April - June Bog seat nominations here
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Topic: April - June Bog seat nominations here
Posted By: Phats
Subject: April - June Bog seat nominations here
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2008 at 11:24am
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Away we go fellas
I have had wispers of a couple of good nominations.....post em up here  ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2008 at 11:26am
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
tobez wrote:Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 05 Apr 2008 at 3:56pm
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Indeed full confirmation of this scintilating piece of muppetery here_:
http://www.fishing.net.nz/asp_forums/forum_posts.asp?TID=28389 - http://www.fishing.net.nz/asp_forums/forum_posts.asp?TID=28389 ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2008 at 1:56pm
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I'd like to nominate Andy from Silverdale Bait and Tackle.
His crime? Refusing to let me put a recent TAS-athon on Phats' account (he reckoned the account was already overdrawn but I had a sneaking suspicion he didn't trust me. As if.) ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: mozz
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2008 at 2:02pm
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Cant go to anyone apart from Dirty Oar!
Andy only lives about 1km away from you Bender.....he would make a good addition to the shore boys
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2008 at 2:05pm
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Ah actually, I know of someone whose misdeeds make Grubby's pale by comparison. All will no doubt be revealed in the fullness of time.
Trust me, there will be no deed that can beat this one. But its not for me to say, I am the model of discretion. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Dirty Oar
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 10:10am
Bender i say you have a few Scotchs and let the truth be told  i have cleared a space on my lounge wall for my toilet seat if the truth does not surface though that is all Dirty Oar aka Grubby Popper Duck Fukker |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 10:15am
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Trust me you don't stand a chance. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 10:17am
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Indeedy Bender we are all awaiting the surgical cutting wit you are clearly known for to bring this missdeed to the fore. ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Dirty Oar
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 10:18am
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Brilliant ... looking forward to hearing this one ! Must be some supreme A grade top shelf muppetry that has gone under tha radar  bring it on lets hear it ...... you open to bribes Bender ??  |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 11:40am
hurry the hell up!
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 12:15pm
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OK OK OK.
You will all be familiar with a certain Doctor, indeed, an eminent surgeon who is known to frequent these forums, particularly during the summer when it is game fishing season.
As you know he is also known to purvey the finest gamefishing lures and provide services in the hook sharpening department. It is the latter which gives cause to this extreme act of muppetry that has inspired his nomination for the Bog Seat.
Our Doctor has one clear rule for hook sharpening. One at a time. Never sharpen the hooks of a twin hook set up while they are still rigged together.
Except on this occasion, excited by the potential of his outstanding new man cave, he neglects to follow his number one rule (next he'll be leaving baitfish to look for marlin).
The hook sharpening device is a common or garden variety bench grinder with a cloth buffing wheel on one side.
He is using the buffing wheel (Gawd me eyes water just thinking about this bit) when the second hook catches in the wheel and before you know it the other hook (a Hays 11/0 no less, nothing small here) rips into the base of his thumb. It only stops when it hits the bone of the thumb joint.
The barb is also embedded in his flesh and we all know what that means, do we not thrill seekers? Yes, it's cutting time.
Our hero considers heading to the local A&E but realises that:-
1: He will first have to get past his wife who will never forgive him for this act of silliness
2: He doesn't fancy sitting around in the hospital corridor among 7 year olds with the flu for the next 17 hours
He sees a solution. Not elegant, but a way out of his predicamnt.
His eyes light upon his trusty Stanley knife. He grasps it, looking somewhat askance at the blunt, pitted blade. Single handed, and still attached via two 11/0 Hays Hooks and a length of stainless wire to the grinder, he is unable to change the blade for a fresh one.
He performs surgery on his hand with the Stanley knife to extract the hook.
(I have never heard the good Doctor swear). On this occasion a few blue words were uttered and he admitted that it "****ing hurt."
Perhaps his daughter summed it up best by saying "you were incredibly stupid and also incredibly brave."
Hear hear to that.
Punctured rubber duck DO? Sorry mate, not even close to this one.
Will anyone ever beat this? ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 12:33pm
You know, I really think we should have another physical trophy for this award. Not having to explain the just performed muppetry to the good wife is one thing, but having to explain the magnificent trophy on the wall of his man cave to her would make up for the first escape. 
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Posted By: Kezza
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 12:37pm
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now that is what I call being stitched up!......chin up and wide shoulders Obie! tis about time you received some "f.net.nz love". PS....must admit to feeling a tad squimish when David retold the story to me a few weeks back!!! |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 3:17pm
Indeed I just happened to visit the day after that happened and it was amusing to hear Obald tell the story while blushing like a schoolgirl under the VERY stern gaze of his good lady.
