julys toilet seat nominees
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Topic: julys toilet seat nominees
Posted By: tobez
Subject: julys toilet seat nominees
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 1:57pm
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ill start the ball rolling.. Mr Builder..... please stand up and tell everyone what you did!! We cant go past dishing out the toilet seat to the winner of the muppet award at smokehouse bay either...or is that too mean??? ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
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Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 2:01pm
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That was your team wasnt it tobez. Boulder won it for the team. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 2:06pm
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Of course SHB events will be taken into consideration so start telling your lies boys and girls ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 2:09pm
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I nominate Bushpig for 1: Being Bushpig 2: Being Bushpig 3: Getting hot and sweaty over a new member. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 2:37pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 06 July 2005 You get nominated for chasing Japanese school girls (deny it and I will post the PM) and been predictable in his nomination ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 2:43pm
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I was there first. They came after me. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 2:58pm
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everyone comes after you Bender ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 3:06pm
at least thats what his wife says  ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 3:07pm
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Funny, that's not what your wife says Bushie... Nor yours Phatso... ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Naki
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 3:16pm
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I think it should be a team award this month and it should go to team Sara Jill for leaving Boulder behind and for not teaching boulder how to tell the time. ------------- President of the "Pontoon Owners Club". I started off with nothing and now I still have most of it left!!! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 3:47pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 06 July 2005Oh good so you will be paying the kids maintenance ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 3:59pm
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think it should be a team award this month and it should go to team Sara Jill for leaving Boulder behind and for not teaching boulder how to tell the time. i think your on drugs or something naki.. what about 'the builders crack award'?, what was it swanie??....you had the classic line... ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 4:37pm
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two teams should share this months trophy.... Sara Jill for "Boulder Dash" + Fremar for "Here Fishey Fishey!" Of course this means that the Tight Five along with winning the team trophy comes up smelling of roses.. thank you! |
Posted By: Rockhopper
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 4:57pm
Quote: Originally posted by Kerren on 06 July 2005The "comatose five" sure as hell smelt of something and it wasn't roses. 
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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 7:34pm
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Kerren If I am indeed to be nominated, then it should be me on my lonesome as it was not the choice of the team to not collect payment from our missing in action team almost member. The team was good enough to wait for quite a while incase he turned up of phoned but in the end we had to be fair to Tobys team and get their final member there. The prone 5 should surely be nominated as well for their lack of staminar on the sunday and for altering start times after others had commited. Surely its not cricket to change the goal posts? Interesting smell those roses, plenty of manure used on them by the smell of things |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 7:51pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 06 July 2005 Gargle gargle swallow more like it ?? ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 7:53pm
Quote: Originally posted by Rockhopper on 06 July 2005 Your nose if far too close to your arse rocky, that was the odour you liked so much. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 8:00pm
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got your email Bazza and thanks for the heads up...will reply shortly! but as for the nomination it HAS to go to the whole shooting match after all there is no "I" in team....united you standm untited you fall blah blah!... 
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Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2005 at 8:08pm
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.united you standm untited you fall blah blah!... You 'ad a coupl'a sherberts already ?? Un-tit-ed........I like that one.  ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 8:17am
| I think it was at the fuel wharf tobes, when the lady was looking down into the boat and Boulder had a builders crack of about 20cm exposed, I noticed the sign on the pump saying no credit cards, Can't remember the exact comment but I'm sure you can make your own up starting with "Boulder, its cash only........" |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 9:16am
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Bugger me the trouble I seem to get into!!. There I was busy as a bee caching livies while Swannie {ex mate} and tobes were trying to digest their breakfast of medicinal herbs by indulging in a bit Island perving at anything that wasnt male when in my excitement I alledgedly bent over the side a bit far and flashed my card reader at the lady who by then had written the other three off and was checking out the better quality studs among us. Since I was only there for the fishing she of course got the "transaction declined" message. Cant believe you twisted ba$tards are trying to fit me for all three muppet awards at once. The toilet seat award , The SHBdunny seat award and I have already been given the muppet award at SHB. Which by the way ex mate swannie begged and groveled for supposedly for his son to play with but I know the truth> How does it go then Swannie. Bushpig I now understand why you are like you are and its a damn shame when these mongrels gang up on you and shower you with shyte Like me you are a fine upstanding talented fisherman going about your many and varied tasks with nothing but good intentions in your heart and they have to tear you down. Talk about the tall poppy sindrome Instead of getting even I am going to be positive and start the Bushpig admiration society for I now understand how he graciously takes and absorbs all the trivial shyte that flows on this site so as to leave the rest of you mongrels feeling superior. Leave them to their herb infused delusions eh Bushie> ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 9:20am
