Jan - March Bog seat Nominations
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Topic: Jan - March Bog seat Nominations
Posted By: Phats
Subject: Jan - March Bog seat Nominations
Date Posted: 11 Mar 2008 at 10:39pm
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Lets have them
Will take backdates for this one..anything goes 1st Jan onward
A stiching we will go, a stiching we will go, Hi ho the Merry O a stiching we will go ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
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Posted By: Kezza
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2008 at 5:49am
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this one needs extrapolation from this self admission our good mate AB Fab... http://www.fishing.net.nz/asp_forums/forum_posts.asp?TID=27687&PN=3 - "You obviously "sucked" all the good Karma out of others fishing as my day included slipping my arse on the boat ramp, having the tell-tale tube fall off and fill the engine with saltwater, and losing my favourite SP rod and Black Widow Reel overboard." take it away.....  |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 12 Mar 2008 at 8:34pm
| Indeed.... a good start there.... |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2008 at 9:47pm
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Having a Beer with Mr Ab fab this eve it seems there is more to add to this tale of woe...
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Ab_Fab
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2008 at 10:31pm
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Lies, all lies!!!! I destroyed all memory of said day from my mind with copious amounts of rum that evening so I will not agree to that which I do not remember, it must have been a bad dream!
Phats, be careful, be very careful ------------- What will a blonde girl say when you tell her she's pregnant? A: is it mine? |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 13 Mar 2008 at 11:05pm
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You aint got **** !
Bring it on ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Ab_Fab
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2008 at 7:53am
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Let me see, now what was that txt message on your phone and how do I copy its contents to this website again? ------------- What will a blonde girl say when you tell her she's pregnant? A: is it mine? |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2008 at 8:42am
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You mean the txt from the Princess ?
She wants me for my body You will have to do better than that sunshine  Mmmmmmm Chelsea sugar in my coffee  ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Ab_Fab
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2008 at 10:24pm
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9 words come to mind Phats
"You want the truth, you can't handle the truth!" ------------- What will a blonde girl say when you tell her she's pregnant? A: is it mine? |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2008 at 2:08pm
I would like to put a vote in for a certain yanky redneck. Not naming name's through fear of legal action . Although he seems to go under the guise of 'Anonymous' at the moment...  Even though he clearly stated he was leaving the forums. His words "...I am done with this joke of a website."  ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2008 at 2:15pm
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You mean that little twat Hellfish. I can tell ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2008 at 2:22pm
Could well be. But remember, I'm a New Zealander and apparently we havent been raised how to think  ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2008 at 5:27pm
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Thought that fulla started his own forum sum total 0.5 members http://www.redneckriot.com/redneck-forum/47.html - http://www.redneckriot.com/redneck-forum/47.html |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 24 Mar 2008 at 5:12pm
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I think we need to clarify. 1: Would the nomination be for getting chased by a bronzie and running, squealing from the water with his ringpiece puckered?
2: Claiming credit for establishing the Yak Yak Yak forum, totally laughable in itself (see Point 1)
3: Berating Stephen Tapp (one of NZ's foremost kayak fishos)
4: Carrying on like his fantastic, amazing truly splendiferous boat was more like a fully tricked out Maritimo 60 ... when in fact it was a very basic Sea Nymph (nothing wrong with that - just like 3 inches really will do the trick in the right hands).
5: When caught out, authoring a series of whinging crying emails and PMs accusing New Zealanders of being uneducated and unsophisticated (um who's country is currently embroiled in Iraq and will be for many moons to come).
6: Threatening legal action to various site members who laughed at him. (Your Honour, while you are a member of an uneducated and unsophisticated country, I'm sure you realise how damaging it can be for someone with my ego to make a total and utter dick of himself, therefore I suggest you award me something.... please).