Front up and salute the crew Obald. That is if the stitches have healed and the plaster is off
Of course to compound the comody Obald is left handed so guess which hand had the hook buried in it ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 4:51pm
| I give him one thing, it took balls to cut it out of himself |
Posted By: wetdream
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 5:01pm
Second that, suprized he can walk upright with nuts that big......that will take some beating.  ------------- Like us on: facebook/stanleysigns.com |
Posted By: Dirty Oar
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 6:57pm
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that definatly gets my vote !!! nice work Obald !! |
Posted By: obald
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 7:46pm
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I never normally look at this thread - why would I? The facts are embarrassingly true (but Bender missed the pulling of the hook out of the bone prior to cutting the skin ). Happened about three weeks ago now and although the skin wound is well healed the hand is still a bit sore. Never mind - worse things happen at sea (as we have recently seen).It has proved to me that I can sharpen hooks that will penetrate bony objects - marlin bills, my own wrist, etc, etc. ------------- Random musings on all sorts of things http://obaldnz.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow - http://obaldnz.blogspot.com/ 
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Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 8:28pm
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Very impressive. Hard to pick a piece of the story that is the most impressive. When the scriptwriters for House or Greys Anatomy see this it should be the basis for a great episode. Emergency well survived and handled in the first instance David but I bet you're dreading the extended pain when you have to pay the Toilet Seat Piper. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 9:35pm
Enter me.
Never mind running this out until June, I forsee a shout, and then a restart of proceedings.
What say you Jury ? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 19 Apr 2008 at 10:25pm
| Guilty as charged Your Honour... hang the bugger. |
Posted By: obald
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 6:32am
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No, no, no. It's only a wee way into April - the end of June is miles off. We cannot deny some poor bugger the opportunity to launch his boat without the bungs. Boulder might inadvertently send his entire tackle collection to the Salvation Army instead of that bundle of old clothes he had earmarked for the purpose. Matt Watson might do his Orca impression and try and catch a stingray with his teeth. No, We cannot stifle people's Autumnal creativity. Let it run it's course - pretty please. ------------- Random musings on all sorts of things http://obaldnz.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow - http://obaldnz.blogspot.com/
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 8:02am
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Does awarding it now not impinge upon Ab Fab's God-given right to wear the bog seat award proudly until June? I'm with David (although if he thinks anyone is going to top self surgery to remove hook from thumb bone I suspect he is mistaken). Besides, the beer will still taste good, perhaps even better. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 10:01am
| If you give it to him now we miss weeks of torturing him about this. No, make him suffer I say |
Posted By: Olfart
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 10:11am
Ohsif.. Is this the type of award you had in mind?
 Photoshoppers...do your worst....
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 7:51pm
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A) Ab fab is Gay and is not wearing his designated punishment anyway
B) I should have Run David over this avo while he was weedeating the side of the road, so he couldnt argue........no wait, that wouldnt work would it C) If we made him shout now, we may decide at the end of June its worthy of another. Up here for thinking down there for dancing. Homos ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ski da mofo!!
Date Posted: 03 May 2008 at 8:23pm
think oby des erves a big nads award 4 the stanley job but wot happened next did he stich em up with a 1/0 and 6 kg mono and carry on sharpening or peel back a few "pain killin"whiskeys ------------- BIG FISH IS WHERE ITS AT |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 4:38pm
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Well after pondering this for a week I have deceided that the member portrayed in this y-tube vid in this thread simply must receive at least a nomination for this award http://www.fishing.net.nz/asp_forums/forum_posts.asp?TID=29014 - http://www.fishing.net.nz/asp_forums/forum_posts.asp?TID=29014
the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pLjzZ5VobM - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pLjzZ5VobM ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Kezza
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 5:39pm
| oh yeah!.....that is the stuff....very amusing!!! |
Posted By: Plonker
Date Posted: 08 May 2008 at 2:55pm
| You can't give the doctor the seat for that,Give the man a medal. |
Posted By: DIY!
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 8:29am
| Dam straight nads of giantness! outstanding effort... did he give himself a tetnus shot for the dirty ole blade? |
Posted By: A C
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 8:39am
That's some humour.  ------------- Aye-Aye cloth eyes. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 3:22pm
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We have a late runner here. This nomination is for content and using his F-net name. Message 60 http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/MessageBoard/Messages.aspx?id=26286756&p=1&L=1&c=1 - http://www.trademe.co.nz/Community/MessageBoard/Messages.aspx?id=26286756&p=1&L=1&c=1 ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 3:28pm
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My eyes are stinging !
Bad form....shame on you ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 3:30pm
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I feel ill. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 3:35pm
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Oh Roy Oh roy OHHHH roy is that your name
dear me and a lycra wearer as well.  ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 3:40pm
BTW would the person who discovered this mind explaining to the class what the hell they were looking for when they found that ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 3:47pm
Thats a blurry good question, that deserves an answer. Kezza what were you looking for? ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: wetdream
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 3:50pm
I Reacon that might be a nomanation right there.------------- Like us on: facebook/stanleysigns.com |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 4:39pm
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I have to put my hand up for being the one who found this wonderful post.
It came about because I typed the word "wan ker" in to Google and look what it turned up. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: DIY!
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 4:41pm
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um his misses would bloody mince him for burley is she knew that was there... Boulder can you change his handle to Mr Palmer for a week or so? |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 4:51pm
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I say Ban him for using something recognizable as F.net
Bringing F.net into disrepute BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN BAN
He will probably get his own forum now and be made moderator of it ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 5:02pm
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Holy fluck! That is fricken hilarious!
Surely there has to be another annual award category made to fit this in? ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Kezza
Date Posted: 13 May 2008 at 5:12pm
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perfect execution Bender....10/10 Roy, Roy, Roy....I see the act of crimping isn't your only problem....that right there is some amusing stuff!....  ...front and center! |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 14 May 2008 at 7:49am
Isnt Beagle his best mate. There is something just not right about those fellas in the Waikato 
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Posted By: Elpescador
Date Posted: 14 May 2008 at 2:38pm
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We definatly need a Gold Silver and Bronze award here
Gold=Dirty oar
Silver=Dirty oar
Bronze=Dirty oar
Honourable mention= Fishb8,Obald
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Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 7:41am
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Elpescador. .. are you serious????
Al least the slights of DO and Obald were fishing related. Mr " i give my wife orgasms " FishB8 has done something that i liken to Hellen keller taking up drag racing. . . . silly, just plain silly!
Pity there isn't a Bog Seat Hall of Shame. .. life member right thurr
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Posted By: Elpescador
Date Posted: 15 May 2008 at 10:22am
Why do women have orgasms ?
Who cares as long as you get off!
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Posted By: Blue Legend
Date Posted: 20 May 2008 at 10:42am
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This must be worthy of a nomination surely
http://www.fishing.net.nz/asp_forums/forum_posts.asp?TID=29458 - http://www.fishing.net.nz/asp_forums/forum_posts.asp?TID=29458
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Posted By: Blue Legend
Date Posted: 21 May 2008 at 7:52am
Thread deleted????  Can't have liked the nomination
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Posted By: Elpescador
Date Posted: 21 May 2008 at 10:24am
Do tell ???
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Posted By: Blue Legend
Date Posted: 21 May 2008 at 10:33am
Thread headed " Damaged boat" and something along the lines of " I had the pleasure of launching my boat on the concrete, some of you may have seen the white marks 4m long at Kawakawa Bay? boatramp". I should have copied the post and not the address and I can't even remember who it was
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Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 01 Jul 2008 at 10:36am
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Bump
Phats, do we have a winner? ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 1:33pm
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Ummmmmmmmm Does cant be F*cked work ? What do you reckon Simon ? Im thinkin DO ...white shoes and all ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 2:16pm
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Don't know. Been a few candidates bought about by tanties, but would be a hard choice I reckon ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 3:12pm
Thats a leading contender for dummy spit of the year actually ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 3:22pm
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That eclipsed all others, Boulder. Men in white coat material that one.
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Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 4:43pm
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Which one was that? ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 4:48pm
Can’t be worse than Uncles Epileptic over the rugby score being posted? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 4:52pm
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Threatening to David Gray someone and boasting about a stash of porno mags and spending time behind bars for assault would have to get the "Saturn 5 Powered Dummy Spit" award for this year surely?
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Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 4:55pm
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Crikey! ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Elpescador
Date Posted: 02 Jul 2008 at 8:20pm
| Thats chopper reed stuff there! |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2008 at 7:41am
Cant see it getting beaten, Bender Someone said he was living the dream. Which dream, nightmare on Elm St ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Uncle
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2008 at 8:01am
Phats, my wee dummy spit pales into insigificance when compared to the one Bender & Bushpig are refering to.
I feel quite safe having been privvy to seeing that
( but i give you top marks for remembering)
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Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2008 at 9:14am
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Yes I think that one has set a new benchmark with out doubt
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Posted By: KeriBOI
Date Posted: 03 Jul 2008 at 1:23pm
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linky ? where is said spit?
------------- Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes; after that, who cares?! He's a mile away and you've got his shoes! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 Jul 2008 at 10:15pm
someones gotta keep you guys honest Uncle Winner decision is pending Can anyone say bickering queens ???? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 06 Jul 2008 at 11:13am
Ok I will
Shoreboyz
There you go ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2008 at 9:30am
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And the Joint winners for the biggest ***** fight seen on F.net since Bushpig and Hellfish Drum roll........ Bushpig and Jimijig for their part in the sitcom " I have a bigger willy than you do " Your punishment if you are man enough is to wear the sig line " I will show the love too my fellow fisho " ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2008 at 9:51am
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------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2008 at 10:23am
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JOINT winners I love that ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2008 at 12:22pm
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Does that mean they both have small willies?
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