Thats correct and take note BA we have a sure fire winner for Builders toilet seat resulting from conduct unbecomming a smart and well trained crew member at the recent Houhora comp.

This  nomination goes to none other than our newly deflowered marlin virgin Mr PD SQUID

The award is a result of deriliction of duty in allowing the Ultimate Mongrel to be launched without the bungs in complete disregard for his team position of Launch Control.  Let me explain further

As anyone knows a good team is well organised and everyone knows their role within the team to get a top result for that team. Now it was bushies job to drive the boat off the trailer and hover around the wharf waiting for me to join the team while PDS parked the trailer and ran dowm the hill to the team aboard the boat. Then while eating the breakfast it was my profound challange to purchase from the lady at the wharf we would motor down the harbour. Needless to say I performed faultlessly despite considerable distraction in the loverly form of the chef to whom I took a frendly fancy thus ensuring Team Mongrel excellent and generous portions in our breakfasts.

Squid was given his duties in clear recognition of Bushies previous record as being a bit unreliable in regard to bungs. That night we we all dragged up on stage and given a full roasting and our "dick of the day awards" Bushie and I suffered a great deal of shame and embarrisment as a result of PDS failing to complete his mission in a competatant manner and without question deserves this award so BA I commend him to you as a totally worthy recipient!!!

Then the absolute rrrrrrrswipe had the cheek to go and catch a marlin that very day on my brand new virgin Diawa 80wide reel

What me gutted and seeking revenge not really       TUI ADD!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Love it

Launching at Omaha the week before Hohoura, Bushie stopped by...I held up this plastic thing and said "This is a Bung, bungs are for stopping the water coming in the boat "

Pity PDS wasnt with the stupid P**** 

mmmm so do i have the final say in the matter, it dose look the part on my wall after all....

plus i like the squid....thats what you wanted me to say ay mate, a slight twist of ones arm it can be put back on the skipper for not checking the 1st mates actions......diet coke x 1 any advances Bushy my bestest mate.

but hang on another team member dropping you both in it mmmmmm

who to choose???? will it be a tui's

One can only say ... well deserved and hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

I wonder whether Sir Boulder deserves one for molesting the poor chefgirl. Imagine his leering bloody visage appearing hungover and sweating almost pure Lion Red every morning at the dock at some unforsaken hour. Oh dear oh dear.

Bender

Please allow a little common sence to drift into your world

I deny ever being bloody except for the broken toe I managed during the scuffle with PD Squids marlin

I never suffered a hangover as I drink in extreme moderation these days as you well know. also since I was attempting to impress said chef and doing rather well I might say I took great pains to be cool  calm and never sweating a drop. As for lion red not a drop passed my lips on the weekend as I only drink Burbon and coke and then only in great moderation.

Note my and bushie,s stirling efforts demonstrating sobriety persuaded even PD Squid to show unheard of restraint to the extent that he returned home today with his bottle of JD completly unopened and even had Obald commenting on his changed perfofmance and sober ways.

You malign me greatly by judging my on the basis of your own style and should you have any sence of decency you will self award a cow pattie for that drivel you unfairly posted above

Boulder.....I know bullshyte when I see it, and its dribbling off your chin my good man.....

Tagit.....good bluudy point.

BA. Listen to Tagit

I have grave news fellow fishos, and it is news that I fear should consign Mr P. D. Squid to the consigns of the Builders Dunny seat in this instance.

It has come to my attention and been confirmed by two worthy and honest souls that the aforementioned Mr P.D. Squid

DID TAKETH A WHOLE (FULL AND CAPPED) BOTTLE OF JACK DANIELS FERMENTUOUS LIQUOR TO HOUHORA

AND RETURN TO AUCKLAND WITH SAID BOTTLE UNTOUCHED. UNOPENED. UNDRUNKENED.

UNTOUCHED!

(A witch a witch ..burn the bugger, burn the bugger's ass)

Faithful friends. Honest fishos. Fair and unbiaised members of the dunny seat awards Jury, I ask that you pass the appropriate judgement on this tragic case. Tragic I say, tragic.

Burn his rrrrrarse at the stake then off with his head I say

No one catches a marlin on my brand new reel and 1 day old lure and lives to tell the tale!

