shoreboyz thurs
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Topic: shoreboyz thurs
Posted By: Ski
Subject: shoreboyz thurs
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2006 at 10:00pm
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newbrew....530....thurs....bbuuuuurrrrrrp ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
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Posted By: JB
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2006 at 10:18pm
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Love to join you fullas but lbg past Te kaha will put a post up if anything worth while turns up. Watch out for sherk.... |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2006 at 10:42pm
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Buuurrppp ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 1:38pm
| is anyone welcome at these little gatherings? |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 1:49pm
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Yes, especially if you're good at shouting! Oh no, you're Ok this week - it's Skis turn and he has to buy 17 rounds because he took almost 40 years to catch his first 20. You'd be welcome keenas - but be prepared to listen to lots of bulldust and lies (not from me you unnerstand, it's just those other bad buggers I hang out with).
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 1:49pm
Quote: Originally posted by keenas on 24 January 2006 No you have to be able to talk BS and take in the VG. A pulling shirt, (or shorts) is optional but gets extra merit.  |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 2:11pm
Quote: Originally posted by keenas on 24 January 2006 Do you Fish ? Do you drink ? (Diet coke even counts) , Do you have a pulling shirt ? Answer yes to any of the above and you will be allowed into the exclusive club Post Edit: No pulling shorts , Ohsifs are way way way more than enough !! ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 2:25pm
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 24 January 2006Note: I wouldn't want to be a member of any exclusive club that would have me as a member. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 2:42pm
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Your just a Member Full stop ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:02pm
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hehehehe. very good! how cold are their beers?? the right answer could lure me over to pooftersville ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:11pm
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Warm Squiddy, very warm. You wouldn't like them at all. Your job is to keep Phat's wife happy while he's off drinking. Don't let the side down now. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:23pm
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Dont expect to get a decent beer there Squid. They only serve some gay crap ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:23pm
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Ohsif . . . VG ????? what time do ya'z meet there and do i just look for the dodgiest group of blokes talkin' ****e???? . . is there a secret sign . . . and i guess i wont be meeting Da Squid bearing in mind his duties . . |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:25pm
| 5.30pm . . . got it . . . . |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:29pm
VG = Visual Grazing. Any time from about 5:30pm onwards. The rest is pretty much spot on. Bender or Phats will show you the secret sign.  |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:35pm
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Cheers in Advance Squidy....good of you to enable me to get out for a drink in peace and quiet.....do pop in to NB when youve finished tho so I can do the proper thing and shout you a Glass of Chardon Bushy. I will be sure to leave a Chocolate beside your bed whilst your are pulling plastic around this weekend. ....Leave a purple Zurker thingy with big head behind tho would you.....we might use it for a "toy" ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:36pm
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is this gathering held every Thursday . . just found out i got an early game this Thursday . . . will give me a week to learn how to talk kaka . . . never done it before . . espescially about fishing! |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:43pm
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keenas Just search Phats posts. You will soon get the hang of it ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 3:51pm
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Keenas ... Ohsif has it wrong as usual. Secret signs are .. well, secret. Just look for the bald old git with his goollies almost hanging out of his "pulling" shorts and very strange white socks on. You'll have to let Squiddy know your address so he can keep your missus engaged while you're there. He's pretty good at it - or so Bushies missus told me the other week when I visisted while he was at the Bridge House in Warkwroth.
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 4:15pm
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you sound like a bunch of well humoured chaps and i look forward, i think, to sharing a bevie with yaz! Squids . . . ya may have to up ya game with me missus as i showed her your little 'lick it . . . thats the ticket' signature . . . she pissed herself and found it most amusing. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 4:26pm
Quote: Originally posted by keenas on 24 January 2006 Whoaaaa there!!! Don't show your missus the site - she might talk to ours one day and they'll find out what we've been up to and what our tackle really cost (like the Lowrance combo unit sitting in the office stationery cupboard awaiting repatriation .. that can't be done until the new hydraulic steering has been bedded down.) You have no doubt heard the saying "my only fear is that when I die my wife will sell all my fishing tackle for what I told her I paid for it..."
------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 8:06pm
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this thread is humming gonna feel like Santa visiting all these houses in one night keenas, does your wife play cards? ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 8:20pm
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there is only one secret sign and that is to identify the SHREK dum dum dedummmmm you do this and you will be well gifted and the force will be strong in this one... well the force used to get in will be and also your prowess at looking for the golden rivet will help you in many ways.... ps i drink diet coke with 3 thats right 3 ice cubes any more big boy and your history. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: The Builder
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 8:38pm
Quote: Originally posted by keenas on 24 January 2006 jeeze, how wrong can a person be, (youz got a right 1 here chaps !) be worth the trip o,seas for a giggle or 3.
