Whos the next victim
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Forum Name: The Smudge Report - These are our people today.
Forum Description: Smudge's e-interviews with forum members!
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Printed Date: 10 Jun 2026 at 6:42pm
Topic: Whos the next victim
Posted By: Moocha
Subject: Whos the next victim
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2007 at 7:23pm
Come on Smudge who have you got the cross hairs on next 
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Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2007 at 9:18pm
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Ahhhhh kind of hard to get computer time in this house these days, but I DO have a bunch of questions ready to go....... |
Posted By: JK
Date Posted: 26 Mar 2007 at 9:34pm
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hmmm wonder who's up next then.... ------------- LedgeNZ LBG |
Posted By: mozz
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2007 at 12:47pm
| do it.... |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 17 Apr 2007 at 1:05pm
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yeah. . . kick it in tha guts Trev |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 27 Jul 2007 at 9:44am
| Bump..... Time for another ?????? |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 04 Sep 2007 at 12:46pm
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c'mon Smudge. .. unleash!!!!
surely you must have someone in mind
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Posted By: Tzer
Date Posted: 04 Sep 2007 at 3:39pm
Maybe his choice is to great to pick from, that means some of us should remove our names from the list, I'll start it off. There you go Mike one less to pick from.
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KeenAs wrote:Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 04 Sep 2007 at 8:34pm
| Ummm ty Tzer - but you are right, there are just sooo many to choose from. The |Keen One| knows who is next....... |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 04 Sep 2007 at 11:07pm
Good stuff...bring the noise 
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 07 Sep 2007 at 12:22am
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Noisy Nuts get Oiled, and all that ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2007 at 8:27pm
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Bump.... How we look'n Smudge for the next victim
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2007 at 9:42pm
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Yeah yeah....common Smudgey ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 21 Sep 2007 at 10:49pm
You da man smudge whack him hard this one deserves it well .
In Bushies absence Bender and I will collaborate on the translation ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Kezza
Date Posted: 22 Sep 2007 at 6:49am
| squeeze him!!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 24 Sep 2007 at 11:09am
Spare no zest on that mofo. . . . 
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Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2007 at 10:42am
Smudge?. . . come in Smudge. . . . . 
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Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2007 at 6:27pm
| Take a deep breath and cough ................NEXT Please Smudge |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2007 at 6:28pm
seconded Cough cough ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2007 at 11:13pm
| Yeah I'm a slack bugger alright - I can barely get on line at the moment, but got things sorted now. I hope .... |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 24 Oct 2007 at 11:21pm
Need any help just PM for the inside skinny ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2007 at 11:30am
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Ahhhh Smudge........Cough cough cough
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Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2007 at 1:01pm
I reckon mate. . . how many times do we need to remind him??
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Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 16 Nov 2007 at 1:49pm
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You Auckland homos talk a load of shyte. That is all. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2007 at 9:53pm
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I think we need to tell you the story about Jake10's frozen Beagle
The Beagle what got outa line  ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2007 at 9:55pm
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That will do while we wait for smudge to get his crap in one pile
Tell all ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2007 at 9:57pm
Take it away Jake ...................  ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: jake10
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2007 at 10:29pm
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haha well .... do you really want to know ? last year her Beagle - honey , of all gay names, gave birth to one puppy it was stillborn , of course lots of tears ensued and i dutifully brushed the tears from her brow and nodded in affirmation when she asked me to bury the dead pup, she was too upset and went and met her grey lynn friends for a group hug and lattes'. Well .... it was summer and the ground was as hard as hell , so i popped it into an ice cream container and shoved it into the bottom of the bait freezer with an honest intention of putting it out with the rubbish on Thursday - she'd never know aye  i did put a wee cross up in the corner of the garden .Anyway ....... 9 months pass by and we are a melded family , my Bull Terrier .... Busta and her Beagle .... Honey , i HATE Honey the gayest , dumbest bed jumping, hair all over your clothes ...... waste of breathe ever . I really want Busta to eat Honey ..... hes turning into a Grey Lynn poof and forgetting his South Auckland roots , i have an Epiphany ! the frozen Beagle would make great bait ..... so when shes not home i torment Busta with the frozen puppy he starts to get a bit evil towards the beagle .... yay !! hes hating Beagles , the old busta is back. Sadly .....one morning whilst teasing Busta with the frozen Beagle , she comes though the door and catches me red handed on the back lawn -frozen beagle puppy held aloft , Bust leaping at it ......me hissing at him , What do you say ? Door slams shut .......... "nil by mouth sign" goes around her neck ..... im in deeeeeeeeeeeeeep shyte . My future summer is going to be garden centres, craft shows , stage plays , dance productions ...... im in hell . Never Freeze the Beagle . |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2007 at 10:36pm
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Still laughing as much as the first time ! So watch ya good self there Beagle ...... or we will send Jake to freeze yo ass ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2007 at 11:10pm
 Bad man Jake I am shocked a cunning devient man of your talents allowed yourself to be caught------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: jake10
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2007 at 11:20pm
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caught again this week Koro , her mother is staying with us and i made a remark about her community spirit , with the obvious way she had embraced MO-vember ..... went down like a lead balloon , christ the womans got a growth that would make Rasputin feel bald . Mrs isnt happy with me at the moment , the frozen beagle and remarks about her hairy mum are severely blunting my fishing aspirations , i cant help myself .... my tongue wags and her mother ( from behind ) looks remarkably like a silverback gorilla that's had its legs dipped in wax . Im on strike 2 , and i think she has a 3 strike policy ..... might be selling some reels  |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2007 at 11:23pm
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Growing careless in your old age Jake Pssssst you can always borrow a rod and reel off me mate so fear not.
Perhaps its time for one of those special romantic weekends at Barrier to equalize the matrimonial displeasure ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: jake10
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2007 at 11:24pm
| thanks koro ..... i might take on some of that advice , the barrier wipes all bad memories. |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2007 at 11:31am
That is definitely the funniest thing I have ever read  Tears in my eyes!------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Tzer
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2007 at 8:50pm
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Jake10 read a joke earlier where the wife says "thats once" "thats twice" so when your funeral or perhaps you need to escape back to the coast until things quieten down |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2007 at 9:30am
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Damn thats brilliant
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Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2007 at 11:59am
 Eeek
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2007 at 12:04pm
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Post of the year.
That is all. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: ramprage
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2007 at 10:55am
Jake 10 : you know what they say....Look at the Mother then look at the daughter,because in 20 years thats what the daughter will look like . Trust me im 55 and its true
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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2007 at 1:44pm
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farl me mate I am wetting myself, so there Beagle you south of Auckland 4 fingered banjo jockey look out for mr freeze, unlike softy boy this one aint licked but often beaten. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: jake10
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2007 at 9:18pm
| ramprage ive been in denial about that quipe , please oh please dont let my mrs to into the beast ..... unlike her mother she does cast a reflection in the mirror and does not shy away from garlic and crucifixes . |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 24 Feb 2008 at 11:17am
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Righty HO time for another perhaps
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Posted By: squidlicker
Date Posted: 24 Feb 2008 at 12:38pm
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Funniest thing Iv'e read on here bar none. Am at work in hysterics. Shot
------------- One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 8:52pm
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Righty HO Ho HO Surely must be the time for another installment or victim Nominations ?  |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 9:08pm
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ho ho ho indeed perhaps its time for Burwood to confess his waywood spending ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 06 May 2008 at 10:30pm
| Hah! Fair enough, I know just the bloke..... well I don't know him at all but that wont stop me making stuff up. |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2008 at 8:27pm
| Bump |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2008 at 10:37pm
| Ohhhh, I did say I wopuld do that didn't I. Ok this week I'll get sumthin underway. |
Posted By: JK
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2008 at 10:46pm
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Yep bout time for another installment smudgey old boy! ------------- LedgeNZ LBG |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2008 at 11:01am
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Good stuff
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Posted By: Rock Fish
Date Posted: 20 Jun 2008 at 10:07pm
Hahaha........leave those garnurd and KY alone and get to work! No use practicing for next weeks competition I've already got it in the bag  .------------- Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught. |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 22 Jun 2008 at 11:48am
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The suspense is killing me! Not really, but the Onehunga fallout probably is
------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2008 at 9:16am
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Finger..Pulled...Please |
Posted By: JK
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2008 at 9:26am
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Sounds like smudgeys been spending too much time down his local chasing KY! ------------- LedgeNZ LBG |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 04 Aug 2008 at 7:08pm
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Good things take time or is it won't happen over night but it will happen I forget which
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 05 Aug 2008 at 7:11pm
This Forum is as redundant as the Toilet seat one, although sees more traffic than the Jetski one 
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 06 Aug 2008 at 10:08am
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------------- What's the cheapest type of meat? Dear balls. They're under a buck. |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 04 Sep 2008 at 8:43pm
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OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK .... I can take a hint.
Tonight I sent a PM with a heap of questions to the lucky victim. You'll get a laugh I'm sure.
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Posted By: 1000PA
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 10:11am
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How about a certain moderator who canned some pictures from the dive site, I believe he's into self flagulation at present.........................
Ross
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Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2008 at 11:21pm
| Questions sent, a couple of days and he'll be finished...... should be a goody! |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 06 Sep 2008 at 12:29pm
 Good stuff and about time |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2009 at 3:45pm
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OK righty ho ho ho whos next.... |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 11 Jun 2009 at 4:23pm
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Actually I dont seem to recall the last victims reply Nope just checked and the cunning rascal has dodged the bullet it seems ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 12 Jun 2009 at 5:20pm
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Name and shame please Koro
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Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 12 Jun 2009 at 5:39pm
Thats Smudges job Moo but if the person in question does not respond very soon I and Bushie will answer the questions for him
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Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 13 Jun 2009 at 8:24am
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Well that sounds fair to me Shall we say T minus 5 days and counting is that fair enough |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 14 Jun 2009 at 2:38pm
| Sometime soon....... |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 11 May 2010 at 9:48am
Next please
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Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 14 May 2010 at 7:04pm
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I have been dreading this.... looking back over this thread we certainly have a loyal albeit small following for the Smudge Report. I cant let the fans down that much is true. I've been scratching my head on this for about two months, the forum has got so big I don't know who I can and cant take the <insert word for bodily fluid of your choice here> out of any more. It was all so easy a few years ago, look back on the early smudge reports, man these guys deserved it! Of course the translations are every bit as important and dont want to loose that aspect. Was thinking of a 'Meet the Mods' segment but .... would it work? They are mostly all old boring guys like me who spend their evenings wearing smoking jackets and slippers in front of a warm fire with their trusty Labrador at their feet. Could make for some tedious stuff. Would it be the same if I took one of the many truly expert anglers from this forum and did a straight interview? Could I manage a straight interview? Suggestions welcome. I do have a target in mind .... of course .... but lets see what the people want! BTW MOOCHA clear your inbox!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: of2fsh
Date Posted: 14 May 2010 at 10:43pm
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Would it be the same if I took one of the many truly expert anglers from this forum and did a straight interview? some of those "expert anglers" dont even go fishing...just give expert advice from the key board... actually i better be carefull using that phrase expert angler last time i used it the phone rang and i spent 30 minutes listening to the expert tell me how good he was ..and how he started the rock radio station ..------------- 2009 and 2010 BERKLEY SOFTBAIT COMP CHAMPS,Runner up 2013 ( solo),winner 2013/14 longest kingfish nz fishing competition |
Posted By: Carbine
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 12:32am
| lol memories that last a lifetime aye fatty |
Posted By: of2fsh
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 10:47am
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yeah the good old days
------------- 2009 and 2010 BERKLEY SOFTBAIT COMP CHAMPS,Runner up 2013 ( solo),winner 2013/14 longest kingfish nz fishing competition |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 11:00am
classic mate bloody classic. one of the reasons I am going to this jigging thing 2 i want to say hi tooam suprised mate, the amount of fishing you do and info you have passed on you post bugger all now a days, same as the cat killer i did quite enjoy your posts smudge you said it your self mate the place is not the same as it was back in the day ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: Tongan Terror
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 9:57pm
Dont worry BA there will be plenty of keyboard experts on hand to answer any questions you may have http://www.nzbodybuilding.co.nz/posting.php?mode=smilies&f=2&start=50#">  ------------- Dont get huge get massive |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 10:11pm
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yeah hope your one of them
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Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 10:14pm
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Of course it's changed and for the better too. Cynical some of you may be but there are some pretty good fishermen here. Plenty of other places you can go if you don't like it. If it wasn't good in the first place it wouldn't have grown so much. Anyhow, same old boring stuff with the same old boring bitter posters, how about some suggestions for an interview! |
Posted By: Capt Asparagus
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 10:26pm
| Interview Uncle! Find out how he got into making the worlds bestest sabikis etc. That'd be interesting. |
Posted By: Tongan Terror
Date Posted: 15 May 2010 at 10:48pm
Ill be there my LITTLE BUDDY dont you worry about that! ------------- Dont get huge get massive |
Posted By: of2fsh
Date Posted: 16 May 2010 at 10:42pm
i wasnt going to answer this as it seems your assuming im bitter and boring,your actually wrong im not bitter and boring,any who i totally agree thier are still a few extremly good fishermen here,unfortunatly the place has changed and weve lost alot of really good fishermen as well ...i used to really enjoy reading posts from ,dirty oar,keen as,damo,bill G,carbine and of course the great one liners squid used to post.. but those days are behind us now ------------- 2009 and 2010 BERKLEY SOFTBAIT COMP CHAMPS,Runner up 2013 ( solo),winner 2013/14 longest kingfish nz fishing competition |
Posted By: Tagit
Date Posted: 16 May 2010 at 11:10pm
Sven seems to have dissapeared, Drew last posted 2 weeks ago, Damo still posts quite regularly when not too busy, not sure who Bill G is, Carbine still posts regularly (although not sure how many posts have any fishing info), and yes we all miss PDS's one liners, although I see he has started to pop back up on these forums with a name change recently.
The place is much bigger and less 'intimate' than it may once have felt, but unless new 'members' were barred from joining, it was always going to need to evolve. Personally, there are a couple of the 'old school' who I miss from these forums, but there are a whole bunch of 'new' people whose posts and company I have enjoyed. Things are a bit different, but there are plenty of pros to go with the cons.
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Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 10:05am
| Sorry inbox cleared now Smudge |
Posted By: of2fsh
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 6:25pm
Sven hasnt dissapererd he just doesnt post any more...may be ask him why and you will find the reason why he doesnt, thiers a few others that "just cant be bothered with the same old crap" .the others mentioned certainly dont post like they used to.....go back 2 years in the fishing reports take a good look at the posts then tell me this place has changed for the better... ...bla bla bla bla bla now i cant be bothered ..............dont bother replying to this as i cant be assed replying to your reply defending the new and improved fishing .net....but please go back and have a look at the good old days ------------- 2009 and 2010 BERKLEY SOFTBAIT COMP CHAMPS,Runner up 2013 ( solo),winner 2013/14 longest kingfish nz fishing competition |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 7:09pm
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I nominate Tzer - met him when we went to Waihau Bay last year. Good bloke, lots of his ideas in his new (then) Surtees, good fisho. The only flaw in his character is that he lives somewhere south of the Bombay Hills so therefore it doesn't exist. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Uncle
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 8:13pm
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Yeah smudge, I'll second that.
Tzer would be a good candidate despite his acquaintances
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Posted By: Falco
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 8:34pm
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Ginga is also a class fisherman,but he is australian on the upside he is not from Auckland.
I know this is a niche thread and that maybe how you would like to keep it Smudge,but maybe somewhere more public may revitalise it? ------------- as dead as dead is |
Posted By: smudge
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 8:56pm
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Have had the same thoughts too Falco, it certainly has it's hard core fans the old Smudge Report none moreso than good old. There is some truly funny stuff here. Nothing terribly insightful but you got to hand it to Bushie there's some great fishing.net moments. I agree Tzer is indeed a top bloke and will keep him in mind for the future but I have just selected my next one already. As for you of2fish I bear you no malice at all but your negativity isn't welcome in this thread. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 9:17pm
Don't get me wrong, I don't like the guy at all. After all he managed a couple of knockdowns and landed a shortbill spearfish while we may as well have been trolling lures through the sahara behind a series 1 landrover. Bloody showoff ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Tagit
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 10:18pm
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Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 17 May 2010 at 11:01pm
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Not so Dave they were skillfully deployed lures to catch the rare and ferocious Bush Mountain Marlin. The Sahara ones require 130 reels and line as they grow to 600kg. ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 18 May 2010 at 8:51am
Good stuff chaps, will look forward to it and the ' Translation' 
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Posted By: Moocha
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2012 at 2:25pm
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Righty Ho's........
Smudge who is the next ' Volunteer' ?
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Posted By: family affair
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2012 at 4:09pm
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yea havnt seen a new victim for a every long time. very very long time ------------- mv maui |