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: cosmo
Date Posted: 25 Mar 2008 at 9:17pm
geez this sounds interesting,legal action thats getting a bit serious isnt it some one taking themselves a bit to serious------------- i just want to go fishing..........amd ignore all my adult problems |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 25 Mar 2008 at 9:26pm
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stop it I am so excited, who is this gay bar bar leaner?
hey i thought the toilet seat was for only smoke house bay???????
no ok then lets stitch up the pig.... ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Raumatibeach
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2008 at 5:36pm
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I don't think the clown berated Steve Tapp, to be honest I think he has a very strong case of unrequited "manlove" for him.He did slag off Rainbow and Dogfish who are repsected kayak fishos.If he sues I'll be taking some time off to watch the trial, "your honour the complainant is clearly a twat"....." I concur case dismissed". |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2008 at 5:45pm
| Please stop picking on Hellfish, all 3 foot 2 and 19 stone of him will be very upset at this. Also as an employee of the NZ Goverment ( read dole bludger) he has conciderable force behind him, and no thats not just his stature and weight |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 30 Mar 2008 at 9:03pm
your a bad man Mr, please stop not....... ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Bushpig wrote:Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 9:14am
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I heard through the grapevine that Mr Hellfish had a considerable amount of support behind him. Somewhere along the line the grape that said this was support for him to leave the forum and the country must've fallen off the vine. ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 5:03pm
 ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 5:28pm
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So phats given that its now April have you made a call??? and who is first off the blocks for this prestigious award. ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 7:20pm
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Still March for just over four and a half hours Boulder.
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 7:36pm
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There is a late nomination.
A forum member who went out and bought some jigging gloves (good RD1 stuff, none of your $100 pupose built ones) but had also slipped a sneaky few non RD1 blade jigs into his boot earlier at the local Tasserie.
On arriving home, gives excited young daughters a lift down the drive.
Wife: "Where did you go"
Husband: "Bought some gloves, look."
Daughter "And some of those silver fish aye Dad."
Pwned by his own daughter. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 7:51pm
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------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 7:55pm
Care to tell the class what drugs your on senile old twit or are you making a late running for the award ? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 8:59pm
my bad
But when you no longer work what day of the week it is let alone what the date is becomes quite irrelevant
They only information required each morning is a weather forecast  fishing or not ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 9:17pm
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Phats, be careful if you decide to award the redneck with the award... we wouldn't want him getting a big head thinking he's a winner
------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 9:54pm
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Boulders excuse is a valid and very good one many of us would love to have
He is therefore removed as a nominee ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 31 Mar 2008 at 10:40pm
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still, he better be sharing those drugs
------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2008 at 6:35am
Seems like he already did by way of a backhander. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2008 at 11:09pm
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Theres 5 People in the running for this
Ski Bushpig
Hellfish ( who wont win on basis of being too retarded )
Ab fab
The un named person who was Pwned by his own daughter ( wont win because hes too handsome )
Decision to be made tommorow....Any final bribes should be hurried along
Did we ad that AB fab had the anchor bounce out of the anchor well whilst driving home on fateful day from ramp, in his own words " Ding, clang, donk, I had anchored the road" Or that on the day in question his final act was to put his rods away in cupboard...all nice and tidy. But when he closed the door "Crack" This is close...which way will it go ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 01 Apr 2008 at 11:14pm
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with those gems of added information Phats it would seem remis of you award it to anyone but AB Fab ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2008 at 8:50am
That wasn't at the bottom of Karaka Road, Waiheke during the holidays was it? If so, I witnessed that ------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Kezza
Date Posted: 02 Apr 2008 at 10:33am
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too easy...AB FAB is shouting by the looks of things!
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2008 at 12:45pm
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Right trendsetters
For your combined acts of muppetry Wear it proud for a month mate
 ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Kezza
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2008 at 12:59pm
brilliant mate....good to see my tutoring hasn't gone to waste!!... well done AbFab....you are da man!! |
Posted By: Ab_Fab
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2008 at 2:11pm
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Nooooooooo! How could I lose to Bushpig, Hellfish and Ski.
The shame, o the shame. I will never be able to look our new hot receptionist in the face again (well I had trouble doing that anyway I guess
 ) I am going to do a bushy and pack up my toys and take them all home for none of you to play with.
Cheers
Ab
P.S. Will shout at the next "appropriate" Shore Boyz I guess ------------- What will a blonde girl say when you tell her she's pregnant? A: is it mine? |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 03 Apr 2008 at 2:14pm
PHOTO'S !!!
Tonight works ..... mmmmm beeerrrr ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |