kd like it is.. if you choose to support it then more fool you guys... dont like it and i dont have too..
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Posted By: long john
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 6:51pm
he's the head of state. We ain't so mickey mouse that he should have to catch a bus? Cheaper than Airforce One?
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Posted By: o'toole
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 6:58pm
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Agree with Militaris.. Pilot would have loved the change in routine I would imagine. Thought it was good to see the airforce out and about actually.
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Posted By: ThomasW
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 6:58pm
rocko wrote:
Barrie wrote:
what laws did it break? what laws did Hellens drive break? Keys hasnt denied it or said he was working at the time
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speed laws helens drive broke... for F Kn rugby match.... any plain bloke from the burbs would have lost his licence and the book thrown at him... you guys missing the point here........Or am i the wrong person to have posted a thread about it? Im a f..Kn hard working tax payer just like the rest of you..Double standards shown by those we all vote in for power.. no wonder the countrys F..kd like it is.. if you choose to support it then more fool you guys... dont like it and i dont have too..
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She was a passenger, How could she have broken speeding laws?
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Posted By: Rockstar from Mars
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 6:59pm
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Who cares pathetic thread spend more time fishing less time moaning
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Posted By: Kezza
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 7:05pm
jetskiauckland wrote:
Who cares pathetic thread spend more time fishing less time moaning |
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Posted By: Muppet
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 7:18pm
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Could be a whole lot less sections then eh!
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Posted By: rocko
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 7:20pm
Militaris wrote:
rocko wrote:
Barrie wrote:
what laws did it break? what laws did Hellens drive break? Keys hasnt denied it or said he was working at the time
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speed laws helens drive broke... for F Kn rugby match.... any plain bloke from the burbs would have lost his licence and the book thrown at him... you guys missing the point here........Or am i the wrong person to have posted a thread about it? Im a f..Kn hard working tax payer just like the rest of you..Double standards shown by those we all vote in for power.. no wonder the countrys F..kd like it is.. if you choose to support it then more fool you guys... dont like it and i dont have too..
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She was a passenger, How could she have broken speeding laws? | Called setting an example... do you enjoy your boss laying down the law then not giving a **** breaking every one of them him/her self? same thing..
I aint moaning just making a point here which seems to ok for some and not others...
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Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 7:31pm
At least he didn't request the 757... that would have been taking the piss
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Posted By: Gareth27934
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 7:49pm
family affair wrote:
man who here wouldnt do it if they could? id be flying everywere in it checking the sea conditions etc |
Yeah nah. If you fly in them often enough you get to hear lots of bells and whistles that mean it's all turning bad. As they age, you get more whistles and bells on every flight until one pilot is only turning off lights and pushing circuit breakers back in.
If your in the back and the crewcheif starts pushing breakers in and turning off lights then you might wanna get out, Not when it lands, NOW.
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Posted By: long john
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 8:17pm
yeah, military choppers crash all the time.....not
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Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 8:35pm
Militaris wrote:
Does not really bother me. I doubt it would have cost the tax power anything in real terms, the hours flown (and fuel) would have been allocated and used anyway. Just something a little different then routine flying exercises.
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As loathed as I am to have to admit it and for the first time in my time here on the forum I find myself agreeing with Militaris 
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Posted By: Raumatibeach
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2011 at 8:56pm
Moocha wrote:
Militaris wrote:
Does not really bother me. I doubt it would have cost the tax power anything in real terms, the hours flown (and fuel) would have been allocated and used anyway. Just something a little different then routine flying exercises.
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As loathed as I am to have to admit it and for the first time in my time here on the forum I find myself agreeing with Militaris 
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Posted By: Haydan
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2011 at 6:05am
Good on him I say;
didn't cost us a cent extra, got him to the event on time thereby helping out the organisers of the event (?) reduced conjestion on the motor ways making it better for the Jaffas. Gave some airforce dudes a bit of a thrill from the normal flights they would otherwise be carrying out gave people a bit of a spectacle to see. Gave me something to talk about and argue with other people about at the "water cooler".
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Posted By: Gareth27934
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2011 at 3:36pm
long john wrote:
yeah, military choppers crash all the time.....not |
I've been in enough choppers on SAR exercises and ops to know how close some are to dying. Used to be able to get 9 SAR team members in a huey, now you can only get 5 as they are derated to preserve the airframe.
Yeah they don't crash all the time, Except last ANZAC day........
But there are lots that come close to it that you don't hear about.
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Posted By: Grunta
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2011 at 6:50pm
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And just back to Rocko's original point - how convenient is it to forget that Key donates his salary to charity, apparently picks up heaps of his expenses... etc
This was a beat-up from an desperate opposition in tatters and mediocre media with nothing much to report - politics aside, I can't for the life of me see why anyone could get upset over the Prime Minister making sure he's as available for as many important events and functions as possible. Dammed if you do and dammed if you don't but good on him for what is clearly a full on commitment - bet he doesn't get much time for fishing!
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Posted By: of2fsh
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2011 at 9:03pm
Finatic wrote:
At least he didn't request the 757... that would have been taking the piss
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try and land a 757 at hamilton airport have to run the sheep off first
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Posted By: snapper14
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2011 at 9:07pm
wot Grunta said...
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Posted By: MeCrazy
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2011 at 10:58pm
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Heated seats on Crown limos, chopper rides, BIG DEAL! Like as if JK is hard up for these things. Grunta is spot on; the opposition and media here is simply pathetic.
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Posted By: Kezza
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2011 at 11:13pm
10/10 Grunta....
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Posted By: Uncle
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2011 at 11:45pm
Grunta wrote:
- bet he doesn't get much time for fishing!
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Heli-fishing Grunta. He nips over to the Barrier after work on Saturdays, but only during daylight savings
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Posted By: terry66
Date Posted: 02 May 2011 at 7:05pm
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You all miss the point entirely. When this government is cutting costs in every direction it is not appropiate to do sh*t like this, it is hypocritical expecting everyone else to cut costs except them!
As for key donating his salery, he earns more than that in a month from his other interests and once he's finished as PM will never have to work again.
Still just what i'ld expect from nat supporters with your couple of rental properties and family trusts! 
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Posted By: Grunta
Date Posted: 02 May 2011 at 9:33pm
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Sure, our Prime Minister should've ridden a bike to Hamilton and handwritten a special card for the other event he would've missed.
I think it's pretty obvious who's missed the point Terry.
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Posted By: brown
Date Posted: 02 May 2011 at 11:02pm
Grunta wrote:
And just back to Rocko's original point - how convenient is it to forget that Key donates his salary to charity, apparently picks up heaps of his expenses... etc
This was a beat-up from an desperate opposition in tatters and mediocre media with nothing much to report - politics aside, I can't for the life of me see why anyone could get upset over the Prime Minister making sure he's as available for as many important events and functions as possible. Dammed if you do and dammed if you don't but good on him for what is clearly a full on commitment - bet he doesn't get much time for fishing! |
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Posted By: terry66
Date Posted: 03 May 2011 at 1:41pm
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grunta there is no reason to take a helicopter. there was no great rush he could have driven like most people do. This is not America or Australia where the distance is an issue. Key is just a face who wants all the perks and fun he can get!! This is not the actions of a resposible government but then again we are in NZ!1
When you go to a government department for something and its not there as its a "thing thats nice to have" but not what this government wants to pay for let me know! especially when its your mother wanting a wheelchair or the like!
you also mention that is great that he attends important events etc...what like the hamilton V8s and a christian music festivals? your on crack right?
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Posted By: Jimmy James
Date Posted: 03 May 2011 at 2:11pm
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Ah Terry, you are so far of the mark its amusing.
There is every reason to take a helicopter. He is the Prime Minister, with the baubles that office holds he go where he likes how likes. Thats what the public of NZ offered him when we voted him in. Do you seriously think that a family man who has done incredibly well as a business man all over the world is going to these events 7 days and nights a week for " perks and fun".
How can you belittle him for being successful? If everyone in this country had the drive and ambition to succeed like he does and has then maybe we could afford more of the 'nice to haves'?
With the things going on around NZ at the time he was exactly what we needed as a leader - public facing, honest and open - everything that the opposition aren't, and certainly weren't when they were in power.
Sorry you have had a bad experience somewhere along the way Terry but Govt depts need to draw a line somewhere otherwise we will continue to have the bloated public service we are now cutting down after so many years of self service.
My bit over.
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Posted By: terry66
Date Posted: 03 May 2011 at 7:58pm
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jimmy i didnt belittle him his success! he has definately come from very poor beginnings and worked for what he has!!
it does not change the fact he is a very very wealthy man and he leaves polotics will earn much more on speaking tours and the like.
he is going to these events for self promotion plain and simple so he's not fooling anyone!! and him going where he likes when he likes how he likes is NOT what the public offered him when national was elected.
As for bloated public services..my god do you have any idea at all what these services provide? all the services being cut have always operated within their budgets and provided good service. If key is re elected and he then has the magic word of the moment..."mandate"there will be wholsale changes and privatisations as they have already hinted at!!
