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Whoopeee ... I'm going fishing tonight !!!

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Topic: Whoopeee ... I'm going fishing tonight !!!
Posted By: bazza
Subject: Whoopeee ... I'm going fishing tonight !!!
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 2:16pm
Have 125 mm pvc pipes X 800 L  with a multitude of 15 mm holes incorporated .n the compost to allow oxygen to circulate. Have managed to fashion a couple of removable lids from plastic containers that block off the ends & allow ti tree foliage to be stuffed
inside.
 
Less than a km from home there is a delightful clear running stream that runs though native forest that has a healthy population of eels  some of which are tame & can be hand feed.
 
Am hoping there will also be a population of koura (freshwater crayfish) & if I stuff suitable bait into the foliage they will climb in overnight nestling into the security of the Manuka remaining there until the "pot" is pulled early tomorrow morning.
 
Reckon the venture, successful or not ticks all the boxes re  such as :-
 
Is less than 1 km from home & will be walking.
Will be a solo mission & highly unlikely to even see anyone else.
Will be fishing from the shore albeit a stream bank.
Water is relatively shallow therefore risk level virtually zero.
 
If I draw a blank then nothing lost but if rewarded with success it may well become a regular activity even after lock down is over as they are undeniably delicious lightly steamed even more so than prawns imo. 


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Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 2:39pm
Great plan Bazza. Lots of cunning there.
I have dropped a chicken mesh version of a cray pot/hinaki - about 300mm sq in our creek - with some fresh meat.
That worked. But so did a bamboo pole and a sprat hook with a bit of chopped liver. You could fill in a lot of time - takes a few for a feed.
Alan


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Posted By: corosanta
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 3:16pm
Cement powder scattered up stream, gets trout every time.


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Posted By: baitcatcher
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 3:37pm

Hi Barry
Good luck on your venture,sounds like a plan!
don't forget to wear your lucky camo cap and leave your waders at home.😊

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Posted By: fish-feeder
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 3:43pm
A bit if cotton with precooked cheap sausage as bait and a sieve underneath as you pull them towards the surface,they swim backwards into the sieve,or even a collander.
Good luck baz.

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Posted By: Catchelot
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 3:48pm

Put a handline out overnight with a circle hook and catch an eel Bazza, great smoked or charred on the BBQ...Thumbs Up


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Posted By: spin king
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 4:20pm
Originally posted by corosanta corosanta wrote:

Cement powder scattered up stream, gets trout every time.

can you elaborate sounds like a good yarn, I love hearing about how the old deer stalkers used to catch them, shoot them, tickle them etc haha


Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 6:01pm
Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:


Put a handline out overnight with a circle hook and catch an eel Bazza, great smoked or charred on the BBQ...Thumbs Up
 
No need to even use a line Al as a lot of them there once trust has been established they can be hand fed as I witnessed (from a safe  distance ) an adventurous young girl about 3 or 4 yo doing this arvo.
 
Like most kiwis I used to hold eels in low regard until beginning to discover what incredible creatures they actually were, consequently where ever there is an opportunity to protect them, I do.
 
BTW did you get the e-mail on Wuhan I sent you ?
 
If so, being such a clever IT genius, is it at all possible you could somehow or other post a link to the forum ?
 


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
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Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 6:06pm
Bazza - totally agree about eels. Amazing creatures. I have tried to educate people in our area - kids catch them for fun and leave them on the side of the bank - or whatever. Breaks my heart really when you know their life story. But people just look at you blank. Lot of work to be done there.
I managed to get sharks out of our fishing comp - hauled ashore and weighed then dumped. Finally manged to get eels out too (kids). They get judged on herrings and any small kahawai.
Regards
Alan


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Posted By: Coochdog
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 6:36pm
Good on you Alan,I too cringe when i see kids in hunting comps holding up 1m long 50+ year old Eels.
All kids Eeling comps should be based on length rather than weight.Measure them take a pic,Strictly release only.Good chance to teach the kids why the breeders should be released.


Posted By: terrafish
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 6:49pm
Hey coochdog, could you please make a video on how to measure a eel.
We need all the quality entertainment we can get at the moment.

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Posted By: Catchelot
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 7:30pm
Originally posted by bazza bazza wrote:

Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:


Put a handline out overnight with a circle hook and catch an eel Bazza, great smoked or charred on the BBQ...Thumbs Up
 
No need to even use a line Al as a lot of them there once trust has been established they can be hand fed as I witnessed (from a safe  distance ) an adventurous young girl about 3 or 4 yo doing this arvo.
 
Like most kiwis I used to hold eels in low regard until beginning to discover what incredible creatures they actually were, consequently where ever there is an opportunity to protect them, I do.
 
BTW did you get the e-mail on Wuhan I sent you ?
 
If so, being such a clever IT genius, is it at all possible you could somehow or other post a link to the forum ?



 

Baz if you score and eel or two to spare and don't want, I'll get Hone Harawira to swing buy on his way south for his next adventure to pickup and deliver.LOLClap


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Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 8:10pm
Originally posted by terrafish terrafish wrote:

Hey coochdog, could you please make a video on how to measure a eel.
We need all the quality entertainment we can get at the moment.
You nail the head at the zero end of the tape and nail the tail at the other. Easy.
Alan


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 10:12pm
Originally posted by Alan L Alan L wrote:

Bazza - totally agree about eels. Amazing creatures. I have tried to educate people in our area - kids catch them for fun and leave them on the side of the bank - or whatever. Breaks my heart really when you know their life story. But people just look at you blank. Lot of work to be done there.
I managed to get sharks out of our fishing comp - hauled ashore and weighed then dumped. Finally manged to get eels out too (kids). They get judged on herrings and any small kahawai.
Regards
Alan
 
Yep indeed ... how many fishos would be aware we have the worlds biggest eels & one variety at least that are exclusive to NZ.
 
However is their spawning / breeding process that is really amazing when at a certain age ( think it is 5 yo ) they set off en masse towards Tonga with most of the males changing sex to female on the way (much like a couple of fishing buddies I have known) & on arrival at Tonga the spawning & fertilising of the eggs takes place after which the adults die. The fertilised eggs transform into hatchlings about 12 to 15 mm long & are called glasslings whereupon things get really interesting.
 
These tiny creatures not only instinctively seek out the currents that will take them back to NZ but on arrival most manage to find the water their parents came from ... then the oncoming generation prepare to repeat the process.
 
The grossly overweight specimens usually caught in the school holidays & feature in local newspapers along with their proud juvenile captors are barren females that have remained behind to grow old & overweight.
 
They are proven to be highly intelligent creatures & sadly stocks suffered irreparable damage in the 70's & 80's when it was discovered a very lucrative export business existed in much of Europe, Asia & the US. 
 
So much damage in fact that catch rates became uneconomic & harvesting was heavily restricted by which time average size & weights of individual specimens had been dramatically reduced & may never recover. 


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: taurangatroutmaster
Date Posted: 20 Apr 2020 at 11:22pm
I know where 3 are that would be over 2m long with heads bigger than a labrador


Posted By: pjc
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 5:01am
Eels are a bit like whitebait,suffering from polluted water ways.The long fineel is in danger but short fin is ok.
Do tell the class "Bazza" how you got on.Remember when letting eels go do not transfer them from one stream to another apparently they do not like unfamiliar terrioty,found that out when we brought one home ,hunua,stuck in bath to give the old a girl a fright,went down to local creek and this old fella told me all about it.


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Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 7:58am
Yes Bazza - what is the score - post your catch on Skoti's next Fish Challenge. My guess is hero or zero. 
Alan


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Posted By: MB
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 8:08am
I agree with the sentiments. No legal protection, not even for the longfin?


Posted By: JustAnotherSpearo
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 9:19am
Looking forward to the trip report


Posted By: corosanta
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 9:32am
Originally posted by spin king spin king wrote:

Originally posted by corosanta corosanta wrote:

Cement powder scattered up stream, gets trout every time.

can you elaborate sounds like a good yarn, I love hearing about how the old deer stalkers used to catch them, shoot them, tickle them etc haha


Nah, nothing to it. When we got peeved trying to fly fish trout for nil result, we'd scoot upstream with a packet or two of cement dust in our pockets.

Get around a small pond and past the rock strewn inlet stream, spread the cement out over the water.

Dust floats down, fish ingest it through their gills, gills gummed up and the trout end up dead easy to just pick up.

Not so noticeable as a Tuna bomb see.



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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 10:05am
Bugger ...... had almost completed a lengthy & hopefully of interest report when "whoosh" everything disappeared into cyber space.
Busy right now so no time to recompose ... will do later. 

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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 11:18am
Aw man - I am in suspense.
Alan


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Posted By: baitcatcher
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 1:58pm
Originally posted by bazza bazza wrote:


Bugger ...... had almost completed a lengthy & hopefully of interest report when "whoosh" everything disappeared into cyber space.
Busy right now so no time to recompose ... will do later. 


Hi Barry,
   glad you made it back home safely,and not in the back
                      of a Police Car!!!😂😊😊

   Hope your Not Busy simmering your catch for Lunch in garlic butter........ & I hadn't received an invite.🤔


The pre-lockdown Crayfish Lunch I enjoyed with Barry.😊

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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 3:24pm
OK ... let's have another attempt but this time will "save" at regular intervals to guard against "losing all" yet again.
 
Was kinda hoping no one how it went bit as several have am obliged to make a declaration.
 
In short nada, zero, nothing apart from a by catch of mushrooms which were tasty enough but not the targeted species.
 
Am inclined to think I may have stuffed to much ti tree foliage into the trap which blocked the entry holes so will have another go tonight with minimal or no foliage.
 
Nevertheless I did witness something incredible that more than made the whole venture worthwhile.
 
Upon emptying the smoked trout scraps used as bait from the trap tossed a couple of bits into the water & a couple of eels ... one quite large made an appearance.
 
Was fascinated by their reactions when a black & white sheepdog breed came on the scene, peered into the water at the smaller eel
about a mtr. long then jumped into the water on top of where it was. Was thinking "that will scare off the eel" so will be the last we see of him for awhile ... but no ... they began to interact like long time playmates which I eventually had to conclude was the only viable explanation because whilst his canine friend pranced about the eel swam in a figure eight pattern around his legs, an activity they both seemed to enjoy. A couple of times the dog plunged its' head underwater, prompting me to think "there goes lunch" but to my amazement merely gave it a friendly lick.
 
Am certain that after 10 mins or so of interaction they bid each other fond farewell with the addition of "see you tomorrow, same time, same place ... in the meantime take care my friend"
 
The eels would be so easy to catch on a hook & sadly that is what is bound to happen particularly with the ever increasing numbers of a certain ethnic group that often seem to have scant regard for aquatic conservation other than on a plate. Anyone of course is legally entitled to fish for them ... just a pity their true value is not always fully recognised.
 
 


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 3:31pm
Thumbs Up
2nd version of a new plan usually works better Bazza. I'm giving you better odds this time around.
Otherwise a sprat hook and liver will soak up half a day. They will come out in daylight.
Regards
Alan


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Posted By: Skoti
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 3:34pm
Originally posted by bazza bazza wrote:

Was fascinated by their reactions when a black & white sheepdog breed came on the scene, peered into the water at the smaller eel
about a mtr. long then jumped into the water on top of where it was. Was thinking "that will scare off the eel" so will be the last we see of him for awhile ... but no ... they began to interact like long time playmates which I eventually had to conclude was the only viable explanation because whilst his canine friend pranced about the eel swam in a figure eight pattern around his legs, an activity they both seemed to enjoy. A couple of times the dog plunged its' head underwater, prompting me to think "there goes lunch" but to my amazement merely gave it a friendly lick.
 
Am certain that after 10 mins or so of interaction they bid each other fond farewell with the addition of "see you tomorrow, same time, same place ... in the meantime take care"
 
 
Sounds like some awesome mushrooms Bazza LOL


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Posted By: corosanta
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 3:36pm
Can I have some of that weed you're smoking dude?


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 3:48pm
Skoti & Coro or anyone on the forum for that matter, welcome to come see for yourself ... was the same eel presumably the young pre school girl had been hand feeding yesterday when I went to set the trap ... if only I could get the koura to do likewise ! 

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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Catchelot
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 4:01pm
Were there any Electric Puha plants around the mushrooms Baz? LOL

What I do these days when writing a big post is to write it in notepad or wordand then copy and paste into a new forum post. Has happened to me many a time that typing into a forum  webpage has vanished too many times...


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Posted By: the croc
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 4:03pm
This is worth a crack for koura. 
https://niwa.co.nz/our-science/freshwater/research-projects/all/restoration-of-aquatic-ecosystems/monitoring_koura/protocol" rel="nofollow - https://niwa.co.nz/our-science/freshwater/research-projects/all/restoration-of-aquatic-ecosystems/monitoring_koura/protocol


Posted By: pjc
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 6:31pm
Originally posted by bazza bazza wrote:

Skoti & Coro or anyone on the forum for that matter, welcome to come see for yourself ... was the same eel presumably the young pre school girl had been hand feeding yesterday when I went to set the trap ... if only I could get the koura to do likewise ! 
Hey Barry,you down Eeeling at the creek oppsite mitre 10 Albany?? If so I know what you mean by Eels,they have had my sandwhiches over the yrs .

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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 7:26pm
Originally posted by pjc pjc wrote:

Originally posted by bazza bazza wrote:

Skoti & Coro or anyone on the forum for that matter, welcome to come see for yourself ... was the same eel presumably the young pre school girl had been hand feeding yesterday when I went to set the trap ... if only I could get the koura to do likewise ! 
Hey Barry,you down Eeeling at the creek oppsite mitre 10 Albany?? If so I know what you mean by Eels,they have had my sandwhiches over the yrs .
 
No Paul not there but not far away from there ... in fact there are lots of ponds, streams etc. in the general area most of which hold fish & some surprisingly large such as Koi carp that have been illegally released over the years & now are the size of rat kings ... making a mess of the habitat of other species tho.


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: krow
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 7:48pm
Originally posted by taurangatroutmaster taurangatroutmaster wrote:

I know where 3 are that would be over 2m long with heads bigger than a labrador
 

LegendClap. keep that a secret. 


I remember back in the day at Taumarunui when Ruapahu erupted my mate got one that he caught by putting his fingers in it's ears. Was bigger than him. It was in amongst the trout that were also near dead from the oxygenless water. .


Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 21 Apr 2020 at 10:21pm
Koura trap with a bit of fern foliage & half a mullet now set overnight awaiting hordes of eager crawly creatures.
 All will be revealed tomorrow morning.
Watch this space. 

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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2020 at 8:41am
Bazza - fingers and legs Xed for you. Got a better feeling you will be lucky 2nd time round. You may have pics for the trip report.
Alan


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2020 at 10:02am
         Nuzzink !
 
       Not even any mushrooms ...
  the wriggly Piscean was there tho
   awaiting the arrival of his canine counter part.  


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2020 at 11:11am
Bummer.
You sure there are some in there?
Could try dangling a bit of liver by a ledge or rocks, shelter and see what comes out. I have caught them in the day on hooks.
Alan


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Posted By: pjc
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2020 at 2:28pm
The way we use to catch Koura was using a bullrush weed take a long stem and torch,just dangle it in front of them and they grab the reed and flick on to the bank.An old scoutmaster taught us how back in 76 ish. 

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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 22 Apr 2020 at 8:31pm
Originally posted by Alan L Alan L wrote:

Bummer.
You sure there are some in there?
Could try dangling a bit of liver by a ledge or rocks, shelter and see what comes out. I have caught them in the day on hooks.
Alan
 
Good question Alan & one that I am beginning to ask myself.
 
Not aware of anyone having caught any, but it looks to be such a perfect environment for them, so assumed there would be ... after all have come across them in the most unlikely locations such as when hand digging in a patch of damp soil on the Coatesville rural block where we lived for 40 odd years before moving back to suburbia.
 
Never mind .... nothing ventured nothing gained & was an interesting
exercise.
 
Thanx for your ongoing interest.


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Tonto2
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2020 at 2:06pm
HI Bazza, we are both working from home and we just happen to have the tv on in the background on silent, I looked up to see someone catching these in funnell traps using canned sardine as bait, didnt get the gist of the story but I think it was in the uk and they were eliminating them as a pest.
When we were kids we used one of Mums forks tied to her broom handle Embarrassed, tasty but not filling lol.


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2020 at 3:30pm
Only heard about the situation in the UK & they were referred to as NZ crayfish but considered to be a noxious pest to be eliminated whenever possible. Was no mention as to their eating quality or lack of but reckon if they tasted anything like koura then controlling the population should not be a problem.
 
Likewise remember reading about something or other attributed to having come from NZ that was infesting areas of freshwater in the USA
& millions of dollars was being spent trying to contain & halt the spread. Wish I could remember what they were but can recollect thinking "sure they are indigenous to NZ but are not a problem here!
 
Much the same re mantis shrimps which are a premium priced much valued delicacy in many countries around the world ( can attest to them being delicious ) yet are shunned here in NZ despite being huge readily caught population in places such as the Kaipara where the com fishos loathe them with a vengeance as they get caught in their nets whilst feeding on any trapped fish.
 
Maybe it is a case of nature over the centuries adjusts things so they can live in relative harmony but things tend to go pear shaped with human intervention when certain plants, insects & animals get transported out of their natural environment to one that has no built up resistance to a foreign invader.
 
In any event ... guess it could be considered rough justice in revenge for the introduction of gorse, thistles, koi, ragwort, rabbits, stoats, possums etc. etc. to Gods' own !!!!!!!
 
