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I got a bit of a fright when BA yelled at me for not doing another interview, so not wanting the bash I popped on over to Kingyqueens place for some tea, scones and an interview.
 
This is what she had to say:
 

Kingyqueen, you’ve had a fairly controversial time here so far, what do you enjoy most about the fishing.net forums?


EVERYTHING!!! especially all the lads and their humour

What do you like least about the forums?


Now I know you're just setting me up for trouble here...

KQ, fess up about your TAS addiction, how many fishing sets do you own?


next question :S
 

What is your favourite set?


hmm, maybe not next question...

Softbaits, baits or jiggy jigs?


Well, i do enjoy getting jiggy with it but I still love bait. REAL bait.

Snapper, Kingfish or Marlin?


Are you kidding me?? Used to be kingys before I got marlin fever..  


Have you ever caught a gurnard?


I've caught loads of em. Cute lil buggers.

Holden, Ford or Hyundai?


No competition. HOLDEN.

Rugby, League or Lawn Bowls?


Hmmm, now this is a hard question as they are all so hardcore... pfffft. LEAGUE without a doubt.

Abba, Engelbert or AC/DC?


Hahahaha, all of the above??

Rum, beer or fancy drinks with rude as names?


I dont drink anymore but I really used to love vodka and ****sucking cowboys, mm mmmmm


Think about this one carefully KQ … who is the hottest moderator?


Aw gees, they're all so hawwwt.

The perfect answer Kiongyqueen, I'll send you 5 complimentary ban cheats for that.

 
Name the last 5 websites you visited.


gulfgroup.co.nz
fishing.net
stuff.co.nz
****hub.com
oh wait, howd that get in there....
gmail.com 
 


How did you get into fishing and what is it about fishing that you enjoy most?


Well, my ex used to fish and i wanted to give it a go, so the first night I did, I caught 11 snapper (2 were throwbacks) and obviously I just got the bug. You either love it or hate it. Best thing about it? Just being there on the water or on the rocks or beach with not care in the world til something awesome breaks you off, grrrr.

What is the biggest fish you have caught?


Im still crying over the blue marlin i lost.... does that count?


No it doesn't, can i have some more scones please?

 
Sure Smudge, you want any extras with that?
 
Yes please, jam and whipped cream would be nice.
 
Do you do the whole deal – tying, turning, gaffing, gutting?


Yes.

What do you consider your ultimate fishing goal?


That damn blue marlin and Ronos lure back hahahaha.

How many times have you had to empty your inbox?


About 3

I often get a good laugh out of reading the forums, usually just before I ban someone! What’s the funniest line you remember reading here?


Usually anything from moocha or ski or bender... chubby is as chubby does was a good one, LMAO

What is the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard?


"Did it hurt?" to which i replied "did what hurt?"
"when you fell from heaven?"
to which i then said "is it gonna hurt?" to which dork replied "does what hurt?"
"when i put my foot up your A** so hard you'll be spittin toenails for a week".
He got the picture.
 

John, Helen or Winnie?


I voted John. Reason for Key?? I saw that he liked fishing. 
 

Thanks for your time Kingyqueen, as always it has been a pleasure for you to be interviewed by me.


No no, the pleasure is all yours.

 

And indeed it was a pleasure Kingyqueen.

OK boys, who’s up for the translation? We need to know what she really meant!
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Well you have just leaped up 126.4 places on my approval rating thank god you said Holdens  not that other filthy Ho brand beginning with F (and not flat), not a drinker either huh ...well mr bourbon and I say bottoms up to you tonight  and I will have another for us both in that case LOL.

and as for ****hub.com you may want to try ****load.com its far more comprehensive or so I believe  LOL

Great read that your majesty a few chuckles there, nice one Thumbs%20Up

PS - you never mentioned you could bake,  put the kettle on and whip up another batch of Cheese scones please with fresh cream   LOL

Nice one Smudge  a good choice and not before time I know BA was looking to lay the back of his hand on you if it wasn't done in a timely fashion  LOLWink he is a bad man and will be disappointed not to get a bit of slap  n tickle  out of ya LOL



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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm Skype will run hot tomorrow with translation suggestionsWink
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Great interview, especially the Holden bit...
 
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Great read!
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Kingyqueen makes the subject line again...how could this not be a good read Big%20smile LOL
 
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Originally posted by smudge smudge wrote:

I got a bit of a fright when BA yelled at me for not doing another interview, so not wanting the bash I popped on over to Kingyqueens place for some tea, scones and an interview.
 
This is what she had to say:
 

Kingyqueen, you’ve had a fairly controversial time here so far, what do you enjoy most about the fishing.net forums?


EVERYTHING!!! especially all the lads and their humour


Translation: Getting banned and coming back.


What do you like least about the forums?


Now I know you're just setting me up for trouble here...


Translation: The lack of nurses uniforms  Wink


KQ, fess up about your TAS addiction, how many fishing sets do you own?


next question :S


Translation: None, but I have 15 nurses uniforms and a couple of others I cant mention.

 

What is your favourite set?


hmm, maybe not next question...