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2006 at 10:29pm
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Ha Ha Ha Man there is some funny , Mentally deluded , but funny buggers. PDS ( Aka Batman ) sounds like a job too big for one. You need a Side kick. I will be Robin....Bushpig can be the Penguin...short and wadles...hahaha.... Could be a big night shore style....The Horsey place is just round the corner... Hi Ho Tonto....away ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 7:31am
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Squids . . . she got over playing 'snap' alnong time ago. 'Chippie' .. you'd fly overseas to meet me . . . how nice! but will they let you out???? Phats . . . the Horsey place around the corner . .. dude . . thats cause for concern!!!!
Bender . . . thnks for your fantastic reaction . . . like throwing a pillie to a snapper!!!!!!!! |
Posted By: JK
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 7:49am
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haha crackups indeed. cant make this week as ****e busy with work but hopefully by next it'll die down.
in fact so busy it looks like NO fishing this weekend. May as well end it now... ------------- LedgeNZ LBG |
Posted By: GrahamT
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 8:00am
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I hear on the grapevine that Phatz tried to persuade a certain person to sit on his right hand during the formal part of the meeting ------------- I prefer Parkinson to Alzheimer - I'd rather spill my beer than forget to drink it! |
Posted By: Bushpig
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 8:00am
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 24 January 2006 Why am I not surprised that Phats wants to run around in tights with another guy. You are one sad SOB, Phats ------------- I would rather laugh with the Sinners, than cry with the Saints |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 8:34am
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cool batman throbin the penguin all at SHREKS PALACE of Lovvvvvvvvveeeeeeee ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: mozz
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 9:00am
| ooo I may have to do the mission down the road and have a few beers with you lads. there isnt often much talent at new brew though |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 9:18am
| Friday's is a good nite for VG'ing. Can also be rather amusing watching guys hitting on chickies . . . maybe i've watched you struck out Phats . . . |
Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 9:29am
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Hmmmm, in China this is The Year of the Pulling Shirt. Not sure if I'll be here Thursday PM or back at the beach with the easterlies. If I don't make it could you continue the design for the SBFNPS. So far it looks like a collar on one side, round neck on the other short long sleeve, blue with ginsing, mandrake, ginger, carrot, parsnip, motive and the words "good roots". F.T. ------------- PhD: Pool Hall Diploma |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 9:34am
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Go Ugly early to avoid the rush Keenas........ Keeps Strike outs to a minimum ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 9:39am
Love ya work Phats!!!!!!!
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Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 9:53am
Quote: Originally posted by waves on 25 January 2006what do you mean we are there and thats all that matters and just so you know LB is my favorite. ------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: mozz
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 11:10am
| haha of course what was I thinking |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 11:22am
Quote: Originally posted by Phats on 25 January 200699% hardly qualifies as "minimum." ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: snap
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 11:36am
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Bit late catching up on this thread. Where abouts are you meeting - is the place called ShoreBoyz or New Brew? Wouldn't mind catching up with you fellas sometime. I'm off to the Coromandel for a week but would be keenas to come to one of your gatherings after that (sorry about the pun on your handle keenas). The shore used to be my stomping ground in the 80's and early 90's but things have changed since then! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 11:49am
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98% Bender. 98% = 2 Little ones ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 11:55am
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I can say it's most certainly NOT called shoreboyz . . . It is the New Brew . . . No worries about the pun mate . . . i can live with it. Catch ya there next week aye. Not 100% whether i'll get this week . . . i hope to. Think i will glue on a beard and sneak in just to suss out how dodgy these guys really are! . . . . he he |
Posted By: snap
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 12:02pm
Sounds good keenas..don't let them take you to the horsey place tho
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Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 12:07pm
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Never been fond 'gluepots' anyway . . especially from THAT stable!! Anyway . . . I'm not talking to you ! dissapearing down to the Coro for 7 days . .. lucky pr$#^!! |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 12:14pm
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Hi guys oh and you, you handsome devil is that a Diet Coke and 3 ice cubes sir.
Sure is Shrek chisel some off your heart
------------- Ultimate GAME Fishing Adventures. Northland |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 12:16pm
| ha ha ha !!!! |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 1:09pm
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Scarey thing is BA - that looks more like you than it does the barmaid you call Shrek. (Remember her - she's the one who thinks Phats is difficult) ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 1:19pm
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Nope.....Clarified that on the weekend. She thinks Im lovely She doesnt like the two "Bad men" as she put it, thinks they are difficult... Said she saw one humping a bull...... And overheard the other Brag about going home drunk and falling over in front of his Mrs She was disgusted ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 1:47pm
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That post is the bigest load of shyte I've read on here - worse even than most of mine! Give youself an uppercut. If the forum admin login wasn't crashing my computer I'd remove one of your stars. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 2:19pm
Quote: Originally posted by Bender on 25 January 2006what are you on the turps already it is only 2pm, here are some Viagra eye drops take a good long look again. |
Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 2:36pm
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You're right .. the ears are a bit different to yours. ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 2:50pm
| yeah mine have got hand holds and scratch marks |
Posted By: Ski
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 6:47pm
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geeze how you fullas get any work done 40 odd posts and most of them during office hours buuuuurrrrpppp ------------- yamaha reliability senator stability shimano superiority the rest is up to the fish! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 9:02pm
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Its called Networking Ski.
