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2011 july bogger noms

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Topic: 2011 july bogger noms
Posted By: skidoggg
Subject: 2011 july bogger noms
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2011 at 10:36am
been a while since any nomonations for the virtual bogseat and heres one that i thought was good enuf for the shb dunny seat .
 
step forward ROCKY !
 
Now last week  during the great barrier invitational pirate party  a certain blue boat known as "ORGASM"  decided it was a good idea to fish the mussel farms rather than poke outside the harbour into 40 knot winds and 2 meter swells , oh well fair enuf pebbles was on board and althogh rough seas induce seasickness and vomoting ( which can be great  for both berley and clenching fritters !) he decided on the clmness and tranquility of the mussel farms .
now these farms are pretty solidly built and anchored down pretty well ( except when the tsunamis turn up ) and any normal skipper would just pull up and tie a rope or 2 straight onto farm,but not ol ROCKY  oh no he thought it much  better to drop the anchor chain amongst the labarinth of musselfarm anchoring ropes ,i mean hey its just a push of a button and all ...
 
well sure enuf after a few fish take him into the ropes he decides its probably not the best spot to land a 20 lb karp cup winning snapper and tries to pull up the anchor again just the push of a button right ?
 
ha ha after an hour of tryin to free the chain from said mussel farm  the assistance of another forum boat was called for and eventually the "ORGASM" is set free ,
 
now there was several forum members to witness this worthy nomination and to top it off he didnt even bother to grab a bunch of mussels to chuck in the pot for the hungry pirates  as a bit of an entree  befor the maincourses  of spit roasted sheep and roasted potatoes at the banquet ...
heres one of an earlier attempt at tryin to snag the farm  with miltdog tryin to get in on the action !
now if you draw an imaginary line at where the mussel farm anchor rope must lie and then where ORGASMS  anchor rope must be ....well its not rocket science !
 
any other worthy nominations ...step forward ...
 
 



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Posted By: Double Shot
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2011 at 10:50am

One might say, 'hung drawn and quartered' that be a right doosey....Clap



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Posted By: skidoggg
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2011 at 10:58am
course there was also numerous accounts of said ORGASM driving stright up our berley trail  also intiating nominations for bog seat ,  but as it happens there must have been a rope still attached from the mussel farm creating  a berley trail of its own coz not long after he drove up our berley trail in this spot we started hookin into the fish ! at least he didnt anchor behind us !


Posted By: Tagit
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2011 at 11:46am
Then there was the Bull $h1t that broke Tagits bog. There exists photographic evidence of the perpetrator (clue above) with said bog in pieces while he effected repairs.


Posted By: skidoggg
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2011 at 2:34pm
sounding like a tripple bogger !now unless theres any further nominations could the mods please attach the virtual bog seat to rockys avitar !


Posted By: Moggy
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2011 at 3:31pm
Then there was Off-the-Hooks session of misfortunes starting from Thursday night, Step forward Kyle.
What was it bucket, bait stick and reel/glasses/hat/and broke the fillet knife not to mention cut hands whilst playing catch with the microwave - I think you get the point - all whilst sober
He couldn’t have done it when he was pissed as he was asleep for so long it would have passed him by!
 
I guess we were fortunate as I hear he melted his own chilly bin lid last year after coming back from karps party and deciding to setup the gas hob onto the plastic bin lid for a feed - he got the picture when it dropped through the lid I understand - and that was the second lid they did it to last years
At least he did get feed this year without to much effort or mass destruction of property!
 

so all in all we probably were better off this year



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Posted By: skidoggg
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2011 at 5:06pm
ok so heres where we need some help , we tryin to come up with a suitable  avatar that can be attached to the monthly holder of the said virtual toilet seat  any suitable pics can be added here and when one is chosen it will be atatched to muppet of the months avatar !
sureley someone can come up with something better than this...


Posted By: straks007
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2011 at 9:26pm
Holly hell I nearly blew chunks when I saw thatDead


Posted By: pickles
Date Posted: 28 Jul 2011 at 4:05am







yeah, feeling pretty ill now Sick


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Posted By: skidder
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2011 at 11:49am
Geeezzz....I was eating a meat pie guys....scrolling got real fastSick

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Posted By: C A
Date Posted: 21 Aug 2011 at 9:52pm
LOLLOLLOLLOL 

those are rotten


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Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 24 Dec 2011 at 9:08am
Originally posted by straks007 straks007 wrote:

Holly hell I nearly blew chunks when I saw thatDead
 
Chunks is your pet dog I take it LOL

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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 13 May 2013 at 11:32am
I was wondering if it is time to resurrect this as the bog seat was a lot of fun, I know some one wanted it stopped but hey we are all fisherman and a laugh is good for the soul.

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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 10 May 2014 at 7:20pm
how about getting this up and running again if you find it to PC then turn off and go watch short and sweet

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