Translation: Skimpy set, the small string ones, I think they call soft baits. You pervs were thinking something else weren't you.


Softbaits, baits or jiggy jigs?


Well, i do enjoy getting jiggy with it but I still love bait. REAL bait.


Translation: There is nothing like the real thing. Rubber is good but..............


Snapper, Kingfish or Marlin?


Are you kidding me?? Used to be kingys before I got marlin fever.. 


Translation: I am going to have another tanty if I dont get one soon ( fish you pervs)


Have you ever caught a gurnard?


I've caught loads of em. Cute lil buggers.


Translation: I have heard about your perversion and gurnard Smudge. 


Holden, Ford or Hyundai?


No competition. HOLDEN.


Translation: I am a real westie


Rugby, League or Lawn Bowls?


Hmmm, now this is a hard question as they are all so hardcore... pfffft. LEAGUE without a doubt.


Translation: Rugby is for queers


Abba, Engelbert or AC/DC?


Hahahaha, all of the above??


Translation: Who let this gurnard pervert in my house?


Rum, beer or fancy drinks with rude as names?


I dont drink anymore but I really used to love vodka and ****sucking cowboys, mm mmmmm


Translation: Bail conditions wont allow me alcohol


Think about this one carefully KQ … who is the hottest moderator?


Aw gees, they're all so hawwwt.


Translation: Dirty Uncle San...........................


The perfect answer Kiongyqueen, I'll send you 5 complimentary ban cheats for that.

 
Name the last 5 websites you visited.


gulfgroup.co.nz
fishing.net
stuff.co.nz
****hub.com
oh wait, howd that get in there....
gmail.com 
 


How did you get into fishing and what is it about fishing that you enjoy most?


Well, my ex used to fish and i wanted to give it a go, so the first night I did, I caught 11 snapper (2 were throwbacks) and obviously I just got the bug. You either love it or hate it. Best thing about it? Just being there on the water or on the rocks or beach with not care in the world til something awesome breaks you off, grrrr.


Translation; Meeting men that wear nurses uniforms, "waves at M..........."


What is the biggest fish you have caught?


Im still crying over the blue marlin i lost.... does that count?


Translation:  <insert tanty over marlin>


No it doesn't, can i have some more scones please?

 
Sure Smudge, you want any extras with that?

Translation: Dont you have a home to go to?
 
Yes please, jam and whipped cream would be nice.
 
Do you do the whole deal – tying, turning, gaffing, gutting?


Yes.


Translation: We are talking fishing?


What do you consider your ultimate fishing goal?


That damn blue marlin and Ronos lure back hahahaha.


Translation: Getting one of the Toots winning lures


How many times have you had to empty your inbox?


About 3


Translation: Now I have done this you will stop sending me PM's wont you?


I often get a good laugh out of reading the forums, usually just before I ban someone! What’s the funniest line you remember reading here?


Usually anything from moocha or ski or bender... chubby is as chubby does was a good one, LMAO


Translation: I am seriously disturbed. I understand what those 3 say Wacko


What is the worst pick up line you’ve ever heard?


"Did it hurt?" to which i replied "did what hurt?"
"when you fell from heaven?"
to which i then said "is it gonna hurt?" to which dork replied "does what hurt?"
"when i put my foot up your A** so hard you'll be spittin toenails for a week".
He got the picture.


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Originally posted by Kenzo Kenzo wrote:

KQ, you can ride on my boat, no worries...if you want....

 

John, Helen or Winnie?


I voted John. Reason for Key?? I saw that he liked fishing.


Translation: Winnie, Ski told me to vote that way

 
Thanks for your time Kingyqueen, as always it has been a pleasure for you to be interviewed by me.


No no, the pleasure is all yours.


Translation; Your leaving now?, please say you are

 

And indeed it was a pleasure Kingyqueen.

OK boys, who’s up for the translation? We need to know what she really meant!
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LOLLOLLOL
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Originally posted by kingyqueen kingyqueen wrote:

LOLLOLLOL
yes bushpig was at the interview tooLOL
 
Translation: twos company but threes allowed ..LOL
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Well done Bushpig.
 
You mean you understand what women really are saying Shocked...let the rest of us in on that skill will you LOL
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Originally posted by Moocha Moocha wrote:

Originally posted by kingyqueen kingyqueen wrote:

LOLLOLLOL
yes bushpig was at the interview tooLOL
 
Translation: twos company but threes allowed ..LOL
 
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BUT DICE GO UP TO 6!!better tho if the 1 gets redrilled to make a 3 and the 2  becomes a 4!! who said the dice werent loaded essay ...wheres my scones?
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Haaaaaa very good Bushie, I knew you wouldn't let me down...
17 hits in one day, this has to be the best interview result so far, I wonder why?
Thanks KQ, you're a good sort. When does the next batch go in the oven?
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Originally posted by smudge smudge wrote:

Haaaaaa very good Bushie, I knew you wouldn't let me down...
17 hits in one day, this has to be the best interview result so far, I wonder why?
Thanks KQ, you're a good sort. When does the next batch go in the oven?


She has to reduce a few carrots to pulp  first. 
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