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Talk about the tall poppy sindrome Instead of getting even I am going to be positive and start the Bushpig admiration society for I now understand how he graciously takes and absorbs all the trivial shyte that flows on this site so as to leave the rest of you mongrels feeling superior. Leave them to their herb infused delusions eh Bushie> Short of buddies now Boulder ???. He'll crap on you when you least expect it. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 9:26am
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Yep AC I feel another Handle name change comming on this time it will have to be :little Jonney no mate: Either that or "the sh!t magnet" !!!! ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 9:29am
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Superiority breeds contempt from the inferior Boulder. I am a God among mere mortals. The clamber for my attention. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 9:34am
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 07 July 2005 Hahahahah, have you had some pie this morning ? ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 9:35am
Quote: Originally posted by A C on 07 July 2005 Need I say more Boulder ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 9:38am
Quote: Originally posted by Boulder on 07 July 2005 Or "sleepy" ?? By the way Boulder, who ever gets the SHB bog seat also has to wear the new handle issued by the judge and jury upon receipt of the award, for a period of not less than one month. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 9:40am
Quote: Originally posted by Bushpig on 07 July 2005 Just...can't...let...you....get....away.....with....that
OOhhh PUKE! ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2005 at 9:44am
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Thanks for the warning AC I feel another trip to lurkerland comming on will retire for a month and visit the only friend I Have left {be older slower}and leave the rest of you to do what you do best Play with yourselves!! ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2005 at 6:55am
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Come on, give me a hug brother, I know you need it, you know you want it. Young fulla loooooves the gift mate, big thanks. Just wish he didn't insist on racing it round on the wooden floors at (0)530. (in the morning). |
Posted By: Wefaknis
Date Posted: 18 Jul 2005 at 11:31am
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1 X vote for Barrie enters the Gurnard Guru, doesn't turn up to prize giving, cause he forgets his ticket, His Penn powerstick ( a spot prize ) waited for him for a few minutes, untill the words re-draw was issued. Cheers Wefaknis
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Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2005 at 8:04am
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Phatso I feel it is my duty to advise you that jake10 has admitted to being a deserved recipient in the tread 10 ways etc. please give this your most urgent attention. ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2005 at 8:55am
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make that two votes for Barrie ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2005 at 4:44pm
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I feel that it is my duty to nominate the prone 4 as they decided who was to be awarded the Trophy that The Builder so nicely made . They were the judge, jury and hangmen yet just couldnt be bothered turning up to excersize their most biased stitched up decisions. therefore I nominate AC as the bowl Squid as the seat Kerren as the water Bushpig as the thing that we're trying to flush |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2005 at 5:04pm
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oh you mean Mr Hankie? ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2005 at 5:08pm
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hahahaha...nice one barrie...what happened to billinda? ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2005 at 5:16pm
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Yeah 1 more vote for Barrie, it was a Penn Powerstick AND 320 reel.. ------------- Best gurnard fisherman in my street |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 23 Jul 2005 at 7:23am
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Billy at least tried to sew old boulder up Hes clean...sorry to say Exactly Smudge it was a penn |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 9:36am
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I put forward a nomination for PD Squid. Dropping his brand new Avet reel over the side of the boat. Only through share luck did he not lose it. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 10:10am
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"Only through share luck did he not lose it" the words are did not lose it! just as well I have the reflexes of a mad snake and managed to swiftly grabb the slippery little avet. If it was your one Mayor it surley would have made a new home for a crab!
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Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 10:30am
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Squid squid squid, The only reason it didnt go over the side, is the fact my live bait tank doesnt have a lid. You fumbled it, dropped it and watched it bounce off the transom. All the while, your mouth hung open, with a dumbstruck look on your face. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 11:02am
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Hahahahaha. Wonderful story telling from one or both of you lads leaves me torn who to beleive. An almost stuff up doesnt quite take the lead this month. So your safe for the moment PDS I am open to bribes tho Swine ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Jo.
