#6 Peter da Squid
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Forum Name: The Smudge Report - These are our people today.
Forum Description: Smudge's e-interviews with forum members!
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Printed Date: 10 Jun 2026 at 3:19pm
Topic: #6 Peter da Squid
Posted By: lalandi
Subject: #6 Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2004 at 8:07pm
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Awight sorry for all the pissing around here it is... 1- What is your favourite bit of kit? - My orange jandels then my 6kg gear 2- Where is your favourite spot to fish? - Id say any where in the Gulf or the South Tutukaka coast down to Bream Head. 3-What is you pet hate?-fishing related - Umm, launching and retrieving at sh*tty arsed ramps at low tide. 4- When was the last time you shaved your beard? - Bloody Hell that would have been about 8 or 9 years ago but I still had a bit of muff on my face in the form of a handle bar mo. Its been at different lengths and styles but hides my double chin to perfection. 5-Have you ever thought of joing a bowling club for the cheap piss? - Yeah, but I joined the Pt Chev RSA a while back for the same reason. 6-What is your all time favourite line from a movie, book or song? " God put this on Earth for me and for you, Take advantage!." Smokey, played by Chris Tucker from the comedy movie- FRIDAY. 7-How did the name Peter da Squid come about? - From a PC in an old location somewhere in Glen Eden. 8-Why is it that people are lining up to take you out fishing? A good question Lala?, maybe they are just as mental as I am and we click! or maybe they enjoy me giving them sh*t? 9-What was the first fish you ever caught? -Umm, the first introduction into the fishing scene I recall would be be dragging the old net for flounder with the cuzzies and I think the first fish from rod and reel was a yellow eye mullet from a jetty up at Kohu Kohu up north. 10-Whose car is faster yours or kingfishSi's?... -No doubt KingfishSi's Skyline, you dont become the Leader of a boy racing gang- "The Shinning Stars" with a sloww car!! 11-Beer or spirits - Top Shelf on Brother!! 12-Christina or Beyonce'? - Ohh Yes, well you see it goes a little something like this- Mon, Tues, Weds its Mrs Sexy Argulera then Thurs, Fri, Sat I knock the dust off the Lovely and Beautiful Beyonce. On Sunday we all hit it together after lunch, we sort our issues out about no shame in 2 woman 1 man, What can you do when you Gots Da Magic Stick! 13 rumour has it you mauy have had something to do with the missing Blenheim teenages... where were you on the night of dec31 1997? -Me, I was Face down kissing concrete on my oldmans driveway in Huia. If you want a Sure, why not! suspect my finger points to the PIG, the crook things he has told me in the last few months have been terrible acts of insane behaviour. He has also confided in me the bad things he did on the Eve of the 31st of the12, 1997. He is a bad bad man. 14-What is your fav website other than fishing.net? -That would be www.TheHun.com yellow pages. Heaps of healthy free fun stuff and a darn good read! 15- Give us some words of wisdom Squid... - Suck my Kinasacs... Churrr |
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Posted By: Wefaknis
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 7:57am
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Good interview Lala and Squid, I enjoyed the Yellow pages Squid!! Wefaknis |
Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 8:08am
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good one fellas......most amusing!!!! ------------- I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05 |
Posted By: obald
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 8:19am
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Very disappointed - its in English Good stuff men.
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Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 8:35am
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Haahaahaa, great stuff... My car faster? I don't know about that... mine ain't got one of those hairdryer thingies under the hood like Squiddies. Let's find out... Drags, Westhaven stylez after a dozen pints at Swashies.  Come on Bushie... where's the translation? ------------- Keep knockin', nobody's home. |
Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 8:58am
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I was over at Obie's whare last eve and this is what I overheard: "Yo hommie, could I interest you in a piping hot mochachino beeeearch auw?"   baby steps! ------------- I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05 |
Posted By: obald
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 9:12am
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Not from me you didn't (and my daughter was out - made sure of that before you lot were let in) ------------- Random musings on all sorts of things http://obaldnz.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow - http://obaldnz.blogspot.com/
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Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 9:17am
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Awight sorry for all the pissing around here it is... Translation; Chur bro, its relly my lavalava Translation; Dont laff, tis under the harbour Bridge Translation; Getting blood and guts on my lavalava Translation; Eyes sa ugly bugger so I use its to hide my face, but the fafafines luffs me anyways Translation; Theys kicks me outs for planting taro on the bowling greens eh Translation; Keep cool till after work. Billy T James Translation; eating the bros bait under the harbour bridge Translation; I says I would bash them if they dont, chur chur Translation; crabs, of the girl next door. Does that count Translation; I finks its mine, butts i will says his Translation; anyfings
Translation; Tonto on K rd Translation; chur right bro, it tawz me and the brilfish Translation; free sh*t Translation; Suck my Kinasacs...... Churrrr ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 9:19am
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He is in denial folks...the first obvious sign of Mofo-itous! Yeah good call mate....Rigby is as about as dodgy as you can get....the New Lynn "cave" is looking very very cave like these days!!....plastic and resin for as far as the eye can see. ------------- I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05 |
Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 9:20am
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Haahaahaaaaaa! *Cough, splutter, cough, cough, tears, more tears, thump, much rolling*... ------------- Keep knockin', nobody's home. |
Posted By: Kerren
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 9:21am
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hahahahahahahahahahah...top marks Bushie!!! ------------- I am Kermit, Leader of Muppets Nov 05 |
Posted By: Mr Bean
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 10:01am
| You've outdone yourself again bushy nice work!! |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 10:11am
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So you want me to wear a lava tonight huh? good work PorkBone I quess you'll be buyin me drinks tonight Mr Sex Predator!
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Posted By: KingfishSi
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 10:13am
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I think he wants to find out what an islander wears under his lava lava... make sure it's the pink one ------------- Keep knockin', nobody's home. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 12:29pm
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Obie, you stick with me brother and I can teach and show you things that you thought only happened in movies! where shall we start ? Oww how bout the woman of Spiders Bar, what time you coming around to pick me up? ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: HELLFISH
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 3:36pm
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Thats Sum funy sh*t bro. Fosh and Chops Aye Bro? Chuuurrrr ------------- I reckon thys hir litel fishin hole jaust aint wut it yuzta bae... |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 5:35pm
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PM to Mr Squid so how much are you offering on the contract on Banjo Boys head? |
Posted By: Jo.
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 6:18pm
| jeezuz I just had to do one of these, hope like hell bushpig doesnt see it. |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 6:26pm
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Lalandi, your best work yet. And Squid. And Bushie, really funny. Ps ... Peter, do you really read the stories or just look at the pictures? Are there any stories in there? Why would you read the stories? I got to go, whisky kicking in. |
Posted By: obald
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 7:12pm
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Mr da Squid, An exceeding generous offer. Forgive me if I forgoe the 'pleasures' (sic) of the Spider Bar just this once. I'll stick with the correspondence course if you don't mind.
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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 7:47pm
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Obald That had me in fits Can just see you at Spiders |
Posted By: tonto
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2004 at 10:32pm
| good sh*t gentlemen, carry on |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2004 at 8:31am
Quote: Originally posted by Osphronemus (Jo) on 21 April 2004I will be waiting for it to be posted ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2004 at 5:13pm
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dont worry Jo he will be banned by then 
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Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2004 at 5:14pm
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Dont be like that NANNA Barrie. Now get back to that stove cleanning bitch ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2004 at 5:43pm
 ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2004 at 8:32pm
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too many beers allready bushie!!! ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Mars
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2004 at 11:47pm
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F*#@n Hilarious! Way to spin it Bushie. Jo, step up to the plate... |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 07 May 2012 at 4:35pm
Gotta love re-reading the classic threads 
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Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 07 May 2012 at 5:09pm
Yep, those were the days! ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: CanadianJohn
Date Posted: 07 May 2012 at 5:15pm
| some real funny shtuff!! |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 07 May 2012 at 5:18pm
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When's the next one Smudgey? ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |