Mays merry candidates
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Forum Name: The Trophy Cabinet
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Printed Date: 27 Jan 2026 at 11:32am
Topic: Mays merry candidates
Posted By: Boulder
Subject: Mays merry candidates
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 9:36pm
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To put it briefly I must just MUST nominate The beagle and his sidekick Naki for going to a specialist SP weekend then skulking off to the shop at the motel to buy a pkt of squid bait THATS disturbing Truly Phats its time for a joint award (no not that kind Swannie ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">  http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
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Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 9:40pm
| ha ha ha ha . .. . now thats good for a laugh innit . .. . |
Posted By: Uncle
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 9:53pm
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Yeah Boulder, I have to agree. Bad, bad form , IMHO Now, on a lighter note, here's how to deal to an overrun of fireline on an overhead reel, a-la-Barrie. Grab a knife, sit down & start hacking--true! I couldn't bear to watch, it was so bluudy brutal. |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 10:57pm
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Hang on, hang on, hang on... How about these gems: 1. Boulder unable to make a fishing.net fishing day (Saturday last) supposedly due to work pressure but with his actions Thursday night casting a shadow of doubt among some.... 2. Barrie standing on a Kiwi-kraft that had been parked in his driveway all night, launched by him and after six hours fishing on it he says... "But this isn't a pontoon though... is it?" 3. Only scheduled fishing day of the weekend was Saturday, so the SP flavour was well and truly over when we bought a modicum of squid on Sunday. 4. The rally driver complete with boat taking the goat track Sunday morning. 5. The winner of the SP competition that admits using a livebait on the day of the competition (nice kingi though Waves). 6. The "powers that be" of the weekend deciding that Waves's transgression didn't matter (but now apparently use of bait after the official SP fishing day is worthy of a monthly Trophy?). Come on you JAFAs, surely you don't think you'll get away with this! |
Posted By: Uncle
Date Posted: 08 May 2006 at 11:14pm
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I'm pleased to note nothing I did, or said was put up for scrutiny. When I got home, Aunty asked how was it. I was able to look her in the eye & say I didn't do nothin' that was wrong. She looked back at me with the other one & said "yep, Uncle, you're just purfect, purfect in every way".
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Posted By: Barrie
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 6:37am
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Uncle Haveing a glass half full of Drambue and topping it up with beer man that was bad form for sure!!!!! |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 7:09am
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Beagle. You may or may not be familiar with rule number 2?
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Uncle
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 8:33am
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Barrie, you may well have been right if the glass had been half full. Sadly, mine was half empty & that puts a different slant on things |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 8:46am
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4. The rally driver complete with boat taking the goat track Sunday morning. I vote for him. What a stupid ****! 
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Posted By: Naki
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 10:57am
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1. Waves for using a livie to catch his kingi. A serious breach indeed. But consideration must be taken into account due to waves being a Jafa. 2. "Calcuttas' never bird nest Barrie" 3. Uncle for spoiling good beer. Sunday was not an offical SP day, therefore Beagle and myself withdraw our nomination. ------------- President of the "Pontoon Owners Club". I started off with nothing and now I still have most of it left!!! |
Posted By: Finatic
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 11:07am
Barrie used the Calcutta to give you guys an advantage, eh Bazza?
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Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 12:24pm
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Stand at attention privates Naki & Beagle, once Boulder has stitched you your'e pakarooed guys weather your in the right or wrong. had a taste of his moment of muppetry myself! hehe ummm, run for the hills!! ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 12:31pm
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Yep your right PDS. Them boys are ****ed ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 12:38pm
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Well, put the award in the mail then |
, not planning a trip to Latteland this year except to fly to Raro. Next year either really.Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 12:58pm
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I can vouch for that. Boulder is stickier than a stick insect eating a sticky bun. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:05pm
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Just send us the cash for your shout at the bar. No need for you to attend. In fact we would rather you didnt. You would drink to blurry much of it anyways ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:40pm
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Hang on. That was a Forum trip wasnt it ? ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 1:57pm
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You are correct Phats, it was ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 2:19pm
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Wondering if PDS was sober enough to work that out Pass the parcel PDS play nice and pass the PARCEL ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: Donald Duck
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 5:11pm
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Well, that's it then, you can't have TWO recipients of the toilet seat award. Give it to waves I reckon Oh, and Bushie, how far does $8.75 go at the New Brew mate (just counted the PIGGY bank). |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 7:31pm
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OH yes he can Beagle as the toilet seat was not awarded inApril there is a spare "awarding" he could use. BTW whatever gave you the idea that Phats toilet seat was the one you might get ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
There are others you know especially designed for official F.net eventsPosted By: Phats
Date Posted: 09 May 2006 at 10:12pm
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Theres another Forum trip coming up in a month. This Toilet seat could be full of names by end of year... ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 04 Jun 2006 at 6:14pm
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well i gotta say ....SOMEONE drove his boat onto a sand bar in the last few days of may...in my honest opnion if this someone gets what he deserves then he can have my pi..all of it... so PDSq as you have the honours.....choose wisely or your on the wharf waving us goodbye next week!!! ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: Boulder
Date Posted: 05 Jun 2006 at 8:47am
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Whats this idle braying from our new .net gelding does he not understand that the builders bog seat can only be won once and then the holder gets immunity for five years. Sharpen up Tobez its your knuts that were disconnected not your brain ------------- http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz"> http://www.boulderguiding.co.nz">www.boulderguiding.co.nz |
Posted By: tobez
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 7:50am
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you been to matarangi to get my good shet..your brain all messed up B elder...rambling like and old man now? squid and i are thinking of hitting your bach so you can get that wellcraft you've been having wet dreams about...you would have to get a new garage cuzz!!...or will you keep that one at the dry stack for me to ding...look after?? ------------- Waikato North Harbourmaster...Got a Nav Safety question for the Waikato region?...call me 021705642 or download the app Marine Mate! |
Posted By: mozz
Date Posted: 06 Jun 2006 at 10:27am
Quote: Originally posted by The Beagle on 09 May 2006 The livey was catch on the soft plastic which means the kingi is legal. and you caught how many fish????????
whens the next trip away? Mike |