He has been judged by the jury of previous holders as completly deserving and it now only requires the wise and current holder to concur for this to be a done deal. Come on then BA lets stitch him up while he is skulking away in Australia as we all know dirty deeds are best done behind his back for his tenticles have an uncanny reach.

Barrie .. JACK DANIELS ... that is a pretty grave allegation Mr Squid, you're acting out of turn.

I don't believe Mr Boulder's account of his dealings with the aforementioned kitchen staff. The thought of any red blooded male away on a fishing comp for days, after consuming alcohol - by your own admission mind you -  in the presence of an attractive young lady - behaving in a gentlemanly manner all the while feigning sobriety - the mind boggles. I am sure that from a third parties perspective a whole different picture would have been painted and it wouldn't have been minds that were boggling. As for Mr Squid's use of your Diawa reel, well that is another point of law entirely. You bought it for the intended purpose of catching marlin. It was used for it's intended purpose. You offered it's use to the crew. They accepted your offer in good faith. The only real concern here Mr Boulder is that YOU sir bought a Diawa. That is no fault of Mr Squid.

However I digress. Mr Squid, it was your duty to ensure all 5 bung holes (possibly there were 8 but that point has yet to have been discussed in this forum) whether you were aware of that fact or not, simply because it was YOUR TURN! You were willing to accept YOUR TURN on the rod, you no doubt accepted when it was YOUR TURN to buy a round of drinks, otherwise we would all have heard about it by now. As I have so clearly and succintly illustrated to you and your peers the cold hard facts on this case, Mr Squid, I can only suggest that it is in fact YOUR TURN to accept the Dunny Seat Award.

I urge you all to put aside the mental meanderings offered by some of our esteemed colleagues in an attempt to sway and bolster opinions for whatever reason. It is your duty to sweep aside these unfouinded assertions and allegations and simply stick to the cold hard facts!

Mr Squid, accept the award as it has been so graciously accepted by fallen heroes before you.

What do you have to say for yourself young man?

 cut out the crap, when,s the piss up ? oops presentation! & where ?

gotta be something else to beat B.A,s do!  won,t be nice watching a reel man shed a tear or three , as he passes over his most prized possession but  "thems the breaks" as they say in this fishing thing.

(happy to come over B.A.  swipe the couple of holes in your wall with buiders bog, teehee ) just hope Squides has plenty of dosh on hand to

                                      " Shout the bar !  "          

I'd just like to say that the competition for the Dunny Seat Award was very well judged... I can say this because my name wasn't even mentioned once.

Peter Da Squid - very deserving recipient (especially after never mentioning the existence of J.D. bottle to Yours Truly).

And Smudge, with regard to Mr Rocky Boulder and the Breakfast BBQing Beauty... mate, the stories I could tell ! And I was only aboard T.U.M. for one day.

I can confirm that the term "Launch Control" had been coined by the time I had uncovered the story from the watchful Ramp Controller and sauntered over to the Wharf.  Boulder and Bushy were quick to admit to an incident had occured but the finger pointing was firmly in the PDS direction.

To add to leaving the Bungs out and JD undrunk he also left behind his personal bottle of Tomato Sauce in the tent on Saturday night.  Luckily this did not cause the anticipate catastrophe as he had a spare!  Hang that seat high.

    Cheers

        DA

This entire saga, sad and tragic, has so unsettled Mr Squid that he has been forced to emigrate to Sydney. He is therefore unable to answer these allegations, not that there could be any credible defence.

(I also understand he heard a rumour that for every Australian husband, there is an Australian wife and that some of them are even quite tidy, so he has flown across the ditch to check out several hundred).

We await his return with great anticipation.

hehehehe, a new leaf in the ways of the Squid. Bloody hell fullas, dont hang a man for trying tho

You really dont know how hard it was keeping the lid on that bottle, every minute of the day passed by quietly but etched firm in the memory there was my bottle sitting on top of the fridge out of harms way.

I deserve a medal

the ladies of Melbourne are the meanest!!!!!!!

I must overcome my aversion to doing a bad thing and post here the contents of a personal message. I do so with a heavy heart as I have always defended personal messages as being just that PRIVATE.

However on the basis that once accused anything you say may be wriiten down and used against you. I have here PD Squid agreeing to a shoreboys presintation of this much treasured trophy next Thursday!!!

Ptivate message from PD Squid

hahaha. gidday Koro
wont be able to make SB's tomorrow but the following week may be the go--- You evil muppet bstards!!!!

now lick it, yeah thats the ticket!

-- Previous Private Message --
Sent by : Boulder
Sent : 28 March 2006 at 18:38

So having stiched you into it when can this presintation take place any escuse for a quicky at Swashies or do we make it the shoreboys night tomorrow??

Nothing much left to say on this one then and its a general invite to all concerned.

Game on !!

Next week. swashies or Shoreboys. I know where the VG is. If PDS accused can handle the whiplash he got last time at Newbrew then bring it.

I will attend whereever.

IMHO the "handee" should choose the venue to do the "handing"

speaking of which. Has BA decided ?

Ahh, next Thursday. Excellent, my liver bruising has recovered from PDS's last visit and the kareoke next door can be primed to play any number of appropriate songs for the ceremony.

I am sure Girthtrude and her mate Mad-donna would line up to peck the cheek and check the peck of such an esteemed guest.  He'll need that JD if they do, cause beer glasses will not cut it, that would need the full 40 oz lenses, one for each eye. F.T.

Wow, everything I ever suspected about Jaffas is flashing before my eyes. Did they manage to squeeze anything reasonable on the Karaoke songsheet amongst all the Village People stuff?

Could we possibly find enough Waikato members to fill a 5 seater car with a sober driver? We can take my car, I'd trust Roy to drive it !

I think I'll keep my BUMpkin firmly planted to my bar stoo... SEAT.

Bender, is there any way I can get a list of the more active Waikato members who might like to travel up... or I could start a thread - in what Forum do you think? The Briny Bar seems to have the most traffic I guess.

Yep, that sounds the best. We haven't got the "Hicksville Bar" up and running yet.

Seriously if you can get a few coming along, Swashies might be a better venue. It's closer and the security is better - we know how you farming types like to lair up when you get a sniff of the turps under your swanies.

We can make that call next week.

BA: Fishnets, bushie as a kitchen beyotch and now you picturing the Calamari on all fours... mate, it'll be nice to meet you but do they have a special squad that transports you 'round like Hannibal Lecter?

Seriously though, been talking to Roy and he's gotta confirm with work, then I'll post a Waikato lasso and see if we can't round a few members up for a Road Trip.

Beagle - I'll be a starter.  I'm always the driver so since you boys'll be driving past count me in!  I have direction for the place on the other side of the hills and have been known to frequent the various f.net drinks.

    Cheers

       DA

DA, I didn't realise you were from New Zealand... I'll have to check my passport to make sure I can get over the Bombays. I have to chair a meeting of 50 people on the Friday  so a hangover would be just the ticket!

They're so much quieter when I'm grumpy.

 Chubby Chappie; ie Our Esteemed Moderater. ie; Bender,

 where,s the piss up & when ? your God ! wave the wand & make it happen, all this other stuff is giving me a headache, (sorry dear !)

so looking forward to spending heaps on the 8 testacile persons account,  tee hee.

Okay, at the end of all this, what WAS the final decision on a venue? And can you wear jandals if you can prove you're from the country and didn't know any better?

Vehicle leaving Hamilton at 1730 with room for one more if anyone's a starter.

Have no fear Beagle - I can sniff a pub a 50 paces.  I'm expecting the Shoreboys to have ensured plenty of VG for us out of towners!  No driving for me tonight - yeah!

   Cheers

       DA

Sweet as!

good to have all you boys along.

FT- no going to place with free pool table tonight, or are we??

Quote: Originally posted by Dead Ant on 06 April 2006

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Have no fear Beagle - I can sniff a pub a 50 paces.  I'm expecting the Shoreboys to have ensured plenty of VG for us out of towners!  No driving for me tonight - yeah!

   Cheers

       DA

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Quote: Originally posted by Peter da Squid on 06 April 2006

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FT- no going to place with free pool table tonight, or are we??

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