 


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Catchelot
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2020 at 5:41pm
My trap did well last night Bazza Clap




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Posted By: Catchelot
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2020 at 5:43pm
Which was turned into this...Big smile



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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2020 at 5:51pm
Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:

My trap did well last night Bazza Clap


 
So that is where all my koura went ... might have known ... thanx a lot mate


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2020 at 5:57pm
No wonder you didn't get any Bazza. Don't feel so bad - they were poached.
Alan


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2020 at 8:14pm
Originally posted by Alan L Alan L wrote:

No wonder you didn't get any Bazza. Don't feel so bad - they were poached.
Alan
 
Yep Al ... a fact confirmed from a conversation with Ernie the eel I have just return from & he said an hour before I arrived a suspicious looking individual with a northland accent turned up on both occasions & emptied my trap.
 
Hmnnn ... would be fairly conclusive evidence imo other than the fact he went on to further describe the perpetrator as being a good  looking individual, thereby providing catchelot with an iron clad alibi !!
 


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2020 at 9:13pm
Catchelot will be returning some by post - I am sure.
Alan


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 23 Apr 2020 at 9:22pm
Originally posted by Alan L Alan L wrote:

Catchelot will be returning some by post - I am sure.
Alan
 
If so, with  time postage averaging 10 days at best, will be able to smell the postie coming from umpteen blocks away.


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2020 at 7:17am
If they don't turn up - phone this number 
0800 476 224
(0800 POACHER)
Alan


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2020 at 9:43am
Originally posted by Alan L Alan L wrote:

If they don't turn up - phone this number 
0800 476 224
(0800 POACHER)
Alan
 
Actually Allan, before I lay a complaint I am actively petitioning for a law change making koura theft a capital offence or even worse namely :- forcing offenders to listen to a 3 hour videoed speech by Simon Bridges !!
 
I know I can rely on you will sign the petition but have an inkling catchelot will decline. 


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Catchelot
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2020 at 11:19am
Originally posted by bazza bazza wrote:

Originally posted by Alan L Alan L wrote:

If they don't turn up - phone this number 
0800 476 224
(0800 POACHER)
Alan
 
Actually Allan, before I lay a complaint I am actively petitioning for a law change making koura theft a capital offence or even worse namely :- forcing offenders to listen to a 3 hour videoed speech by Simon Bridges !!
 
I know I can rely on you will sign the petition but have an inkling catchelot will decline. 

Bazza, I must protest, because Hone Harawira said I could have them, and gave me a permit to exercise my treaty of waitangi rights.LOL


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2020 at 11:53am
Originally posted by Catchelot Catchelot wrote:

Originally posted by bazza bazza wrote:

Originally posted by Alan L Alan L wrote:

If they don't turn up - phone this number 
0800 476 224
(0800 POACHER)
Alan
 
Actually Allan, before I lay a complaint I am actively petitioning for a law change making koura theft a capital offence or even worse namely :- forcing offenders to listen to a 3 hour videoed speech by Simon Bridges !!
 
I know I can rely on you will sign the petition but have an inkling catchelot will decline. 

Bazza, I must protest, because Hone Harawira said I could have them, and gave me a permit to exercise my treaty of waitangi rights.LOL
 
I have just spoken to him to confirm your claim & he was adamant the permit was for whakkky backkky & NOT koura. 


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2020 at 12:28pm
So does he have to put them back?
Alan


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2020 at 12:45pm
Originally posted by Alan L Alan L wrote:

So does he have to put them back?
Alan
 
A bit late for that as pics show they have been cooked & furthermore probably eaten !


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When you cry, feel pain or sadness, no one notices your sorrow .... BUT
fart just ONE time !!!!!!!!!!!


Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2020 at 1:08pm
I think even dead undersize paua and crays have to go back.
I think he should put them back.On your plate.
Alan


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Posted By: bazza
Date Posted: 24 Apr 2020 at 2:09pm
Originally posted by Alan L Alan L wrote:

I think even dead undersize paua and crays have to go back.
I think he should put them back.On your plate.
Alan
 
Better still in the dead of night a could covertly hide a sack full  of pre eaten leftovers under his house then gleefully wait as they become more & more pungent day by day.


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Posted By: Catchelot
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2020 at 5:51pm
The Hinaki did well with Tuna as well Bazza, where were yours???






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Posted By: Alan L
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2020 at 6:07pm
God they look soooo tasty.
Sweet meat.
Alan


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