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: JB
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2006 at 10:35pm
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Phats, I think the technical term is f**king around. I've a degree in it so know it when I see it. Took me years to master it - now its comes as second nature. enjoy the cold ones tomorrow night I'll be thinking of your hangovers when I'm sitting on a nice rock not far from Cape runaway on Friday waiting the whole weekend to catch a livie
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Posted By: Fishful Thinking
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 3:13pm
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Stuff painting, I'll c u there chasps. F.T. ------------- PhD: Pool Hall Diploma |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 3:43pm
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Thats the commitment I like to see
------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: The Builder
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2006 at 4:45pm
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Bugger, me Safari,s got the dreaded diesel disease ( Thanks Aunty Helen ) in with the doctor right now. 2 g,s later ? proberably banned anyway, eyes are still hanging out like organ stops from last visit. gained Phats confidance & he was just getting round to pointing out the toothless women, when discrection seemed the better option. any new comers hesitant ? don,t be, if you cannot get on with the attendee,s you cannot get on with any 1 Regards all.
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 9:09am
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Ouch ! That was a biggie. Big Ups to Woody & his mate for coming all the way from Takanini Nice one lads ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: Woody
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 9:24am
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Few Beers and a bit of a yarn. Plenty of laughs.... |
Posted By: Blue Asparagus
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 9:44am
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yip good fun enjoyed it alot, but i missed Shrek for she new we was comin, to her bar maid mate she is known as the OMPALUMPA when i asked where shrek was they said who when i described her they wet them selves hehehe. someone else enjoyed it too, god dose this mean there will be a next time.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Posted By: Leelay
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 9:50am
Somehow I think I'd stick out like a sore thumb at this little gathering, so I think I'll stay her in the *sunny*??? Coromandel and go fishing.
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Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 10:20am
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Yes, yes.....how rude indeed Very nice to finally meet Mrs Blue Asparagus. Funniest line of the night , when Bender met Mrs BA "You Poor poor woman, I feel very sorry for you " ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 10:36am
| sorry i missed lastnight . . . couldn't get out of the touch game as my superior dummy half skills could not be done without!! Next week . . i'm there!!! . . . will there be a gathering next week?? |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 11:02am
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Its more than likely Keenas After last nights effort , if SWMBO allows me to attend or not could be a different matter ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 11:07am
| SWMBO ?????? Here i am sussing out next weeks gathering . . probably wont make that one either as hopefully i will have a brand new baby!!!! which is due today . . . is ok for me to be nervous??? . . to early for couple o' shots of vodka??? going for a fish in the morning to calm the nerves! |
Posted By: Leelay
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 11:37am
| keenas never to early - ask the russians!!! However why are YOU nervous? You get the easy part! Good luck with that any way |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 11:48am
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yea . . watching my wife in pain sounds like a walk in the park!! Cheers!!!! |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 12:00pm
Good call Keenas, after all she will be offered pain relief and/or NO2. I�d go for the vodka if I were you, or at least try and get a few hits on the gas mask.
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Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 12:04pm
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I've procured my own gas mask and tube . . so for every shot of vodka i can have a good whiff of gas . . Maybe i'll be bying a round next week at New Brew . . . |
Posted By: Peter da Squid
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 12:19pm
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hope all goes well Keenas Squids a top name for a new bub! ------------- Good for Nuthin |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 1:31pm
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we'll have to see if we get on before i start naming my offspring after ya! . ..
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Posted By: Leelay
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 1:39pm
| Trust me keenas, compared to pushing that sucker out it IS the easy part, talking from experience here! |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 1:42pm
| Oh i know Leelay . . i was present for a while with one of my sisters until her hubby got there . . holy sh$% !!!! gotta respect em for doing that!!!!! |
Posted By: Phats
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 1:48pm
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It is certainly not the beautiful and wonderful thing they crack it up to be. More like Gore and blood.... Good luck ------------- A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 1:55pm
Yea and when the going gets tough, get some bailing twine and the tractor. The real pain begins when they get home. Sleep deprivation is a biach.
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Posted By: Leelay
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2006 at 2:56pm
| LOL you got it ohsif, keenas my only advice is take the vodka in with you, ignore/forget any abuse hurled at you. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2006 at 2:52pm
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Is there gonna be a gathering this week ????? |
Posted By: ohsif
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2006 at 3:17pm
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Does a bear crap in the woods? |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2006 at 3:26pm
doh !!! . . . there i go again, asking questions with obvious answers 
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Posted By: Bender
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2006 at 3:44pm
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Does a duck with a hard on catch weed? ------------- Nobody has ever come up with a great idea after a second bottle of water. |
Posted By: KeenAs
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2006 at 3:50pm
| Is the moderator of this forum a 4 star Bender ????? |
Posted By: JB
Date Posted: 31 Jan 2006 at 9:23pm
| Ohsif, To answer you -- no not if its a polar beer. Minor technicality I know - I'll try and make it this week. After slaying millions of maomao last week from the eastern bay of plenty I need a beer or two. |