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 11:44am
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ok who checks their reel seats now? ------------- Capitalisation is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."http://www.peoplefirst.org.nz/">People First New Zealand |
Posted By: CanadianJohn
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 1:59pm
i vote for bazza, just because i haven't had the pleasure of out fishing him lately. ------------- . |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 2:36pm
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Gesh, Im being stitched up worst than Boulder was. Whats the matter, you all scared of the prone 4. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 6:26pm
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Nah Barrie I vote for PDS as truly he should have got done for the Swannie exercise last month. The great god of muppets must have deceided to punish him himself and would have, were it not for bushies skill at leaving his live bait lid behind. At least thats my reading of the others pathetic attempts to deny. ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 6:54pm
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I was there at the scene of the crime mi-lud. PDS was merely demonstrating how to catch an object before it fell in the drink and dissapeared forever. The reel was an expensive prop used in "demonstration mode" only and a mock situation to coach piglet on the finer points and differences between -: A ) Lost Forever  B ) Just Testing C ) Hand to eye co-ordination  A lesson late to learn for the Mayor but hey, who are we to preach. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 7:19pm
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see what I mean This prone 4 is tighter than a hapuka rear end at 200 meters. These guys cover for each other more than is natural between males of normal persuation. I suppose that as long as they are comfortable in the closet that they live in, no harm is done |
Posted By: CanadianJohn
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 9:22pm
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good arguement barrie, i'm convinced. i change my vote to pds squid. ------------- . |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 Jul 2005 at 10:11pm
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Its a funny funny thing, but after a phone call today from an un named source suggesting we discuss it Sat avo at the wade. Im beginning to agree. Not that I am open to bribes of course. PDS could always front and plead his case ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 7:12am
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I see how it is AC. Lying to cover up for the muppets bungle. I thought you boys were way to close as barie has indicated. Phats give them a joint award ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 8:28am
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Phats give them a joint award Hope it's a Hong Kong joint award ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 3:47pm
| be plenty of joints awarded in Sydney at the Wakeman concert |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 6:03pm
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Do they hand out ear muffs and blindfolds Barrie ? ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 6:41pm
only to people that find you (and your type) offensive
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Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 7:11pm
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I can see Barrie with the verbal slanging that you insist on delivering to the tight five, personal attacks on my good character such as the one above that you have to be taught a virtual lesson. It's unusual for you to make such a personal statement but so be it, the gloves are off sunshine. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 7:12pm
Quote: Originally posted by CanadianJohn on 25 July 2005 You'd be the only one CJ, and that's only because you haven't fished for a while. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 7:13pm
Quote: Originally posted by Wefaknis on 18 July 2005 What do you expect Wefa, there was knitting to finish. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 7:14pm
Quote: Originally posted by Barrie on 22 July 2005 And Barrie as the item sitting on the seat. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 7:17pm
Quote: Originally posted by Barrie on 25 July 2005 Stitched up ?? don't you croched or knitted. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: CanadianJohn
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 7:17pm
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good point AC, i hadn't thought of that. i change my vote back to barrie. ------------- . |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 7:22pm
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yawn Is that your best shot ? desperation mate desperation The prone 4, by not turning up to their own hanging party should be striped from all future duties. Their protection and defence of fellow sleepers is noted by most and the ring of silence imposed is kept secure by the closet that they reside in. Come on AC... leave the closet and open up to the world. Back My BPs nomination for Squidly and be honest enough to admit that you guys stuffed up by not turning up to the hanging you organised... you will feel better I promise. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 7:53pm
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No. never, never I say......just can't do it. Well, maybe Bushpig deserves a nomination for trying to stitch up me old mate Squiddy. ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 26 Jul 2005 at 11:17pm
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Jesus !! Thats a bloody fair point AC. Care to discuss it over a beverage ?( I know thers a theme developing here ) I mean, lets face it....you me Piggy and Inky could surely find someone else to stitch up ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 27 Jul 2005 at 7:28am
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Phats, AC is protesting far to much and has posted way to many times trying to sway the judge and not once did he offer to buy you a beer. Thats a real slap in the face. Then blatantly lied when he said Quote: Originally posted by A C on 26 July 2005 Its a well knowen fact he is a bad bad man. Give him the award. Its obvious that no one will top that in the next 4 days so award it early and be done with it ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 27 Jul 2005 at 7:47am
| looks like I may be forced to shout BP a beer at some stage |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 27 Jul 2005 at 8:55am
Quote: Originally posted by Phatso on 26 July 2005 Of course we can and SWN ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 27 Jul 2005 at 8:57am
Quote: Originally posted by Barrie on 27 July 2005 Don't do it Barrie he'll want, well you know "extra's" ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 27 Jul 2005 at 9:21am
Quote: Originally posted by A C on 27 July 2005 You have me mistaken for you and your pot plant ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |