June Toilet seat nominations
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Topic: June Toilet seat nominations
Posted By: Phats
Subject: June Toilet seat nominations
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2005 at 11:51am
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Come on lads. I hear of a couple of goodies Fess up swiming Swanie ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
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Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2005 at 1:09pm
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Later guys, unlike you useless muppets, I have a busy day. All in good time......... It will be worth the wait. |
Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2005 at 1:51pm
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Another White Squal boarding ladder victim per chance??? ------------- I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05 |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2005 at 2:23pm
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I would like to nominate Bushpig Im sure he will do something this month that will warent it |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2005 at 2:45pm
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Isn't just being Bushpig enough?
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2005 at 4:29pm
| I stand corrected |
Posted By: Jo.
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2005 at 5:17pm
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yup, there has to be a toilet seat award for a guy whose wife prefers him to go fishing to staying home ------------- Capitalisation is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."http://www.peoplefirst.org.nz/">People First New Zealand |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2005 at 6:30pm
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I nominate Wizard for Spewing off the boat at least 5 ( five ) times and then being rude enough to catch the best fish. And ...Oshif for Spewing while still on land for gods sake ! ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2005 at 8:09pm
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Phatso .. be honest now matey. It has to be a joint award - Team Whippersnapper. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2005 at 8:36pm
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Did you forget that Saving that ladies life gave me Imunity for the rest of the year ? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Jo.
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2005 at 9:08pm
| nope, that just changes the colour to platinum |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2005 at 9:24pm
| Correction, best fish of the weekend, hence in the word of bender, redeeming myself, even if a little, to above you. Dan |
Posted By: Wizard
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2005 at 9:35pm
| Correction: best fish of the weekend. And even bender said that gave me a little redemption, at least enuf to rise above you. Any one agree??? Your being quiet ohsif. Dan |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2005 at 10:53pm
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Watch yourself Dan or you might recieve it for being a knob skiting about a fish not even in double figures. As I recall you went to 33metre foul and managed to catch zilchfish as did Ohsif ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 6:52am
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i hear a rumor down the garpaevine that jake10 decided to untwist his line by letting it out as they were coming home on a charter..instead of letting out the twisted bit our super jake lets the whole lot out. when time came to stop the line wizzing off his reel he couldnt as too much line out..'ping'! there goes 300m of jakes finest tackle....ooooops jakey..
and as for swanie going dunkies in a pink gimp suit...well. what the hell are you doing wearing a wet pink gimp suit... ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
..there are other ways of geeting a tas pass from the missus mate..Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 7:35am
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For my money, it must go to Swanie & PDS for helping him. ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 8:51am
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I agree ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 12:33pm
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same...but i never imagined that the sqiud would push our good frien swanie in the drink.>SHAME! ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 5:22pm
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Surely not Squid wouldnt do that.... I dont belive it now wait a minute hes one of the loose 3 or 4 or 5 isnt he. Give it to him Phats they all deserve it |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 6:36pm
| If Saint Swannie was not part of the pending SHB champion team Barrie I would be very tempted to tell you the full story and show you what an evil rascal PDS really is. Poor ST swanie was an innocent victim of foul play |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 6:53pm
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lies and more lies, I feel like Shane Warne ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: swanie
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 7:31pm
| Yeah right mate, and we are all stupid english slappers. I saw that look in your eyes as I was going over, "teach that bugger to outfish the mighty squid" was written all over your face. |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 7:35pm
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hahahahahahahhahahaa...classic ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 8:06pm
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Swanie, your only chance to avoid said award may well be to fess up to what transpired. If I have to make a joint award ( why do these "Joint" awards always have double meaning for the recipient ) , on hearsay and gossip then I will. I would rather have your full version, or PDS's for that matter of events to sort out "most worthy"
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 8:35pm
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yes good idea Phatty but this does not involve me. Bungle is missing from this picture. Technically it was your fault kinda swanie, was your Steinies you were forcing me to drink!! I just pushed the button, Bungle gave the order! ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2005 at 8:50pm
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Go on then PDS post your lies I will be an inderpendent judge as I was there Nah second thoughts PDS the villan Swannie the blushing pink innocent virgin I mean victim! |
Posted By: jake10
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2005 at 1:28am
yeah my faux pas is true mr tobez , took bad advice from those sodomites aye phatty, swanie 
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Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2005 at 6:34am
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passing the buck aye jakeey..nice ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2005 at 8:27am
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Hahahahahahaha Jake , the look on your face when it went "PING" was priceless ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Jo.
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2005 at 9:31am
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man I am soo safe in comparison. ------------- Capitalisation is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."http://www.peoplefirst.org.nz/">People First New Zealand |