Just because the last government was slack is no reason to excuse this governments actions.
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Posted By: C A
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 4:34pm
good on ya terry66, glad im not the only one who can see through the crock of s**t that is john key and national
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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 5:39pm
interesting comments today by Philly Goffs mates Knocking National for the BMW deal again and slagging the BMW people under palimentry privilages. Then having Key answer them on radio. Difference was that Goffs mates cant be sued but Key can.... wonder whos telling the truth. On the same topic, Labour signed and arranged the BMW deal while they were in power I wish we had an opposition
Yes certianly a crock alrite... Just pleased that they labour has 2 supporters
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Posted By: worksux
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 6:51pm
English pissed me of tonite when asked, are parliamentarians going to cut their tax payer funded supper when they cut the Kiwi saver, Answer as expected NO. I see that for $1.00 they contribute the tax payer puts in $2.50. Hardly fair is it.
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Posted By: STEVIE WONDER
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 6:55pm
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Make that 3 labour supporters.His security entourage went on holiday as well. Security more than half over his budget.And Jimmy James where in the manifesto does it state that we voted him in to take helicopter rides? Give Aunty Helen her due.When she went on holiday it was all private.Key is a show off who once compared himself to Obama.Not even close where brain matter is concern. Key is regarded as the joker amongst world leaders.This country is going to the dogs and people is to blind to see the effect of the current mismanagement in government.no wonder our people is leaving in droves to Aus.
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Posted By: worksux
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 7:19pm
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Maybe if the Labour party never bought votes with things like abolishing interest on student loans, or bringing in working for families, or buying back a broken arsed railways, or the Greenies stop hugging tree's so the gov can get minerals. Trouble with this country is the harder you work the more your punished to support lazy arsed people who will not try to even try.
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Posted By: STEVIE WONDER
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 7:29pm
WFF is a good thing if given to who it was intended for.Too many rich people has abused it because it is /was badly administered.Don't tell me that you have never received WFF, because it is refunded as part of your tax refund.Any tax payer is entitled to it.Even you worksux.I'm sure you have received it without you even knowing you did
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Posted By: Capt Asparagus
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 8:07pm
Does the government need to make cutbacks in services etc? Probably.... how much damage has been done in this chch eq? That has to be paid for from somewhere. Did Helen have protection when she went on holidays? I bet she did. It is like Labour saying she never had any in parliament.... but then there came that whole string of pics of Uncle Helen in parliament with her minders in the background. Did dip. protection go over budget. Yep. Is that good? Nope. Did they ever go over budget under Labour... yep, in fact more so. Oh how soon Labour hopes we forget! Is the economy in the loo.... quite likely. Why? Too small a population and too much infrastructure and welfare needs to be shared around. Will increasing the basic wage help? Nope. It just means more small businesses will either go under or stop hiring. We look with jealousy at the prosperity in Aussie, and rightly so. However, their wealth comes from mining the huge natural resources they have freely to hand in that vast continent. That is what is propping up their whole economy. If they were no longer allowed to mine ores, then I wonder how long they would last before the effluvula impacted the oscillatory ventilation aid. We in this wee land are not allowed to even know what may be here, oh dear no precious!
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Posted By: of2fsh
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 8:50pm
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if you think labour will do any better you are truly away with the fairies,Phil Goff is about as much use as 55 knts of wind to a man with a 12 ft boat...85 people will get laid off from a large company in whangarei in 2 weeks,john key cant help and phill goff definatly cant, hes to busy pissing and moaning about BMW cars.
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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 8:53pm
Ok how about this then No personal tax at all to company owners that employ over say 100 people. What dose this do? it encourages people to set up business here in NZ rather that over seas in other words 100 people of the dole and paying tax as well as earning money for the NZ economy now before you jump up and down, think about the jobs that were lost in the Hawkes Bay with Watties and all the call centers over seas. This has just come to me as a thought after half a bottle of red so its certianly not too well thought out but possibly worth thinking about?
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Posted By: of2fsh
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 8:57pm
company owners who have over 100 staff have already found ways not to pay personal tax thats how they got in the situation of owning a company that employs 100 staff
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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 9:01pm
yeah so where to from here, what this country needs is a straight shooter in the house, no not a racist like Hone and Winston tried but got shot down as he went for the jugular on bad advice from his advisors, but yes a straight shooter not afraid of saying how it is, Goff is an idiot J.K has let me down as no doubt alot of you out there, but who would get my vote now mmmmm I dunno, I dont like the way that JK is advised to sell off assets etc to make the books look good, then today we hear from the finance minister that you and I will need to pay more for our retirement, when asked about the subsidy for those in the house "no we wont be touching ours that would be unfair on parlimantarians [sp]. what do they earn again, hell a back bencher gets alot more than me. so who do we vote for, mmmmm, I supose we cant have our cake and eat it too, no wonder people are heading to aussie in droves. It has crossed my mind many times a pleb earns as much as me in aussie and I would love a senior officers wage for sure it is alot of money from where I sit right now.
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Posted By: Capt Asparagus
Date Posted: 12 May 2011 at 10:07pm
Aussie has always been the better pay though.... but that is to keep them in that place.... spiders, snakes, crocs, cyclones, floods and fires. Any sane person would live here! :-)
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Posted By: Dagwood
Date Posted: 13 May 2011 at 6:42am
I've never seriously thought of moving to Aussi and could never understand why immediate members of my family have done it. Currently I'm beginning to feel like the the emotional side is starting to loose the battle with the logical side. I'm certainly stealing myself for the comparison of their budget with ours. Bloody sad and very worrying...
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Posted By: rocko
Date Posted: 15 May 2011 at 9:24am
Doesnt matter who gets in the all as bad as each other.. national just setting labour up to take another hit as labour did to them...personally i d like to bomb the lot of them.. As B A posted.. JK is Accountant.. not matter what he does the books gota look good not the future... whats selling off more SOE going to acheive?? run the country on the lowest bidder?This country is rapidly choking its self to death and a round building is holding onto the rope.
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Posted By: Clutch
Date Posted: 15 May 2011 at 10:28am
Blue Asparagus wrote:
yeah so where to from here, what this country needs is a straight shooter in the house, no not a racist like Hone and Winston tried but got shot down as he went for the jugular on bad advice from his advisors, but yes a straight shooter not afraid of saying how it is, Goff is an idiot J.K has let me down as no doubt alot of you out there, but who would get my vote now mmmmm I dunno, I dont like the way that JK is advised to sell off assets etc to make the books look good, then today we hear from the finance minister that you and I will need to pay more for our retirement, when asked about the subsidy for those in the house "no we wont be touching ours that would be unfair on parlimantarians [sp]. what do they earn again, hell a back bencher gets alot more than me. so who do we vote for, mmmmm, I supose we cant have our cake and eat it too, no wonder people are heading to aussie in droves. It has crossed my mind many times a pleb earns as much as me in aussie and I would love a senior officers wage for sure it is alot of money from where I sit right now.
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This is reason enough for me not to vote for Key. Anyone who has indicated their intention to sell off SOEs will NOT be getting my vote. Changes to Kiwisaver only stengthen my resolve.
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Posted By: rocko
Date Posted: 15 May 2011 at 10:43am
Changes to kiwi saver dont exactly do much eather.. why should we keep forking over hard earned reddies when the government isnt keeping up to there end of the bargin?
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Posted By: Capt Asparagus
Date Posted: 15 May 2011 at 1:48pm
I strongly suspect that if it were possible, the govt...ANY govt, would just love to be able to spend more on kiwi saver and SOEs and so on.... but hell, times are tough, and the country really is pretty much like any family, and if the money isn't coming in, cuts or changes have to be made. Everyone complains about hard times etc, but then acts amazed that the govt doesn't have the money to spend on projects. Add in billions of damage done by the EQ down south that is going to burn up money needed elsewhere, and what do you really expect?
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Posted By: rocko
Date Posted: 15 May 2011 at 1:52pm
EQ didnt happen when Kiwi saver was planed or brought in... if they Knew the country was so far up **** creek which it has been for many years point is why start something they know they cant finnish?
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Posted By: mouthu
Date Posted: 16 May 2011 at 1:56pm
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i agree with most of you, but why are we up **** creek to start with? i don't think it's the total fault of those with the empty purse strings currently, weren't they shown the books and then probably thought 'we're ****ed'
show what use it was having a school teacher for a finance minster didn't it.
anyhow, back to the original post about the leader of the country using a helicopter to get around, why the hell not? he's the leader of this unfortunate nation that most of us are hap;py to call home. while using the helicopter, his driver (pilot) wasn't endangering anyone by drivingat idiot speeds for no good reason than the boss was late. how bad would it have been for his predesessor to have been late for the rugby? Not, no one would've given a toss, I don't go to the rugby to see the PM or anyone except those playing.
time to build yourselves some bridges people andget over it, if you aren't going to stand for parliament, what's the point? Go fishing.
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